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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 01:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the worst movie or movies you've ever seen or that are just plain crap...

Kazaam (that movie with shaq)
Steel (another shaq movie)
Manos: The Hands of fate (not really bad, it was bad...but hilarious)
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
Warriors of Virtue (like frikin kangaroos who did karate wtf?)
the Super Marios Bros. Movie
son of the mask (piece. of. shit.)
1997 batman and robin






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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 06:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the ones mentioned above

plus


ALIEN 3
JEEPERS CREEPER
SPECIES

And a lot more that I don't remember right now, thank God.


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 07:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Wiz - As singers, there is no doubting the talent of Michael Jackson and Diana Ross, as actors in a re-make of The Wizard Of Oz, then that's just plain scary...!

American Pie 3,4 and dare I say it, 5, are absolutley SHIT. They should have quit while they were kind of ahead

The Hillz - I haven't seen it, but it's like the OC and it has Paris Hilton in it. Need I say more.

[EDIT] And that Brady Bunch one, where Mr Brady becomes President of the USA. I know it's a piss-take of the TV show, but when they did that whole song and dance (literally) campaing thing to get Mrs Brady as vice president (I think), that's when I figured the movie could sink no lower. Then, it did. Again and again. The only bits I like are Alice and "it's always Marica, Marcia Marcia Marcia!"


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 10:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Judge with Silvester Stallone


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 10:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Anyone know of those movies with people like LL Cool J and Mo'Nique and Whoopi Goldberg, and on the cover of the DVD there's like fifteen black people that are starring in the movie?
Like this...
http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/6/43546-large.jpg
I can't stand those kinds of movies. Not to mention "Car Wash," "Cookout," "Soul Plane," and "The Johnson Family's Vacation." All of which are of that variety. -_-


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 10:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ELIZABETH TOWN.

I went with a friend. I didn't want to go because I absolutely hate chick flicks, but I went cuz I felt kinda bad. The movie sucked so bad that we walked out about three qaurters of the way through.
And even before that, we started listening to some music on the old ipod...

I wish I had an ipod. :P


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 11:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Moulin Rouge!

Biggest piece of shit ever put on film.


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 12:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 13:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I always hear Gigli in such discussions, but I have never seen it.


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 14:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mars Attacks
Jurassic Park 3
Pirates Of The Caribbean 2
Batman and Robin
Alien 3
Star Wars Episode I
Star Wars Epidode III
American Pie trilogy and its ancestors
99% of movies made in the 1990s and later in the USA


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 14:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie Got Fingered (A Tom Green movie...I should've known better than to see this crap.)

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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 14:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh my god...There was this one movie that one of my stupid neighbor made me watch...The Traingle? It was so dumb. It was about the Bermuda Triangle. I don't even think it was a real movie. :P And then Whale Rider...I LOATHED that movie. With a passion. But it was supposed to be so good. Ugh. :P

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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 14:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=#FF66FF>Marial-B wrote:

The Judge with Silvester Stallone
MY GOOOOOOD WHAT A SHITTY MOVIE!!

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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 14:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 16:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:

IMDB's Wall of Shame, the Bottom 100 :

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

Super babies 2 is considered the worst movie ever made by rotten tomatoes, I think. xD


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 19:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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ELIZABETH TOWN.

I went with a friend. I didn't want to go because I absolutely hate chick flicks, but I went cuz I felt kinda bad. The movie sucked so bad that we walked out about three qaurters of the way through.
And even before that, we started listening to some music on the old ipod...

I wish I had an ipod. :P



I totally agree! I watched that movie at a friend's house and we didn't finish it either! It's the worst movie ever


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 21:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hoodwinked.

It's that crappy one with the animation so bad it looks like a lame video or something. My friend and I were watching it and were just making fun of it the whole time. Then we got kind of annoyed with how dumb and pointless it was that we just laid down and talked about random stuff while the movie was playing in the background.


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 21:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

anything with liam neeson or william hurt in.i cant understand a word they say.
batman begins makes me cringe just for michael caine and his parker from thunderbirds impersonation.


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Posted: 30 Jun 07, 22:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Butterfly effect,hated it,way too dark,creepy, and violent.

Blade 3 and X-men 3,absolute suckfest each.


Yeah,Batman Begins wasn't exactly my cup of tea either,let's hope the Dark Knight sequel makes up for it.

Highlander Endgame was monstrously bad,and they say Highlander 2 sucked.

Just to name a few of the turkey craps i've seen...


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Posted: 02 Jul 07, 08:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

well.... where to start!
Solaris with george clooney. didnt make it past one hour. bored.
Got a feeling im gonna get grief for this, but i switch ed Lord of the Rings after one 1hr 15mins cause i was bored. and instead went to the pub. I have not bothered to watch the rest and have never been remotely interested in seeing any of the sequels!

Roxanne was terrible.

Kindergarten cop. utter rubbish.

watched Happy Feet the other day. animated one with the penguins. PAP!

Benchwarmers is a BAD film.
every american pie after the second is rubbish.

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argh!!