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Posted: 04 Jul 07, 20:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

this forum is basicly dead, so im jazzing it up a bit!!


and the story begins:

one day, the greatest band in the world, queen, was in a record store and they overheard the female clerk having the strangest conversation on the phone:

"no!! how can you do this to me!!?? i am trying to get a better job, but this is the best i can do!!! at least let me go get my stuff? WHAT!!!??? YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY? AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE IN THE STREET?!! A SCREW YOU!!.."
she hung up.

freddie asked the band if they thought it would be smart to let her move into their appartment, and they all agreed.

freddie walked up to the desk with the band following behind him, and said this:

"im sorry to have eavsdropped on your conversation, but we could drive you to your apartment to get your clothes, and you could move in with us."

she nodded and walked out of the store with them and into their car.


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Posted: 04 Jul 07, 20:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Then Freddie gagged and hogtied her, raped her, shot her and threw her in the Hudson river.

The End.


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Posted: 04 Jul 07, 20:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

no no no!!!! shes sposed to fall in love with roger, then brian falls in love with her. and then roger finds out, but her wants her to be happy, and he loves her either way. he tells her this, and then she stays with brian!!

but we need more details!!!


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Posted: 04 Jul 07, 22:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OK, OK!!! I'll clean it up.

THIS STAYS:

"one day, the greatest band in the world, queen, was in a record store and they overheard the female clerk having the strangest conversation on the phone:

"no!! how can you do this to me!!?? i am trying to get a better job, but this is the best i can do!!! at least let me go get my stuff? WHAT!!!??? YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY? AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE IN THE STREET?!! A SCREW YOU!!.."
she hung up.

freddie asked the band if they thought it would be smart to let her move into their appartment, and they all agreed.

freddie walked up to the desk with the band following behind him, and said this:

"im sorry to have eavsdropped on your conversation, but we could drive you to your apartment to get your clothes, and you could move in with us."

she nodded and walked out of the store with them and into their car."

"Oh, thank you so much." The woman says. "I'm Vishnu." She sticks her hand out for the band members to shake. They look at her funny, and Freddie is the only one with the guts to shake hands with her. Vishnu gives an awkward smile and clears her throat. The car is silent for the rest of the ride.
As Vishu walks out of the car, she drags her gigantic suitcase out and kicks the car door shut. As the five walked up the old stairs leading to the apartment, Vishnu trips over her shoelace and goes riding down the stairway to heaven, dragging john, roger, brian, and freddie along with her. Bruised all over, Vishnu apologizes to the badly injured fellas and they make their way up the stairs again. When she sees the raggedy, old apartment door, she exlaims with enthusiasm, "Well, this is just dandy!" She breaks open the apartment door and walks in. As the lovely lady Vishnu sneezes on the furniture and leaves dirty socks and shoes on the kitchen counter, the band members exchange angry looks. One day, John explodes. He says to Vishnu...


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Posted: 05 Jul 07, 10:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"FUCK ME!!" He shouted.
"No thank you."

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Posted: 05 Jul 07, 12:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Topic-starter: you are indeed a fool.


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Posted: 05 Jul 07, 12:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red>Roxanne<h6>Loves Queen wrote:

Who Me ?

You're not the topic starter.


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Posted: 05 Jul 07, 12:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red>Roxanne<h6>Loves Queen wrote:

Right Now Im Confused !

HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.

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Posted: 05 Jul 07, 14:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Never mind. This won't work out. There was an add on story months ago on queenzone. It was awesome. SO this topic might as well be closed.


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Posted: 05 Jul 07, 14:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wembley fan86 wrote:

Never mind. This won't work out. There was an add on story months ago on queenzone. It was awesome. SO this topic might as well be closed.


Yeah...Our old one take this one, beats this shit out of it, rapes it, slaps it around, defecates on it, and then never calls it back.

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Posted: 05 Jul 07, 20:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

Topic-starter: you are indeed a fool.



excuse me? i thought it was a good idea because the forum was dead. so i gave it a little more pizzazz....

i know its not the greatest story..but its something to fantasize about..if your a girl that is...moving in with queen!!!


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Posted: 05 Jul 07, 21:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Everyone needs to stop yelling at the fool. She's a nice enough sort and her intentions were good.


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Posted: 05 Jul 07, 22:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

im a fool wrote:

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

Topic-starter: you are indeed a fool.



excuse me? i thought it was a good idea because the forum was dead. so i gave it a little more pizzazz....

i know its not the greatest story..but its something to fantasize about..if your a girl that is...moving in with queen!!!


It was a good idea. It just has to be more organized. How about this? Any person that wants to add on to the story adds one paragraph on. That makes sense. And that isn't retarded. And with sentences that don't have "fuck" appearing every other word. Savvy?


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Posted: 06 Jul 07, 21:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i like it, but i think the other people dont..

nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries*


(well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!


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Posted: 06 Jul 07, 21:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

im a fool wrote:

i like it, but i think the other people dont..

nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries*


(well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!

You ah right! :o


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Posted: 06 Jul 07, 21:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:

im a fool wrote:

i like it, but i think the other people dont..

nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries*


(well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!

You ah right! :o




i dont need people to love me anyway. i love myself and thats all that matters...


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Posted: 07 Jul 07, 12:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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i like it, but i think the other people dont..

nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries*


(well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!

Come give me a hug! :D


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Posted: 07 Jul 07, 17:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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im a fool wrote:

i like it, but i think the other people dont..

nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries*


(well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!

Come give me a hug! :D




*hug*


didnt there used to be a 'hugs thread'

i remember that! ha! i hated it, and then i gave in! we should start a new one!


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Posted: 07 Jul 07, 19:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

im a fool wrote:

i like it, but i think the other people dont..

nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries*


(well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!

Well, if I agreed with you, I love you, I guess...


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Posted: 07 Jul 07, 22:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

....Too...much...love...

*has epileptic fit from love overdose, stops, twitches, dies*

:B

Love is icky.