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Posted: 08 Jul 07, 07:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

bonjour!

ive just flicked my tv over from countryfile with john "comfy cardigan" craven to ITV to watch lewis hamilton show the ol' boys how to drive a formula 1 car when i was gobsmacked to find that the UK no longer exists!

the proof was the fact that i was confronted with the TOUR DE FRANCE bike race thingy going on through the lovely tranquil countryside of KENT!
now unless im still getting my geography lessons from FOX news then KENT is part of England and not a part of the horse killing,frog chomping,onion wearing,garlic smelling,white flag waving nation across the channel.

when did we get annexed by the frogs?

was last weeks terror attacks just a diversion by the beret wearers to sneak through the channel tunnel and take over the country?

if so,does this mean that i can go on strike now without any reason and block the A30 at the border with Devon to stop the english lorry drivers from doing their jobs while sneaking romanians across the border?

anyway im off to kill a horse while wearing a floppy hat on my head while riding a bicycle with a string of onions around my neck while singing songs from GIGI and eating fries instead of chips!

adieu!


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Posted: 08 Jul 07, 07:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

C'EST UN DISGRACIÉ

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Posted: 08 Jul 07, 09:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Maybe it...Kent was..the Jersey Islands?

OR WHAT EVER THEY ARE CALLED! *fails English geometry* Yes, I konw, I know.

Fuck it, I'm too much of a kent for this forum.


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Posted: 08 Jul 07, 09:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lolS!!!!W konw!!!111 a/s/l!?!?!?!1!1


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Posted: 08 Jul 07, 09:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

Maybe it...Kent was..the Jersey Islands?

OR WHAT EVER THEY ARE CALLED! *fails English geometry* Yes, I konw, I know.

Fuck it, I'm too much of a kent for this forum.

Channel Islands?

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Posted: 08 Jul 07, 15:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote:

C'EST UN DISGRACIÉ


HAHAHA. xD

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Posted: 08 Jul 07, 16:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

Maybe it...Kent was..the Jersey Islands?

OR WHAT EVER THEY ARE CALLED! *fails English geometry* Yes, I konw, I know.

Fuck it, I'm too much of a kent for this forum.


Kent is the english county south east of london.main ports are folkestone and dover which are the gateways to europe and froggy land.
when the channel tunnel was built we were hoping that it would only be one way but alas the french wanted to come to the UK so we had to make it a 2 way thing...


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im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 08 Jul 07, 16:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote:

C'EST UN DISGRACIÉ


lol!


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 08 Jul 07, 21:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

White Cliffs of Dover?


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Posted: 09 Jul 07, 07:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

White Cliffs of Dover?

there be bluebirds over the....


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 09 Jul 07, 08:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I dont know much, but I do know that East Angular is abroad. Jade Goody told me so......


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Posted: 09 Jul 07, 09:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There's not enough people wearing cardigans in my opinion.

Looks like I'll have to visit Dover...to spit at people who look at me like I'm Egyptian.


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Posted: 09 Jul 07, 15:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

There's not enough people wearing cardigans in my opinion.

Looks like I'll have to visit Dover...to spit at people who look at me like I'm Egyptian.


having spent most of my childhood in folkestone [i dont miss that place at all] i can safely say that they will all look at you like that in Dover,but with a polish accent now :-]


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]