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Posted: 14 Jul 07, 18:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

today the bbc have apologised to Queen for making DR May look bad during a photo shoot for his PHD star gazing diploma thingy.the american photographer present asked DR May to take off his mortar board and show some cleavage during the photo shoot and according to the BBC he got in a tizzy and threw his "toys out of the pram" and stormed out saying "who do you think i am,queen elizabeth 2?,if she wont take off her crown for you then im not showing my man boobs!"
Dr May then reportadly stormed out of the room with his robe tucked under his legs and mortar board hanging low on his forehead mumbling something under his breath about how "mick rock never asked me to do things like this"
he was last seen heading for his royal chambers muttering about how he wished he was a hedgehog and that perhaps he should of performed with joss stone at live earth after all.the BBC have promised to play Queen songs on "wake up with wogan" for the next 2 weeks as a form of grovelling to his majesty
of course i could be making this whole thing up and the real story is all about Queen lizzie 2 and her run in with the BBC this past week ;-]
im soooooo not getting a knighthood :-]


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 14 Jul 07, 19:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Poor Brian..And they say Freddie was the bitchy one..*Mayfans don't throw rocks at me,I hurt*


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Posted: 15 Jul 07, 16:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

joxerthesincitypirate wrote:


im soooooo not getting a knighthood :-]




AND WHYYYY NOT!?


why pay the visit when the visit is free?



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Posted: 16 Jul 07, 19:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sparrow wrote:

joxerthesincitypirate wrote:


im soooooo not getting a knighthood :-]




AND WHYYYY NOT!?


1] i hate the monarchy
2] im not into inbreeding
3] if Dr May can't get one,what chance have i?
4] i have charlie and horseface as my landlords so i begrudge paying them a percentage of my wage as it is
5] i hate the monarchy


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]