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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 06:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/story/_a/new-paris-hilton-album-in-the-works/20070717093809990001


Makes me wanna puke...

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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 07:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How many execs did she go down on to get this going??


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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 11:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Leave music to the 'musicians.'


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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 11:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wonder if she'll do a cover of 'Jailhouse Rock' or 'Folsom Prison Blues'...

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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 12:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll buy it juust for kicks. Perfect way to waste 18 bucks!


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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 12:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and some people think Paul Rodgers is a bad singer.


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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 12:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He's not a bad singer. He just bothers the shit out of me.


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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 13:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:

Wonder if she'll do a cover of 'Jailhouse Rock' or 'Folsom Prison Blues'...




HAHAHA oh snap XD


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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 13:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

@ Lester.
Don't be ridiculous. You and I both know she'll be doing a cover of "I'm Free".

Of course, we can't all be Daltrey......


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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 15:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sparrow wrote:

Lester Burnham wrote:

Wonder if she'll do a cover of 'Jailhouse Rock' or 'Folsom Prison Blues'...




HAHAHA oh snap XD


how about, The Bitch Is Back or Who Let The Dogs Out?


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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 16:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Queen's greatest hits?

Meks me shudder...

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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 16:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cmon, Smitty. You seem so down lately, and I would think news like this would cheer you up.

I read the article, which tells us about her producer:

Storch, the famed hip-hop producer who's had hits with Beyonce, Christina Aguilera and 50 Cent to name a few, was the driving creative force behind Hilton's debut album, titled "Paris."


Let me say that again in case I didn't quote it right:

the driving creative force behind Hilton's debut album, titled "Paris."




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Posted: 18 Jul 07, 20:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Storch, Pro-Tools extraordinaire...

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Posted: 20 Jul 07, 04:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh my.... I forgot Tinkerbell commited suicide xD


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Posted: 20 Jul 07, 04:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

okay...let me start off by saying that this announcement just made 2007 suck even more. the U.S. government is falling apart, Al Gore infects us with Live Earth, and now...this.

First, this is a woman who, as EVERYONE knows, is 'famous for being famous', meaning she has no real claim to fame. She's rich. She's attractive. She's heir to the Hilton hotel business. Whoop-de-fucking-do. If we gave every useless, talentless millionaire an album deal, I guarantee the clearance bin at your local music store would be overflowing.

Second, her first album was a huge stain on the music industry that will never, ever come clean. It's sad to know that it sold about 600,000 copies. "Stars Are Blind" was a lame attempt to do what celebrities should never, ever do...
and let's not get started on her cover of Rod Stewart's disco track "Do You Think I'm Sexy". Atrocious.

And third...well, it's really simple. Why the fuck do we still care about this worthless socialite? She has done absolutely NOTHING to prove that she deserves to even exist in this world. It sickens me to know that some people look up to her as their idol. That's like calling a flaming bag of dog shit a 'work of art', or calling a grocery bag an 'effective contraceptive'.

Please, for the love of God, let no one buy this album. We need to make Paris Hilton know that she has no place in music, in entertainment, and, most importantly, in society.

-=Brian=-


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Posted: 20 Jul 07, 13:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mystic_rhythms wrote:

or calling a grocery bag an 'effective contraceptive'.






omg...the sad thing is i know someone who actually used one as a condom....you just struck a memory i wish to have forgotten XD


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Posted: 20 Jul 07, 14:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We can't be Daltrey without tight blue pants, that is.


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