I'm a sucker for these...
1. Are you tall? Like 700 feet tall...
2. In your pajamas? My pajamas are in me.
3. Left handed? Yes I have one.
1. Friend you saw: Jesus, around 4 days ago.
2. Talked to on the internet: Well, I talk to the internet, I'm not sure whether that counts
3. Was today better than yesterday? I usually measure lengths of time in weeks, so I wouldn't know
1. Number(s): Grape
2. Season: Octember
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:
Q: What is the first thing you did when you got up this morning?
A: I fell back asleep.
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: I gotta piss...wait...not anymore
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: I delved into the depths of my mind, I almost didn't make it back...
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I grimace constantly. Does that count?
Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: I didn't sleep last night
Q: Why did you sleep there?
A: Haha, a sign of a bad quiz are questions that were rendered useless earlier on...
Q: What are you about to do?
A: Think of an answer...ooh, look I'm all done!
Q: What do you hear right now?
A: Lucy In The Sky With Demons
Q: What's your favorite month?
Q: How many kids do you want/have?
A: You are all my children.
1. Are you missing someone right now?
I'm missing myself
2. Do you cry easily?
I can cry on command
3. Are you crazy?
i refuse to answer this question as you or all of you stupid sheep at queenzone refuse to accept jr "Bob" dobbs as your savior and that makes me cry everyday knowing that you people will never be able to achieve the level of slack i have achieved and you will never survive x day which is coming faster than you know because you know nothing as your brain is mush and you can never ask me a question that i will consider to be a worthy question for answering you stupid sheep-hamster spawn of augusto pinochet's left testicle which makes you slightly unholy and unworthy of being in my prescence and/or in the prescence of anyone who has had a shower in the last week because you stink like a thousand rotten eggs sitting in a shady roadhouse restroom because YOU ARE THE CRAZY ONE!! I AM AS PURE AS GOLD BECAUSE MY "BOB" TELLS ME SO!!!
(In that rant, I meant no disrespect to members of the Church of the Sub-Genius, the whole concept just seemed to fit. Praise "Bob".)
4. Are you bored?
Bored spelled backwards is De-Rob. I am De-Rob at this moment
5. Are you German?
6. Are you Irish?
7. Are you Asian?
9. Are your parents still married?
The whole concept of marriage scares me, so I refuse to answer this question
1. Hometown: On the border
2. Natural hair color: Seven
3. Height: 700' I already said that.
5. Eye color: I change them every five minutes. Right now they are the color of a kitten.
7. Lefty/righty: Hefty
8. Favorite color(s): Taquitos
9. Birthday: Octember 32nd
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed, again? Well the last thing I kissed is dead, and there are certain things I don't want to dig up
2. Have you told anyone you'd marry them?
I only tell my enemies I'd marry them
3. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt? I've liked pain...
4. Have you ever made a b/f or g/f cry?
Everyone cries when they see me
5. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
I'm content either way, it's just everyone else
6. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
I love you...There we go.
7. Have you ever had your heart broken?
I had to get surgery on it afterwards.
8. Have you ever broken someone else’s heart?
You can't really "break" a heart, it's sorta fleshy.
9. Talk to any of your exes?
I talk to the internet, not .exe's
13. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance.
You forgot the question mark. I will assume it is rhetorical.
14. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend o