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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 08:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!


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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 09:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

HAHA. The second and the sixth were the best. :P


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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 11:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD



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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 12:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO!! That was brilliant


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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 12:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ROTFL!!!!!!!!
Excellent!


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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 12:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD


How about some nice kitchen sex? ;)


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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 13:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD


How about some nice kitchen sex? ;)


You can't go wrong with Glassex in the kitchen!

http://www.speeltbas.nl/images/glassex.jpg


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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 13:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD


How about some nice kitchen sex? ;)


You can't go wrong with Glassex in the kitchen!

http://www.speeltbas.nl/images/glassex.jpg>

Yes.... Of course we'll need that AFTER the sex. :-D

And yes Raffy, we'll do some nice kitchen sex. ;-D



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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 13:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD


How about some nice kitchen sex? ;)


You can't go wrong with Glassex in the kitchen!

http://www.speeltbas.nl/images/glassex.jpg>

Hahahaha


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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 14:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

8 Sussex:when grannys in Eastbourne reach orgasm as they win the bingo
9 Essex: when girls in Basildon spill cider on their white stilletoes as they reach an orgasm


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

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joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 14:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

10 Middlesex - Don't think i need to explain that one. xD


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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 16:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO!!!
Oh no!! A trend has started! Marv and his white hair have begun to feed Burak. This could go on for pages!!
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Posted: 24 Aug 07, 18:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahaha!
I thought the Hallway one was hilarious!


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Posted: 25 Aug 07, 04:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

XD
...Sex...yum...


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 14:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD


How about some nice kitchen sex? ;)


You can't go wrong with Glassex in the kitchen!

http://www.speeltbas.nl/images/glassex.jpg


GLASSEX?...

Is that to clean up foggy windows after having sex in the car?


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 15:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My grandfather didn't even laugh at that.

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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 15:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Micrówave wrote:

My grandfather didn't even laugh at that.


He would have if you didn't put your dick in his mouth.


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 15:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".


that's my favourite


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 18:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, I don't have sex.

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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 18:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nathan wrote:

Yeah, I don't have sex.


you would if you took off that Elvis sequined jumpsuit j/k ;-]


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]