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Posted: 29 Aug 07, 12:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

slow news day on sky news active:

SEX APPEAL:
men should find a partner six years younger and women a mate four years older in order to have the most children,austrian researchers have concluded.

is it me or does this make no sense at all?

or have i become a Wogan TOG?

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Posted: 29 Aug 07, 12:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Think it's a typo. It should be "at least 4 years older". ;)


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Posted: 29 Aug 07, 12:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Makes sense to me.
I think you've been listening to too much Sir Wogan there Marv :-)
Experience is good...and I can't resist...when a woman is with a man four years older they are closer to the same place in maturity.
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That's meant to be a joke, before I get flamed for that. Tongue firmly in cheek!!!!



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Posted: 29 Aug 07, 13:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I guess Austrian researchers just aren't what they used to be.


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Posted: 29 Aug 07, 13:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

WHO WANTS TO EXPERIMENT!!!!!!!???????


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Posted: 29 Aug 07, 13:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

67.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot...



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Posted: 29 Aug 07, 14:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Penetration_Guru wrote:

67.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot...



Well that's technically a statistic....


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Posted: 29 Aug 07, 20:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=9>The Talking Maiden<h6>Hehe wrote:

Penetration_Guru wrote:

67.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot...



Well that's technically a statistic....


74.3% of Americans don't understand ironic humor.


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Posted: 29 Aug 07, 21:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^
Hah!

I think three years is good for me.


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Posted: 30 Aug 07, 06:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

but surely if the ideal woman is 6 years younger than the man but the ideal man is only 4 years older than the woman the years dont match up so therefore there is no ideal relationship?

*goes and sits in a darkened room*


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 30 Aug 07, 08:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You make a good point, Marv. But since when has any relationship ever been ideal?
Besides, what are you all depressed about? There are more women on the planet than men, you know.



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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 05:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's a bit of a bugger for men aged between 16 and 22. I suppose they'll have to consentrate on building up the muscles on their right arm during this period.



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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 06:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Forfty percent of people know that Homer said forfty instead of forty.

Also I get the previous joke. It's about wanking. Hee-hee. Are you talking about your right or my right?


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 07:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

...Lets go boxing...


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 08:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Also I get the previous joke. It's about wanking. Hee-hee. Are you talking about your right or my right?



Well that all depends on whether you're male or female.

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Posted: 06 Sep 07, 15:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

HistoryGirl wrote:

You make a good point, Marv. But since when has any relationship ever been ideal?
Besides, what are you all depressed about? There are more women on the planet than men, you know.
Agree :D


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