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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 04:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie Mercury, Versace and Princess Di arrive at the Pearly gates. St Peter explains that only one can get through and that they each have to put forward their case for entry.

Freddie says "I know I haven't led a perfect life and I've made some mistakes along the way, but I've made some of the most beautiful music in the world. I'll stand at the back of heaven, and serenade everybody with my wondrous songs, making heaven a far happier place to be."

"Pretty good, Fred" said St Peter, "what about you Gianni?"

Versace says, "I make the most beautiful clothes in the world. I'll completely redesign the fashions up here, from the archangels to the cherubs to the choirboys. As you well know Pete if you look good you will feel good and that will make heaven a much happier place"

"Not bad" says St Peter. "What about you Di?"

Diana doesn't say a word, instead she lifts up her skirt and pulls down her knickers, inserts a full bottle of Evian water into her arse, lets the water shoot up inside her and then gush out all over the floor.

"Excellent, you're in" says St Peter.

"Hold on a fucking minute" says Freddie "She didn't even say anything"

"Bollocks, Fred you know the rules" says St Peter, "A royal flush beats a pair of Queens..."
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RIP Lady Di. xx


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 04:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We had a quiz round on the top ten chart hits the day she died.
What was no 1... Will Smith - Men In Black.

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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 07:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the Queen mother dies and goes to heaven and when she arrives the first person she sees is Diana.
the Queen mother says to Diana "christ,it didnt take you long to get a halo did it?"
"bloody hell gran" says Diana "its not a halo,its a fucking steering wheel"..


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]