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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 04:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Judas is the traitor.

Jesus is caught and killed.

Judas kills himself afterwards.

I warned you about the spoilers. :P


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 05:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You forgot the resurrection


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 05:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Bible jumped the shark when Jesus did the bread and fish thing.


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 06:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And?

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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 06:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Shock horror - God took Sunday off to have a day of rest.


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 06:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote:

Shock horror - God took Sunday off to have a day of rest.

What ? Really ? That little ...

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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 06:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like the bit where Mohammed becomes a prophet and proclaims the law of Alah......or was another book I read.

Don't forget the bit about Moses and the bush. Who's bush we're never told but it spiced it up a bit.

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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 07:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you forgot to mention the first ever motorbike:

"the sound of moses' triumph was heard throughout the land."

or,his stretchy skin:

"moses tied his ass to a tree 20 miles out and walked therein."


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 10:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.




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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 11:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Billy No Mates wrote:

Don't forget the bit about Moses and the bush. Who's bush we're never told but it spiced it up a bit.


What about the drugs stuff as well. When Moses went up that mountain, he came back with a huge tablet and made a profit. Or is that spelt prophet??? I can never remember.....


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 11:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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iGSM wrote:

I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.


LOL


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<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:

iGSM wrote:

I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.


LOL


a.k.a. The Apocalypse


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 17:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lead on, oh kinky turtle


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 18:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=gold>DoBS<h6>Mrs. Ed Norton. wrote:

Mr.Jingles wrote:

<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:

iGSM wrote:

I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.


LOL


a.k.a. The Apocalypse


XD

I have to say my favourite part was when Mary the virgin slammed her head in the oven, and all of her sisters successfully offed themselves, but she survived. But it's okay, because then she stuffs herself with sleeping pills a few weeks later, because she realises she's prego.



i didnt realise nicole richie was the virgin mary? wow!


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Posted: 31 Aug 07, 19:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

You forgot the resurrection


Are you serious?!!

Crap! I didn't get to that part yet.. but damn! What a lame ending.. Talk about anti-climax..

I know it's fiction but still...


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Posted: 01 Sep 07, 01:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Honestly the Bible would have been better if -

a) More lasers. Imagine if, at the last dinner, one of the other disciples pulled out a laser and vaporised Judas. Checkmate.

b) Zombie Jesus. 'nuff said.

c) More comedic events. What about if as the Red Sea was being parted the situation was vigourously commentated on by two black comedian voiced sharks? Der. I'd love it.

d) A movie where John Lennon was Jesus.




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Posted: 01 Sep 07, 03:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 01 Sep 07, 03:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

Honestly the Bible would have been better if -

b) Zombie Jesus. 'nuff said.



That would be like 28 days later, but instead just 2 days later xD



d) A movie where John Lennon was Jesus.



Now this is nice :P xD


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