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Raf

Stop this noise!
Deity: 8275 posts
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Judas is the traitor. Jesus is caught and killed. Judas kills himself afterwards. I warned you about the spoilers. :P
We got the Cosmos rockin'!
We got the Cosmos rockin'!
We got the Universe rockin'!
We got the Cosmos rockin'!
We got the Cosmos rockin' to the mighty power of rock'n'roll!
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The Fairy King

Deity: 8889 posts
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You forgot the resurrection
We love you Mandy!
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iGSM

Deity: 5001 posts
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The Bible jumped the shark when Jesus did the bread and fish thing.
...this kettle is boiling over...
...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...
...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Nathan

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Mr Mercury

Adam who?????
Deity: 4670 posts
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Shock horror - God took Sunday off to have a day of rest.
"Normally i can't dance to save my life.
But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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pittrek

Deity: 10293 posts
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<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: Shock horror - God took Sunday off to have a day of rest. What ? Really ? That little ...
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Billy No Mates

Rocker: 29 posts
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I like the bit where Mohammed becomes a prophet and proclaims the law of Alah......or was another book I read. Don't forget the bit about Moses and the bush. Who's bush we're never told but it spiced it up a bit.
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JoxerTheDeityPirate

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you forgot to mention the first ever motorbike: "the sound of moses' triumph was heard throughout the land." or,his stretchy skin: "moses tied his ass to a tree 20 miles out and walked therein."
isnt innuendo an italian suppository?
im gonna ride the wild wind!
its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!
joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
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iGSM

Deity: 5001 posts
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I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.
...this kettle is boiling over...
...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...
...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Mr Mercury

Adam who?????
Deity: 4670 posts
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Billy No Mates wrote: Don't forget the bit about Moses and the bush. Who's bush we're never told but it spiced it up a bit. What about the drugs stuff as well. When Moses went up that mountain, he came back with a huge tablet and made a profit. Or is that spelt prophet??? I can never remember.....
"Normally i can't dance to save my life.
But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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its_a_hard_life 26994

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Raf

Stop this noise!
Deity: 8275 posts
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iGSM wrote: I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back. LOL
We got the Cosmos rockin'!
We got the Cosmos rockin'!
We got the Universe rockin'!
We got the Cosmos rockin'!
We got the Cosmos rockin' to the mighty power of rock'n'roll!
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Mr.Jingles

Deity: 10545 posts
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<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: iGSM wrote: I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back. LOL a.k.a. The Apocalypse
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Griffin

Bohemian: 116 posts
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lead on, oh kinky turtle
and ya cant stop rockin
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its_a_hard_life 26994

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JoxerTheDeityPirate

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<font color=gold>DoBS<h6>Mrs. Ed Norton. wrote: Mr.Jingles wrote: <font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: iGSM wrote: I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back. LOL a.k.a. The Apocalypse XD I have to say my favourite part was when Mary the virgin slammed her head in the oven, and all of her sisters successfully offed themselves, but she survived. But it's okay, because then she stuffs herself with sleeping pills a few weeks later, because she realises she's prego. i didnt realise nicole richie was the virgin mary? wow!
isnt innuendo an italian suppository?
im gonna ride the wild wind!
its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!
joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
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FriedChicken

Deity: 10651 posts
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<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: You forgot the resurrection Are you serious?!! Crap! I didn't get to that part yet.. but damn! What a lame ending.. Talk about anti-climax.. I know it's fiction but still...
"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."
(Genesis 1:1)
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iGSM

Deity: 5001 posts
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Honestly the Bible would have been better if - a) More lasers. Imagine if, at the last dinner, one of the other disciples pulled out a laser and vaporised Judas. Checkmate. b) Zombie Jesus. 'nuff said. c) More comedic events. What about if as the Red Sea was being parted the situation was vigourously commentated on by two black comedian voiced sharks? Der. I'd love it. d) A movie where John Lennon was Jesus.
...this kettle is boiling over...
...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...
...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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eenaweena.

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Mrs. Meijer
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iGSM wrote: Honestly the Bible would have been better if - b) Zombie Jesus. 'nuff said. That would be like 28 days later, but instead just 2 days later xD d) A movie where John Lennon was Jesus. Now this is nice :P xD
Barcelona, October 22nd 2008
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