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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 14:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is sort of like a random thoughts thread, only it's in letter form! You can write to Martha, to Prudence, to the kid who sits in front of you in math class, or to Big Tony. I'll start off...

Dear sister,

Please stop throwing tantrums because someone ate the last slice of pizza. Your gutbucket could end the famine in Africa as it is.

Love, Carol <3<3<3


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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 14:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Dave Grohl,

I heard you like anal. You suck. Bwahwhahahaha.

From Jessie. <3

P.S I really do think of you highly, so don't take that personal.... XD



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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 14:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear 'Spineless' Rudy G.,

Please hand over the $80,- you still owe me or I will be forced to extricate your tonsils through your anus.

Yours affectionately,

'Crazy' Tom the suspected Irishman


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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 15:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Sarah, Lucy, Zoe, or anybody marginally interesting,

Please come online, I'm so bored that I'm watching The X Factor and starting to find Simon Cowell vaguely attractive.

Love, Freya.

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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 15:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dear fame,

please just drop into my lap? kthnxbi



ps....just kidding, i dont wanna end up like britney :D


why pay the visit when the visit is free?



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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 15:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Jimmy (Mah brutha),

Please stop pouting about the fact that Mum and Dad won't let you have your girlfriend Lizz over. Thanks to your pissing and moaning with the parents in the wee hours I didn't go to sleep until two in the morning and Neo sat on my stomach the rest of the goddamned night.

-Your beloved Vishnu/Whatever.


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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 15:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Gaius Suetonius Tranquillus and Dio Cassius,
I cannot wait to meet you two 'darlings' ( this may be happening in hell ) and bang your precious heads together!

Yours truly, eh... you'll see ( or feel ) >:-)



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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 15:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=gray>Gratzi wrote:

Dear Gaius Suetonius Tranquillus and Dio Cassius,
I cannot wait to meet you two 'darlings' ( this may be happening in hell ) and bang your precious heads together!

Yours truly, eh... you'll see ( or feel ) >:-)


Boy, do you bear a grudge for a long time! What did two 1800-1900 year old historians ever do to you?


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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 15:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear John oh how I hate to write
dear John I must let you know tonight
That my love for you has died away
like grass upon the lawn
And tonight I wed another dear John

I was overseas in battle when the postman came to me
And he handed me a letter and I was just as happy as I could be
For the fighting was all over and the battle have been won
Then I opened up the letter and it's started dear John

Dear John oh how I hate to write...
dear John I must let you know tonight
That my love for you has died away
like grass upon the lawn
And tonight I wed another dear John

Will you please send back my picture my husband wants it now
When I tell you who I'm wedding you won't care dear anyhow
Now the ceremony has started and I wed your brother Don
Would you wishes happiness forever dear John




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But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 16:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:


Boy, do you bear a grudge for a long time!


Ah, but what makes you say that?

What did two 1800-1900 year old historians ever do to you?


Let's just call it post mortem negative propaganda and deliberately misleading information. ( and by 'it' I'm referring to their writings ). Of course there is more to that, but I should let the ones really interested to have an opinion of their own. Hence, I have to do some more research, in order to be able to present a plausible theory. ( Blah! You'll have to excuse me, I have a nasty flu at the moment! and I may be delirious :P )


'Known for the hugeness of my gong' - Roger
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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 16:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Jessie...

<3

Love,

Raffy


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We got the Cosmos rockin'!

We got the Universe rockin'!

We got the Cosmos rockin'!

We got the Cosmos rockin' to the mighty power of rock'n'roll!
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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 16:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Santa:

Please this year bring me a new house, so I can live just by myself and without annoying roomies.

Kisses

Marial-B


Barcelona, October 22nd 2008
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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 16:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This reminds me of that dear sister skit on SNL.


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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 16:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear person/thing/animal in my back garden,

I hope you're happy. You've scared me sufficiently to come back into my house and smoke in my room, rather than the garden, which is a big no no.

Yours lovingly,

Freya.

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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 18:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear mothership,

i know you have sent something after me and i am not pleased because you know how it makes me wheeze when i feel as though im being followed around my house and in the garden and in the lane because i cant find a place to go where i can feel comfortable like in my room or in my closet or in the dumbwaiter even though it is a tight fit but no one can find me in there until the lady who runs the home has to pull me out and goes to her room where she performs satanic rituals to try to get me to bleed out forever though i have my lucky toad spawn so i know im alright except that i know something's following me

I know it's either an angel or a possum. I can tell by the way it walks.

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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 18:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear fairy of the dreams,

Please keep company to my bf, who is a bit far away from me, but I would love him to sleep a lot and dream a lot of nice things about everythng that the future will bring us. Do the same with me please xD.

PS: Help me dream to find a nice house also.

Kisses

Marial-B


Barcelona, October 22nd 2008
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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 19:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear me,

Please stop this endless procrastinating. It's not very good for you. And you know better yet you still keep doing it. Get your act together, you stupid piece of shit.


Yours forever and ever,

Jess


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

(Jim Rohn)
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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 19:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Justice,
PLEASE promise me that the papers of the stupid undergrads I'm grading are not papers from people destined to be teachers.....
Damn...it's HST 301, they are all going to be teachers.
OK, new promise. Promise me that these people will not get their teaching certifications until they grow brains and figure out how to write a proper grammatical sentence that makes sense. People who are this stupid should not be allowed to teach our children.
Maggie


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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 19:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:

Dear Jessie...

<3

Love,

Raffy


Dear Raffy...

Sending lots of love and warm hugs!

Love Jessie! <3 :)

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Posted: 23 Sep 07, 21:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear N. F.

Fuck off.