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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 07:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/index.htm

Hmm...


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 07:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Good to see our boys making it on two covers. Although they missed 'Sheer Heart Attack' as the worst Queen album cover. There's nothing more gay than 4 shirtless dudes on top of each other and covered in oil.

I'm very surprised that Malmsteem wasn't mentioned once. He's the king of those incredibly cheesy "I am a guitar God, so bow to me and worship me" kind of album covers.

http://blog1.musicfield.jp/du_dib/archives/YNGWIE%20MALMSTEEN(Complete).JPG

http://img.freeforumzone.it/upload/495275_yngwie_malmsteen-RisingForce.jpg

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/dc/Magnum_Opus_(Malmsteen).jpg

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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 07:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Are The Miracle and AKOM really that bad? Maybe i'm just used to them and it's totally different if you're not familiar with the covers.


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 07:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

Are The Miracle and AKOM really that bad? Maybe i'm just used to them and it's totally different if you're not familiar with the covers.


There are far worse album covers that weren't mentioned aside from The Miracle and AKOM.


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 09:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I once found a webpage that listed Brian's Brixton Academy CD as one of the worst. On that, I'll agree.


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 09:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

I'm very surprised that Malmsteem wasn't mentioned once. He's the king of those incredibly cheesy "I am a guitar God, so bow to me and worship me" kind of album covers.

http://blog1.musicfield.jp/du_dib/archives/YNGWIE%20MALMSTEEN(Complete).JPG


^^
That one is truly awful!


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 09:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

beautifulsoup wrote:

I once found a webpage that listed Brian's Brixton Academy CD as one of the worst. On that, I'll agree.


Maybe this one...

http://www.tabsymidis.iwebland.com/imagenes/Brian_May_-_Live_At_Brixton_Academy_front.jpg

Brian looks as if he just had his pubes pulled out through waxing.


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 09:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Brian looks as if he just had his pubes pulled out through waxing.


LMAO!!

I really like the AKOM cover, and I don't THINK I'm being bias when I say that. I agree with that dude when it come to The Miracle, though.

Speaking of gay albums covers, this really should have been on that site. ;-D

http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2006/11/orleans.jpg




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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 10:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't know WHAT you people are on about. Those Yngwie Malmsteen covers are AWESOME. ;)


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 14:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

wasnt there one iwth hall and oates that made them look uber gay?


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 14:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't know if this is on there, I can't be bothered to look for it, but this has to be my favourite worst album cover - http://www.tbd.com/image/1556.jpg

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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 14:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This traumatized me -.-'

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/twovirgins.jpg



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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 14:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It is there!!!!!


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 15:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Good to see our boys making it on two covers. Although they missed 'Sheer Heart Attack' as the worst Queen album cover. There's nothing more gay than 4 shirtless dudes on top of each other and covered in oil.


I love the Sheer Heart Attack cover. :P


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 15:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Swamp Dogg frickin rules!!!!



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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 15:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Brian looks as if he just had his pubes pulled out through waxing.


LMAO!!

I really like the AKOM cover, and I don't THINK I'm being bias when I say that. I agree with that dude when it come to The Miracle, though.

Speaking of gay albums covers, this really should have been on that site. ;-D

http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2006/11/orleans.jpg




Check out the second dude on the left reaching out to tickle that nipple.


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 15:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.hallandoates.de/material/Album-Cover-Gallery04.htm



you breeders.....jeesh...a little skin and suddenly its 'gay' *LOL*


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 15:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Two of my picks....

Queen - The Game (1980)

David Bowie - Let's Dance (1983):
http://www.play.com/Music/CD/4-/155514/-/EnlargedImage.html




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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iron eagle wrote:

http://www.hallandoates.de/material/Album-Cover-Gallery04.htm



you breeders.....jeesh...a little skin and suddenly its 'gay' *LOL*


He looks like a girl xD


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Posted: 28 Sep 07, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sorry, double post


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