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Posted: 01 Nov 07, 16:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20156180,00.html

And he will run as a democrat on S.C.


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Posted: 01 Nov 07, 17:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I need to get a Colbert '08 bumper sticker.

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Posted: 01 Nov 07, 17:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's because he can't afford to fork out the $35,000 required to be a republican candidate.

Plus, he's only running from South Carolina. How is that going to work? Last I heard, that wasn't the state you needed for victory.

I enjoy his show, but this isn't really funny anymore.

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Posted: 01 Nov 07, 17:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

UPDATE:

Never mind. The party's over.

COLUMBIA, South Carolina (CNN) -- The South Carolina Democratic Party voted Thursday to keep funnyman Stephen Colbert's name off the Democratic Primary ballot, according to the party's executive director.

Carol Fowler, chairwoman of the state Democratic Party and a member of the executive council, suggested Wednesday that Colbert did not meet the standard of national viability.

Erin wrote:

I need to get a Colbert '08 bumper sticker.


I believe those will be freely available now. I bet if you send $1 to his show with a stamped envelope, you'd get one back.



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Posted: 01 Nov 07, 17:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Micrówave wrote:

COLUMBIA, South Carolina (CNN) -- The South Carolina Democratic Party voted Thursday to keep funnyman Stephen Colbert's name off the Democratic Primary ballot, according to the party's executive director.


What a bunch of spoilsports!

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Posted: 02 Nov 07, 00:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cocksuckers.
His presence in a campaign would be no more farcical than the guy that won the last two times.


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Posted: 02 Nov 07, 10:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Cocksuckers.
His presence in a campaign would be no more farcical than the guy that won the last two times.


Well, technically he didn't "win" the first time. I hate the damn electoral vote. It makes it completely pointless for me to bother voting non-Republican in a presidental election. The 8 S.C. votes will ALWAYS go to a Republican.

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Posted: 02 Nov 07, 11:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin for president!

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Posted: 02 Nov 07, 11:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

PieterMC wrote:

Erin for president!

My campaign song:

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks

Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genius but if he was here today
The government would fuck him up his righteous A!

Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh)
They're fucking up the environment (say what?)
They're taking all the fucking beautiful animals (yeah?)
And making them fucking extinct (oh no!)

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks
The government totally sucks

Cos the land of love and freedom,
Is just a baby's breath away
And if we hold hands together
We can bring back the USA

The USAAAAAA, yeah!
Bring back the USAAAA, yeah!
The fucking USAAAA yeah!
Bring back the US!

Government totally sucks!


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Posted: 02 Nov 07, 11:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

PieterMC wrote:

Erin for president!

My campaign song:

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks

Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genius but if he was here today
The government would fuck him up his righteous A!

Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh)
They're fucking up the environment (say what?)
They're taking all the fucking beautiful animals (yeah?)
And making them fucking extinct (oh no!)

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks
The government totally sucks

Cos the land of love and freedom,
Is just a baby's breath away
And if we hold hands together
We can bring back the USA

The USAAAAAA, yeah!
Bring back the USAAAA, yeah!
The fucking USAAAA yeah!
Bring back the US!

Government totally sucks!


Sounds like a good platform to me!

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Posted: 02 Nov 07, 12:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:


Well, technically he didn't "win" the first time. I hate the damn electoral vote.


That's how we elect in the U.S.

So, technically, he did win. Sorry. People keep jabbing that at Bush. This isn't the first president to do that. If we would have had no electoral college, then Aaron Burr (aka Buckshot Burr) would have been the third president. A murderer. Nice.

I am a republican, but I freely admit its time somebody took this job a little more seriously.

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Posted: 02 Nov 07, 14:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Micrówave wrote:

Erin wrote:


Well, technically he didn't "win" the first time. I hate the damn electoral vote.


That's how we elect in the U.S.


Yeah, but my vote counts for shit because of it, unless I was voting Republican. I can't help but be a tad annoyed by that.

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Posted: 03 Nov 07, 00:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I liked the way Colbert ended his show last night... something to the effect of:

"USA... Where anyone can be president."



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Posted: 03 Nov 07, 07:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sir GH<br><h6>ah yeah</h6> wrote:

I liked the way Colbert ended his show last night... something to the effect of:

"USA... Where anyone can be president."


...if you have tons of money.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 03 Nov 07, 22:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

PieterMC wrote:

Erin for president!

My campaign song:

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks

Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genius but if he was here today
The government would fuck him up his righteous A!

Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh)
They're fucking up the environment (say what?)
They're taking all the fucking beautiful animals (yeah?)
And making them fucking extinct (oh no!)

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks
The government totally sucks

Cos the land of love and freedom,
Is just a baby's breath away
And if we hold hands together
We can bring back the USA

The USAAAAAA, yeah!
Bring back the USAAAA, yeah!
The fucking USAAAA yeah!
Bring back the US!

Government totally sucks!
Awesome.


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Posted: 04 Nov 07, 08:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That kinda sounds like that 'Team America' song.

AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 05 Nov 07, 12:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dan Corson XI: Full Moon Fever wrote:

Erin wrote:

PieterMC wrote:

Erin for president!

My campaign song:

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks

Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genius but if he was here today
The government would fuck him up his righteous A!

Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh)
They're fucking up the environment (say what?)
They're taking all the fucking beautiful animals (yeah?)
And making them fucking extinct (oh no!)

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks
The government totally sucks

Cos the land of love and freedom,
Is just a baby's breath away
And if we hold hands together
We can bring back the USA

The USAAAAAA, yeah!
Bring back the USAAAA, yeah!
The fucking USAAAA yeah!
Bring back the US!

Government totally sucks!
Awesome.


So, I have your vote then? ;-)

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Posted: 05 Nov 07, 14:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I guess so. But only because I like the D.


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Posted: 05 Nov 07, 15:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dan Corson XI: Full Moon Fever wrote:

I guess so. But only because I like the D.


Who doesn't? They are only the greatest band in the world.