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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 16:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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1. Sting
2. Neil Peart
3. Scott Stapp
4. Noel Gallagher
5. Dan Fogelberg
6. Tom Marshall
7. Paul Stanley
8. Diane Warren
9. Donovan
10. Jim Morrison
11. Larry Henley and Jeff Silbar
12. David Crosby
13. Pete Gabriel, Mike Rutherford, Tony Banks, Steve Hackett and Phil Collins
14. Will.I.Am
15. Bernie Taupin
16. Ben Gibbard
17. Jon Anderson
18. Ian Anderson
19. Queensÿche
20. Ryan Ross
21. Alanis Morissette
22. Jon Bon Jovi
23. Robert Plant
24. Fred Durst
25. KRS-One
26. Simon Le Bon
27. Will Jennings
28. Greg Graffin
29. Timbaland
30. Kevin Federline
31. Carly Simon
32. Matisyahu
33. Diddy
34. Henry Rollins
35. Dashboard Confessional
36. Common
37. Bryan Adams
38. Paul McCartney
39. Billy Corgan
40. Anthony Kiedis



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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 17:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ha, Queen weren't on the list! Fantastic!


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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 17:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, that list has been around for a little while. But Sting #1? I don't think so.

He's the only guy I know that's ever come up with a rhyme for "Burritos". "Los Banditos".

Here's the top 25 Death Metal bands:
1. Death
2. Mercyful Fate
3. Mayhem
4. Venom
5. Emperor
6. Morbid Angel
7. Deicide
8. Possessed
9. Cannibal Corpse
10. Bathory
11. Napalm Death
12. Celtic Frost
13. Entombed
14. Obituary
15. Samael
16. Sepultura (early)
17. Arch Enemy
18. King Diamond
19. Kreator
20. Pestilence
21. Borknagar
22. Dimmu Borgir
23. Opeth
24. Gorefest
25. Dark Tranquility


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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 17:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahahahaha...Billy Corgan. I must show this to my brother xD



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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 17:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

wow...thats a shitty list


how about they actually put lyricists that actaully suck on there. like fergie. and bon jovi...

and anyone whoe writes with cliches.

some of the artists that write the lyrics that are on that list are very poetic and deep. so if someone doesnt get it, that means its bad? how stupid.


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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 17:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sparrow wrote:

wow...thats a shitty list


how about they actually put lyricists that actaully suck on there. like fergie. and bon jovi...

and anyone whoe writes with cliches.

some of the artists that write the lyrics that are on that list are very poetic and deep. so if someone doesnt get it, that means its bad? how stupid.


I agree. But still, I love It's My Life & Always.lol


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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 18:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Paul McCartney?!

WHAT?

D:

How COULD they?!

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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 18:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=#CC0099> *Killer Queen* wrote:

Sparrow wrote:

wow...thats a shitty list


how about they actually put lyricists that actaully suck on there. like fergie. and bon jovi...

and anyone whoe writes with cliches.

some of the artists that write the lyrics that are on that list are very poetic and deep. so if someone doesnt get it, that means its bad? how stupid.


I agree. But still, I love It's My Life & Always.lol



ill admit i liked 'its my life' untill it was played 20 times an hour. i just dont like bon jovi's lyrics cuz theyre overwhelmingly cheesy >.<
and i dont like how hes gone country lately either.


but also any song that involves the words children, together, soul or love are automatically cheesy.


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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 19:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

HAHAHAHAHA.....

THIS LIST...

HAHAAHAHAHA....

:O



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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 19:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=#FF1452>Kaylee.... wrote:

Paul McCartney?!

WHAT?

D:

How COULD they?!


2 words:

FROG CHORUS!

3 words:

MULL OF KINTYRE!!

ps where's the dude who wrote the following?

"gonna write a classic,gonna write it in the attic"

they have to be THE worse lyrics ever,even treasure moment havent written anything as lame as that..


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 22:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

18. Ian Anderson


Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
My words but a whisper - your deafness a SHOUT.
I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
Your sperm's in the gutter - your love's in the sink
So you ride yourselves over the fields and
you make all your animal deals and
your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick
And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in
the tidal destruction
the moral melee.
The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers
the newfangled way.
But your new shoes are worn at the heels and
your suntan does rapidly peel and
your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.
And the love that I feel is so far away:
I'm a bad dream that I just had today - and you
shake your head and
say it's a shame.
Spin me back down the years and the days of my youth.
Draw the lace and black curtains and shut out the whole truth.
Spin me down the long ages: let them sing the song.
See there! A son is born - and we pronounce him fit to fight
There are black-heads on his shoulders, and he pees himself in the night
We'll
make a man of him
put him to trade
teach him
to play Monopoly and
to sing in the rain
The Poet and the painter casting shadows on the water
as the sun plays on the infantry returning from the sea.
The do-er and the thinker: no allowance for the other
as the failing light illuminates the mercenary's creed.
The home fire burning: the kettle almost boiling
but the master of the house is far away.
The horses stamping - their warm breath clouding
in the sharp and frosty morning of the day.
And the poet lifts his pen while the soldier sheaths his sword.
And the youngest of the family is moving with authority.
Building castles by the sea, he dares the tardy tide to wash them all aside.
The cattle quietly grazing at the grass down by the river
where the swelling mountain water moves onward to the sea:
the builder of the castles renews the age-old purpose
and contemplates the milking girl whose offer is his need.
The young men of the household have
all gone into service and
are not to be expected for a year.
The innocent young master - thoughts moving ever faster
has formed the plan to change the man he seems.
And the poet sheaths his pen while the soldier lifts his sword.
And the oldest of the family is moving with authority.
Coming from across the sea, he challenges the son who puts him to the run.
What do you do when
the old man's gone - do you want to be him? And
your real self sings the song.
Do you want to free him?
No one to help you get up steam
and the whirlpool turns you `way off-beam.
LATER.
I've come down from the upper class to mend your rotten ways.
My father was a man-of-power whom everyone obeyed.
So come on all you criminals!
I've got to put you straight just like I did with my old man
twenty years too late.
Your bread and water's going cold.
Your hair is too short and neat.
I'll judge you all and make damn sure that no-one judges me.
You curl your toes in fun as you smile at everyone - you meet the stares.
You're unaware that your doings aren't done.
And you laugh most ruthlessly as you tell us what not to be.
But how are we supposed to see where we should run?
I see you shuffle in the courtroom with
your rings upon your fingers and
your downy little sidies and
your silver-buckle shoes.
Playing at the hard case, you follow the example of the comic-paper idol
who lets you bend the rules.
So!
Come on ye childhood heroes!
Won't you rise up from the pages of your comic-books
your super crooks
and show us all the way.
Well! Make your will and testament. Won't you?
Join your local government.
We'll have Superman for president
let Robin save the day.
You put your

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<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

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13. Pete Gabriel, Mike Rutherford, Tony Banks, Steve Hackett and Phil Collins


i LOVER'S LEAP
Walking across the sitting-room, I turn the television off.
Sitting beside you, I look into your eyes.
As the sound of motorcars fades in the night time.
I swear I saw your face change, it didn't seem quite right . . . .. . .
And its hello babe with your guardian eyes so blue.
Hey my baby don't you know our love is true.

Coming closer with our eyes, a distance falls around our bodies.

Out in the garden, the moon seems very bright.
Six saintly shrouded men move across the lawn slowly,
The seventh walks in front with a cross held high in hand . . . . ..
And its hey babe your supper's waiting for you.
Hey my baby don't you know our love is true.

I've been so far from here,
Far from your warm arms.
Its good to feel you again.
Its been a long long time. Hasn't it?

ii. THE GUARANTEED ETERNAL SANCTUARY MAN
I know a farmer who looks after the farm,
With water clear, he cares for all his harvest.
I know a fireman who looks after the fire.

You, can't you see he's fooled you all.
Yes, he's here again, can't you see he's fooled you all.
Share his peace,
Sign the lease.
He's a supersonic scientist,
He's the guaranteed eternal sanctuary man.
Look, look into my mouth he cries.
And all the children lost down many paths,
I bet my life, you'll walk inside,
Hand in hand, gland in gland,
With a spoonful of miracle,
He's the guaranteed eternal sanctuary.
We will rock you, rock you little snake,
We will keep you snug and warm.

iii. IKHNATON AND ITSACON AND THEIR BAND OF MERRY MEN
Wearing feelings on our faces while our faces took a rest,
We walked across the fields to see the children of the West,
We saw a host of dark skinned warriors standing still below the ground,
Waiting for battle.
Fights begun, they've been released.
Killing foe for peace . . . bang, bang, bang.
Bang, bang, bang . . .
And they've given me a wonderful potion,
'Cos I cannot contain my emotion.
And even though I'm feeling good,
Something tells me, I'd better activate my prayer capsule.

Today's a day to celebrate, the foe have met their fate.
The order for rejoicing and dancing has come from our warlord.

iv. HOW DARE I BE SO BEAUTIFUL?
Wandering in the chaos the battle has left,
We climb up the mountain of human flesh,
To a plateau of green grass, and green trees full of life.
A young figure sits still by a pool,
He's been stamped "Human Bacon" by some butchery tool (he is you).
Social Security took care of this lad,
We watch in reverence, as Narcissus is turned to a flower.
A flower?

v. WILLOW FARM
If you go down to Willow Farm, to look for butterflies, flutterbyes, gutterflies.
Open your eyes, its full of surprise, everyone lies,
like the fox on the rocks, and the musical box.
Oh, there's Mum and Dad, and good and bad,
and everyone's happy to be here.

There's Winston Churchill dressed in drag,
he used to be a British flag, plastic bag, what a drag.
The frog was a prince, the prince was a brick,
the brick was an egg,
the egg was a bird,
Hadn't you heard?
Yes we're happy as fish, and gorgeous as geese,
and wonderfully clean in the morning.

We've got everything, we're growing everything,
We've got some in,
We've got some out,
We've got some wild things floating about.
Everyone, we're changing everyone,
You name them all,
We've had them here,
And the real stars are still to appear.
ALL CHANGE!

Feel your body melt;
Mum to mud to mad to dad Dad diddley office,
Dad diddley office,
You're all full of ball.

Dad to dam to dum to mum
Mum diddley washing, Mum diddley washing,
You're all full of ball.
Let me hear your lies, we're living this up to the

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<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

2. Neil Peart


I. IN THE VALLEY
I am born
I am me
I am new
I am free
Look at me
I am young
Sight unseen
Life unsung

My eyes have just been opened
And they're open very wide
Images around me
Don't identify inside
Just one blur I recognize
The one that soothes and feeds
My way of life is easy
And as simple are my needs

Yet my eyes are drawn toward
The mountain in the east
Fascinates and captivates
Gives my heart no peace
The mountain holds the sunrise
In the prison of the night
Till bursting forth from rocky chains
The valley floods with light

Living one long sunrise
For to me all things are new
I've never watched the sky grow pale
Or strolled through fields of dew
I do not know of dust to dust
I live from breath to breath
I live to climb that mountain to
The Fountain of Lamneth

II. DIDACTS AND NARPETS
Unofficial lyrics, not included in lyric sheet:
"Stay!"
"Go!"
"Work!"
"No!"
"Think!"
"Live!"
"Earn!"
"Give!"
("Wait" or "Fight"?)/("Right")
(Laugh?)/("Right" or "Wait")?)
Listen...

III. NO ONE AT THE BRIDGE
Crying back to consciousness
The coldness grips my skin
The sky is pitching violently
Drawn by shrieking winds
Seaspray blurs my vision
Waves roll by so fast
Save my ship of freedom
I'm lashed helpless to the mast

Call out for direction
And there's no one there to steer
Shout out for salvation
But there's no one there to hear
Cry out supplication
For the maelstrom is near
Scream out desperation
But no one cares to hear

Remembering when first I held
The wheel in my own hands
I took the helm so eagerly
And sailed for distant lands
But now the sea's too heavy
And I just don't understand
Why must my crew desert me
When I need a guiding hand

IV. PANACEA
The whiteness of confusion
Is unfolding from my mind
I stare around in wonder
Have I left my life behind

I catch the scent of ambergris
And turn my head... surprised
My gaze is caught and held
And I am helpless, mesmerized

Panacea - liquid grace
Oh let me touch your fragile face
Enchantment falls around me
And I know I cannot leave

Here's a meaning for my life
A shelter from the storm
Pacify my troubles with
Her body, soft and warm
Naked in our unity
A smile for every tear
Gentle hands that promise me
Comfort through the years
Yet I know I must be gone
Before the light of dawn

Panacea - passion pure
I can't resist your gentle lure
My heart will lie beside you
And my wandering body grieves

V. BACCHUS PLATEAU
Another endless day
Silhouettes of grey
Another glass of wine
Drink with eyes that shine
To days without that chill at morning
Long nights time out of mind

Draw another goblet
From the cask of '43
Crimson misty memory
Hazy glimpse of me
Give me back my wonder
- I've something more to give
I guess it doesn't matter
- There's not much more to live

Another foggy dawn
The mountain almost gone
Another doubtful fear
The road is not so clear
My soul grows ever weary
And the end is ever near

VI. THE FOUNTAIN
Look... the mist is rising
And the sun is peaking through
See, the steps grow lighter
As I reach their final few
Hear, the dancing waters
I must be drawing near
Feel, my heart is pounding
With embattled hope and fear

Now, at last I fall before
The Fountain of Lamneth
I thought I would be singing
But I'm tired... out of breath
Many journeys end here
But, the secret's told the same
Life is just a candle
And a dream must give it flame

The key, the end, the answer
Stripped of their disguise
Still it's all confusion
And tears spring to my eyes
Though I've reached a signpost
It's really not the end
Like Old Sol behind the mountain
I'll be coming up again...

I'm in motion
I a

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Posted: 12 Nov 07, 23:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I hardly think any other artist could match the above 3 songs. The compilers of this list simply have their heads up their asses.

My two cents

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Sparrow wrote:

<font color=#CC0099> *Killer Queen* wrote:

Sparrow wrote:

wow...thats a shitty list


how about they actually put lyricists that actaully suck on there. like fergie. and bon jovi...

and anyone whoe writes with cliches.

some of the artists that write the lyrics that are on that list are very poetic and deep. so if someone doesnt get it, that means its bad? how stupid.


I agree. But still, I love It's My Life & Always.lol



ill admit i liked 'its my life' untill it was played 20 times an hour. i just dont like bon jovi's lyrics cuz theyre overwhelmingly cheesy >.<
and i dont like how hes gone country lately either.


but also any song that involves the words children, together, soul or love are automatically cheesy.


Bon Jovi was great in the late 80's and early 90's... till he released "Thank you for loving me" cuz that makes me cringle, although my dad loves that song :P


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Posted: 13 Nov 07, 02:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jim Morrison? How could someone say his lyrics are bad? Every song of his is like a poem.

This list really doesn't make sense to me. There are way worse lyricists. What about Eminem?

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<font color=#FF1452>Kaylee.... wrote:

Paul McCartney?!

WHAT?

D:

How COULD they?!



MULL OF KINTYRE!!


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What...how could Bernie Taupin be worse that Kevin Federline! How could ANYONE be worse than Kevin Federline!


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<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:




2. Neil Peart


WTF? Okay, his early lyrics where...strange sometimes. (Caress of Steel - Geddy Lee: We smoked a bit too much dope on that one..)
but his later lyrics are just awesome.

This is my fav.
Subdivisions:

Sprawling on the fringes of the city
In geometric order
An insulated border
In between the bright lights
And the far unlit unknown

Growing up it all seems so one-sided
Opinions all provided
The future pre-decided
Detached and subdivided
In the mass production zone
Nowhere is the dreamer or the misfit so alone

(Subdivisions)
In the high school halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
(Subdivisions)
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
Any escape might help to smooth the unattractive truth
But the suburbs have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of youth

Drawn like moths we drift into the city
The timeless old attraction
Cruising for the action
Lit up like a firefly
Just to feel the living night

Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights...




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Posted: 13 Nov 07, 04:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:O
RYYYAAAAAAANNNN RRRRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Is hot :P)


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