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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 08:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is one threesome (Tricycle?) I cannot imagine...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm


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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 09:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is a bit sick... But why exactly is he in jail? If he was inside his own hotel room, doing it with his own bicycle... *rolls eyes*


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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 09:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't really see what he's done wrong, people have done a lot worse to Henry the Hoover.

He was doing it in his own hotel room, so surely it was their fault for coming in. Also, why ring the police? If I saw that I'd probably nearly wet myself laughing and leave the man and his bicycle be.

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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 09:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No one here has shown any sympathy for the bike. Sheesh. The poor thing. How old was it?

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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 10:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote:

He was doing it in his own hotel room, so surely it was their fault for coming in. Also, why ring the police? If I saw that I'd probably nearly wet myself laughing and leave the man and his bicycle be.


Ditto. The do not disturb sign might've come in useful, though.

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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 10:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote:

I don't really see what he's done wrong, people have done a lot worse to Henry the Hoover.

He was doing it in his own hotel room, so surely it was their fault for coming in. Also, why ring the police? If I saw that I'd probably nearly wet myself laughing and leave the man and his bicycle be.


Exactly.


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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 11:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement, do you more damage than what it is worth i should think lol.

Yeah here is that story: -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7079288.stm


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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 11:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Having sex with a pavement? Surely that's more trouble than it's worth.

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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 11:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement..."

Now that's what I call hard core...


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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 11:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Isn't this why God gave us hands!?!?
Either that, or honestly - part with a dime. There's ladies abound, or so I'm told....

In all seriousness, this isn't really a criminal matter. Worse things have been done in hotel rooms and I'm sure being caught was punishment enough.....


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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 11:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

John S Stuart wrote:

"Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement..."

Now that's what I call hard core...


*rimshot*

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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 12:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

John S Stuart wrote:

"Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement..."

Now that's what I call hard core...


*rimshot*


That aint some kind sexual perversion is it?


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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 12:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My God...there are some DESPERATE people on this planet. Sex with bikes and concrete? SHEESH!!


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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 12:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mayboy wrote:

Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement, do you more damage than what it is worth i should think lol.

Yeah here is that story: -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7079288.stm>

He must've ejaculated blood...


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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 15:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

John S Stuart wrote:

"Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement..."

Now that's what I call hard core...


*rimshot*


Is there any concrete evidence?


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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 17:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He was desperate.



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Posted: 16 Nov 07, 19:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It'd be the first time "Sleeping on the Sidewalk" has ever been used as makeout music.


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Posted: 17 Nov 07, 05:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY xD.

I think he had one of these but got tired of rubber and waned to scratch some dirt xD.

http://secure.condomania.com/images/AH-2159_1_dt.jpg

BTW... I posted one, there's a lot more,but I think it would be disrespectful for the younger crowd xD.


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Posted: 17 Nov 07, 11:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

C'mon you guys, don't act as if YOU'VE never tried to have sex with your bicycle...

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Posted: 17 Nov 07, 14:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html

how would you like to explain this to the family of this guy?


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