I've heard this recording before and I've never been sure if it's legit, but I just came upon it again today and it made me laugh so hard my eyes teared.
Eye-witness account of a car accident in Texas - http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
"The others don't like my interviews. And frankly, I don't care much for theirs." ~ Freddie Mercury