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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 12:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

as some of you are aware im getting an early christmas present this year,our favourite historian Maggie[historygirl] is on her way from the US to spend 11 days with QZ's very own "old relic" and "bah humbug" Joxer this weekend.
now,much to Maggie's chagrain,the locals and my friends are treating this event as if the Queen herself is visiting me and as much as ive tried to prepare her for the "flags and parades" in her honour she is in for a few surprises at how much people here are waiting for her arrival.theres also a very strong possibility that it will end up on Bob Macreadie's breakfast radio show on pirateFM next wednesday after he attends our annual "phoebe's fishing fan clubs xmas cake cutting" in Breage,but that is just one of the treats that await her...
the french maids have managed to get "joxer towers penthouse suite" all ready and the goosefat is in the fridge all prepared for her imminent arrival.
there will be photo's of her journey into the madness that is my social life and be prepared to see the occasional picture of a mohawked old fart proping up the bar or asleep on the sofa with a christmas cracker hat on his head and a stale mince pie in his lap so keep coming back here for the "christmas that the 80's forgot"
im off now to catch a goose for the christmas dinner,wish me luck as those damn things are vicious and used to the sound of a zipper..!
*goes in search of his Barry White collection*
Joxer


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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 12:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now now now...I'm not leaving until Saturday morning, you know that :-P I'm glad to see you took the goosefat off the stove or I was liable to get burned and I'll be very unhappy if I spend all my time in the UK recovering from major burns.
My first plan when I step off the train in Penzance is to slap you for not keeping to my wishes of being unobtrusive. Obviously I should have explained to you exactly what that word means.
Pictures of the insanity will be available on my Photobucket account...so stay tuned!!!
And now I have to pack.....;-)


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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 12:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Show us the sex tape you guys will make!!!!!!

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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 12:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Show us the sex tape you guys will make!!!!!!

:P



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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 12:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Show us the sex tape you guys will make!!!!!!

:P


i'll put it on limewire ;-]
thanks for reminding me...
*puts on coat and goes to shop and stacks up on ever ready batteries*


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 13:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Man, I don't think I'd travel to get some ass. It's all here for me where I am.

*Bites lip*


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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 14:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ravie wrote:

Man, I don't think I'd travel to get some ass. It's all here for me where I am.

*Bites lip*


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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 15:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

HistoryGirl wrote:

Now now now...I'm not leaving until Saturday morning, you know that :-P I'm glad to see you took the goosefat off the stove or I was liable to get burned and I'll be very unhappy if I spend all my time in the UK recovering from major burns.
My first plan when I step off the train in Penzance is to slap you for not keeping to my wishes of being unobtrusive. Obviously I should have explained to you exactly what that word means.
Pictures of the insanity will be available on my Photobucket account...so stay tuned!!!
And now I have to pack.....;-)


ah,"Major Burns" i know him well,drinks in Penzance,keeps reminiscing of his time in India with the Maharaja whilst wiping his beer froth off his handlebar moustache and doing the fandango with the buxom barmaids.A quiet retiring type,still waiting for his big break with the Royal Shakespeare Company and King Lear.


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 18:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr. Nice Guy wrote:

I'm very happy for you Jox. Envious ofcourse, but happy you dirty bugger! I imagine you have been exercising to get in shape for your visitor. So you will be in tip top condition for her. Barry White singing ... DARLING I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE BABY ...


i used to have the body of a God,just a shame it was Buddha,however chasing geese and swans around the harbour for their fatty goodness has turned me into a lean mean pink mohawked Adonis.it would of been LAMB this christmas but those sheep are smarter than they look and have got aware of the sound of a zipper being pulled down,thankfully they arent to bright when it comes to kilts!


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 18:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I just spent all afternoon shopping for things to take with me! I love shopping!!! :-)
Now to pack it all....I hope I have enough room in my suitcase!!
Oh, BTW...you'll be happy Jox. I got some "sensible" black shoes to bring....heels are still coming with me though


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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 19:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

HistoryGirl wrote:

I just spent all afternoon shopping for things to take with me! I love shopping!!! :-)
Now to pack it all....I hope I have enough room in my suitcase!!
Oh, BTW...you'll be happy Jox. I got some "sensible" black shoes to bring....heels are still coming with me though


cool, as i intend to take you up the dirt alley while you are here.



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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 13 Dec 07, 19:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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HistoryGirl wrote:

I just spent all afternoon shopping for things to take with me! I love shopping!!! :-)
Now to pack it all....I hope I have enough room in my suitcase!!
Oh, BTW...you'll be happy Jox. I got some "sensible" black shoes to bring....heels are still coming with me though


cool, as i intend to take you up the dirt alley while you are here.


But I JUST bought NEW JEANS!!!!!! **pouts**
They'll get all dirty
;-)



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Posted: 14 Dec 07, 05:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I want videos (HD quality)
Thank you please!!! ^^


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Posted: 14 Dec 07, 09:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm on the list also *evil laughs*


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Posted: 14 Dec 07, 09:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You two have a GREAT time and please be careful!!! Joxer don't hurt my girl either!! I'm glad to hear that she is going to be given the royal treatment bc she works so hard and deserves nothing less :) Post the link to your photobucket when you get time Maggie. Have a fabulous time and a very safe flight!! Miss you!!!


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Posted: 14 Dec 07, 09:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Shit did I double post?


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Posted: 14 Dec 07, 09:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Shit did I double post?


No, but you posted double shit...


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Posted: 14 Dec 07, 10:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

he's playing with his joystick


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<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote:

he's playing with his joystick


Subtle.


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Posted: 14 Dec 07, 11:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

have a safe trip, maggie!

and jox....be nice -_- dont overdose the goosefat! XD


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