(Sigh) well I'll probably get crucified and called 'not funny' for posting this, but - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doeXL64ie5c
I was bored.. had a bit of spare time. And Final Cut Pro.
(I want to extend extra-special thanks to a certain poopchute for making the Bohemian Rhapsody masters available. My hat is officially off to you, sirrah.)