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Posted: 04 Mar 08, 22:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

According to this researcher

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304/od_afp/israelreligionoffbeat;_ylt=Aj6coA8FujBHrL.kODEZFbMDW7oF

Now we know what the other 5 commandments are:

XI THOU SHALT ROLL A JOINT PROPERLY
XII THOU SHALT TAKE A PUFF AND BE JOLLY
XIII THOU SHALT BE PREPARED FOR THE MUNCHIES
XIV THOU SHALT PASS THE DUTCH
XV THOU SHALT LEGALIZE IT


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Posted: 05 Mar 08, 03:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

he probably smoked DMT


Freddie Mercury is God

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Posted: 05 Mar 08, 04:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And dont forget, when he went up that mountain God gave him a huge tablet after which he made a profit.....

... oh wait.... I meant he was made prophet. Damn.


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Posted: 05 Mar 08, 07:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now we know what kind of tree was that burning bush made of.


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Posted: 05 Mar 08, 07:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

probably helped him design the first ever motorbike..

"Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the land"

and also helped him with his elasticated skin..

"Moses tied his ass to the tree 30 miles outside Jerusalem and walked there in"


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

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Posted: 05 Mar 08, 07:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! this comes up about the Gnostics every so often


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Posted: 05 Mar 08, 07:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is fantastic. I just did a very daring thing and forwarded the article to my overtly religious parents. They'll no doubt dismiss it the information in it, though, because the researcher himself has experimented with drugs.



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Posted: 05 Mar 08, 10:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, right... like this is news.




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Posted: 05 Mar 08, 11:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*laughs*

I saw this yesterday. Great commandments Jingles!! :-D


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Posted: 05 Mar 08, 14:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahah, I saw that on the news this morning.

Ironically the researcher admitted that he'd had this epiphany, if you will, while he himself was trippin' on acid. Or on some drug of the sort. xD


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Posted: 08 Mar 08, 16:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

get away from my face.


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Posted: 09 Mar 08, 06:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Since is all religion is bullshit anyway

there was only one god - Freddie

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Posted: 09 Mar 08, 09:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

andreas_mercury wrote:

Since is all religion is bullshit anyway

there was only one god - Freddie


this guy knows, listen to him


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Posted: 09 Mar 08, 10:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie isn't a god. He's just dead.

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Posted: 09 Mar 08, 11:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote:

Freddie isn't a god. He's just dead.


who are u to say that
hes alive in his music forever

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Posted: 09 Mar 08, 19:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If Freddie is god, and god is almighty, why didn't he just cure his own AIDS?


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Posted: 09 Mar 08, 19:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

If Freddie is god, and god is almighty, why didn't he just cure his own AIDS?


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