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Posted: 11 Mar 08, 14:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

God said, "Go down into that valley." And Adam said, "What's a valley?" and God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river" And Adam said "What's a river?" and God explained it to him.

And then God said, "Go over the hill." And Adam said, "What's a hill?" and God explained it to him.

Then God told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."

And Adam said, "What's a cave?" And God explained that to him.

"In the cave you will find a woman." And Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him.

Then God said, "I want you to reproduce." And Adam said, "How do I do that?"

So God explained it to him.

So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, and into the cave, and found the woman, and in about five minutes he was back.

God said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said, "What's a headache?"


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Posted: 11 Mar 08, 15:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

youre so sexist. i didn't laugh lol.

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Posted: 11 Mar 08, 16:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote:

God said, "Go down into that valley." And Adam said, "What's a valley?" and God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river" And Adam said "What's a river?" and God explained it to him.

And then God said, "Go over the hill." And Adam said, "What's a hill?" and God explained it to him.

Then God told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."

And Adam said, "What's a cave?" And God explained that to him.

"In the cave you will find a woman." And Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him.

Then God said, "I want you to reproduce." And Adam said, "How do I do that?"

So God explained it to him.

So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, and into the cave, and found the woman, and in about five minutes he was back.

God said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said, "What's a headache?"


lmao!



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Posted: 11 Mar 08, 17:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Funny:)

Just to annoy Fried_Chicken I add another paradise joke :)

When God had created the world he told Adam and Eve that he had two gifts left and each of them should have one. "the first gift I have to give is the ability to pee while standing - who wants it?" - "Me, me" shouted Adam and so it happened. From this day on men could pee while they stood up. The other gift was multiple orgasms.


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