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Posted: 27 Mar 08, 16:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I thought this would be interesting. Cheers!

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Posted: 27 Mar 08, 17:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nope. Bad Idea.

We're not a bunch of daffodils in here, fyi.


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Posted: 27 Mar 08, 17:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You're new here, right?


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!

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Posted: 27 Mar 08, 18:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's a little thing I wrote. I'm not sure whether it's poetry or a song:

Oh little stack of pancakes
you are my only friend
and when the waffles break my heart you're with me til the end
I cover you with syrup and eat you one by one
and afterwards I lick your plate and know that I am done

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Posted: 27 Mar 08, 18:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And here's a poem I wrote to my cat when she was about 12:

If I were a cat
and wasn't gay
and you were a little younger
I'd have my way

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Posted: 27 Mar 08, 18:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You're a funny guy. I was this close to LOL.


I'm sick of all my kicks.
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Posted: 27 Mar 08, 20:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Micrówave wrote:

Nope. Bad Idea.

We're not a bunch of daffodils in here, fyi.


Fuck off ;-)

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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 00:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There was a cranky old man called Danny,
Child porn stashed in each nook and cranny,
A scary old man,
With a sick twisted plan,
To get it up little girls fannies.


"Your not funny, your not a good musician, theres a difference between being funny and being an idiot, you obviously being the latter" - Dave R Fuller
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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 05:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Once upon a time, my mother gave birth to a new species

It was me, I lived only to eat my own feces

I always had thing for fecal porn

And my favourite song was Prickly Thorn, but Sweetly Worn

At the age of 10 I was raped by a funny old man

It turned out his name was actually Dan

Then I died.

No, I lied.

But I still died.


(Meant to be funny. Laugh.)



[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!

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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 06:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=pink>Poo wrote:

Once upon a time, my mother gave birth to a new species

It was me, I lived only to eat my own feces

I always had thing for fecal porn

And my favourite song was Prickly Thorn, but Sweetly Worn

At the age of 10 I was raped by a funny old man

It turned out his name was actually Dan

Then I died.

No, I lied.

But I still died.


(Meant to be funny. Laugh.)


XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 10:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Idiots.

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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 10:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Idiot.

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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 10:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote:

Idiot.


What the fuck is wrong with you? Who are you? Are you really that fucked up as it says in your profile? Get a life. Bye.

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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 10:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bye!

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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 11:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Danny? wrote:

<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote:

Idiot.


What the fuck is wrong with you? Who are you? Are you really that fucked up as it says in your profile? Get a life. Bye.


This 'I have no idea who any of you are' thing gets more convincing with every post.


"Your not funny, your not a good musician, theres a difference between being funny and being an idiot, you obviously being the latter" - Dave R Fuller
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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 12:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Whistle while you work
Someone likes to jerk
Little Danny
Broke his weenie
Now it doesn't work.

Mine rhymes better, Danny.

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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 15:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Micrówave wrote:

Whistle while you work
Someone likes to jerk
Little Danny
Broke his weenie
Now it doesn't work.

Mine rhymes better, Danny.


that is sick

welcome Danny ignore them

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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 16:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

andreas_mercury wrote:

Micrówave wrote:

Whistle while you work
Someone likes to jerk
Little Danny
Broke his weenie
Now it doesn't work.

Mine rhymes better, Danny.


that is sick

welcome Danny ignore them


Microwave why don't you stick that microwave from your profile pic in your ass ;-)

Tnx man. I knew that this board also has normal people.

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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 16:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Turds of a feather plop together, it seems.

Oh look what you've done Danny, you've put me in a poetic mood.


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Posted: 28 Mar 08, 16:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

Turds of a feather plop together, it seems.

Oh look what you've done Danny, you've put me in a poetic mood.


Hey, friend of Jesus, shut up.