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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 18:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Discuss.


"I was going to go to sleep now, even though everyone's sat on my bed. Not that it matters as I'm sat over here taking a load of drugs."
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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 18:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I had one.

It broke.

Before I used it.

It was very sad.

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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 18:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Every time i get paid i decide i'm going to buy one, and then spend all my money on dresses. i've just been paid, and already bought all the dresses i like from every shop i know of. i'm going to buy one.


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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 19:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*f5*

*f5*

*f5*

*f5*

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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 19:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

why is it females can get sex toys for solo pleasure and its acceptable...

but men cant openly say they have plastic vages... thats just so wrong? WTF?

even thought they come in wide wange of shapes, sizes, prices, colours... uses.... not that i know anything about them, eh em...


but the point being... chicks can say, i have a dildo,,, no worries, if a dude rips out, I have rubber cuny, its looked down upon?

oh well...power to the people



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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 19:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was just thinking that assdude, after coming across this during my search for the perfect vibrator.

http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=2&pid=4725


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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 19:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm buying this

http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=3&pid=5102


I'm sick of all my kicks.
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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 19:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ann Summers is rubbish and crappy quality.

Also, this is very weird - http://www.toogay.co.uk/Fun-Vibrators/Clone-A-Willy-Vibrator-Kit.asp

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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 19:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:D

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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 19:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote:

Ann Summers is rubbish and crappy quality.


Who gives a fuck. I'm going to wear it only once =)


I'm sick of all my kicks.
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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 19:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i could put you all off Ann Summers parties for life if i told you all that i used to model the elephant thong at them in the early 90's,but i wont mention it,nope.


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 19:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was just looking at that.

Are you serious?



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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 19:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yeah,me and a mate of mine got roped into going to the parties by our girlfriends at the time and we ended up modelling the elephant and tiger thongs.thankfully there was a shitload of free wine at these parties for some dutch courage.


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 22:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How about a world where there is no sex outside of fantasies and slash, and at that, only homosexual sex between beautiful men would be allowed?

:P XD


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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 23:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What a great thread!


"Your not funny, your not a good musician, theres a difference between being funny and being an idiot, you obviously being the latter" - Dave R Fuller
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Posted: 02 Apr 08, 23:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jadie wrote:

Discuss.


Great band.


"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."
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Posted: 03 Apr 08, 02:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

...ASSDUDE.... wrote:

why is it females can get sex toys for solo pleasure and its acceptable...

but men cant openly say they have plastic vages... thats just so wrong? WTF?

even thought they come in wide wange of shapes, sizes, prices, colours... uses.... not that i know anything about them, eh em...


but the point being... chicks can say, i have a dildo,,, no worries, if a dude rips out, I have rubber cuny, its looked down upon?

oh well...power to the people



I have very often wondered that myself...but then again, I'd think I was a bit of a sad twat for wantinf to use one! Bit of porn never did any bloke any harm!


Chom own mudder fukker.
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Posted: 03 Apr 08, 04:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

All I know about plastic vaginas is that my elder sister keeps threatening to buy me one if I don't find a girlfriend soon.

I maintain that this thread is fantastic.


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Posted: 03 Apr 08, 08:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wouldn't life be boring without sex toys ?

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Posted: 03 Apr 08, 09:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

pittrek wrote:

Wouldn't life be boring without sex toys ?


I suppose sex would be the obvious alternative.


"Your not funny, your not a good musician, theres a difference between being funny and being an idiot, you obviously being the latter" - Dave R Fuller