We should all just quit our jobs and lead a life a crime...
IN PRISON, you get a 10 X 10 cell...
AT WORK, your cubicle is only 6 X 6
IN PRISON, you get three meals a day, fully paid for.
AT WORK, you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON, for good behaviour, you get time off
AT WORK, for good behaviour, you get more work
IN PRISON, the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK, you must carry a security card and open the doors yourself.
IN PRISON, you can watch TV and play video games
AT WORK, you get fired for watching TV and playing video games
IN PRISON, they allow friends and family to visit
AT WORK, you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
IN PRISON, all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK, you must pay all your expenses to go to work, and then deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON, you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
AT WORK, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.