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Posted: 16 May 08, 12:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

MALE INSTRUCTIONS
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. LOWER your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Raise window.
7. Drive off.


FEMALE INSTRUCTIONS
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to Find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rearview mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


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Posted: 16 May 08, 12:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh get a shrink.


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Posted: 17 May 08, 14:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Come on, Ms Rebel - it WAS funny:)


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Posted: 17 May 08, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, I nearly loled. It was so close!! More luck next time ;D


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Posted: 17 May 08, 18:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmm. According to this, I must be a guy, then.


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Posted: 18 May 08, 01:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Funny you should say that,
if I tried using an ATM from my car I'd likely get done for ram-raiding.

Does that make me a chick? (In the parlance of our times).


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Posted: 19 May 08, 10:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ms. Rebel wrote:

Oh get a shrink.


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Posted: 19 May 08, 10:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

beautifulsoup wrote:

Hmmm. According to this, I must be a guy, then.


Ditto.

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Posted: 20 May 08, 17:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is random but it has to do with an ATM machine...

Once, my cousin and a few truck drivers we know were eating at Taco Bell (I think that's where it was...). One of them is pretty old fashioned and I think he's going senile or something. I don't know. Anyway, they had finished eating and the possibly-senile one was trying to stuff his trash in the ATM machine.

Driver: "Mijo, adonde pones la basura?" (Boy, where does the trash go?"
My Cousin (trying not to laugh): "Es el ATM!" (That's the ATM machine!)
Driver: "Ah, si es cierto!" (Oh yeah! That's true!)

Odd...