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Posted: 16 May 08, 16:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

God I'm drunk
The only woman to chat me up tonight was about ten years too old for me
Damn my fatal allure

at that point where I'm too fucking lazy to find the 'official i am drunk thread'

maybe some kind soul will link me like my pal linked me to a Taxi.



Met a friend of his tonight, her name was identical to the name of this girl I was suicidal over, except the I and the R were in the wrong order.
She was very different though, a cute blonde thing

Fuck.... drunk quite a bit. My friend was throwing ice at this poor girl in the Irish pub, I think he has strange ways of picking up women
It didn't work, any road

we wound up outside on the curb singing Roy Orbison and Tom Jones at the top of our lungs

And I successfully fooled some Scottish guy into thinking that I was from Peterhead. Seriously, he fell for my accent. Damn I'm proud of my heritage right now


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Posted: 16 May 08, 16:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=1102835


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Posted: 16 May 08, 17:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You need to upgrade to ketamine.


Arse.

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Posted: 16 May 08, 23:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=1102835


d'you think Jose & Zebonka make a nice couple?



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Posted: 17 May 08, 00:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Where's Lester? That turd deserted us. ;-P

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Posted: 17 May 08, 09:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan. wrote:

Ms. Rebel wrote:

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=1102835


d'you think Jose & Zebonka make a nice couple?



Who knows...... ;)


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Posted: 17 May 08, 19:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan. wrote:

Ms. Rebel wrote:

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=1102835


d'you think Jose & Zebonka make a nice couple?


I'm on the next flight to Australia and we'll drink ti; the cows come home. I feel like enjoyinh a ber whith Zebonka, and I want to chalaleng Mrs reblle to a drinking contest of some sorts. Mrs. Rebel will put her reputation up against me and we weill duel to the death where only one goes home and thew winner is the king/queen of alcholics on queenzone, meaning the loser geting alchol poisioning that is, that's the only rtue way to decide such a game of high stakes. I'll cee you all down under. :)

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Posted: 18 May 08, 04:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

josedequeso wrote:

Alex Solan. wrote:

Ms. Rebel wrote:

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=1102835


d'you think Jose & Zebonka make a nice couple?


I'm on the next flight to Australia and we'll drink ti; the cows come home. I feel like enjoyinh a ber whith Zebonka, and I want to chalaleng Mrs reblle to a drinking contest of some sorts. Mrs. Rebel will put her reputation up against me and we weill duel to the death where only one goes home and thew winner is the king/queen of alcholics on queenzone, meaning the loser geting alchol poisioning that is, that's the only rtue way to decide such a game of high stakes. I'll cee you all down under. :)


your heading in the wrong direction if you want to play those games.head for Cornwall and we will show you how the big boys play..bring an extra kidney,your gonna need it ;-]


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 18 May 08, 04:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

definition of an Aussie drunk:
he's got 'four ex' wives and '6 fosters' children.i'll let you work it out..


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 18 May 08, 04:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JoxerTheComedownPirate wrote:

josedequeso wrote:

Alex Solan. wrote:

Ms. Rebel wrote:

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=1102835


d'you think Jose & Zebonka make a nice couple?


I'm on the next flight to Australia and we'll drink ti; the cows come home. I feel like enjoyinh a ber whith Zebonka, and I want to chalaleng Mrs reblle to a drinking contest of some sorts. Mrs. Rebel will put her reputation up against me and we weill duel to the death where only one goes home and thew winner is the king/queen of alcholics on queenzone, meaning the loser geting alchol poisioning that is, that's the only rtue way to decide such a game of high stakes. I'll cee you all down under. :)


your heading in the wrong direction if you want to play those games.head for Cornwall and we will show you how the big boys play..bring an extra kidney,your gonna need it ;-]


... you mean liver, right??


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Posted: 18 May 08, 05:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

JoxerTheComedownPirate wrote:

josedequeso wrote:

Alex Solan. wrote:

Ms. Rebel wrote:

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=1102835


d'you think Jose & Zebonka make a nice couple?


I'm on the next flight to Australia and we'll drink ti; the cows come home. I feel like enjoyinh a ber whith Zebonka, and I want to chalaleng Mrs reblle to a drinking contest of some sorts. Mrs. Rebel will put her reputation up against me and we weill duel to the death where only one goes home and thew winner is the king/queen of alcholics on queenzone, meaning the loser geting alchol poisioning that is, that's the only rtue way to decide such a game of high stakes. I'll cee you all down under. :)


your heading in the wrong direction if you want to play those games.head for Cornwall and we will show you how the big boys play..bring an extra kidney,your gonna need it ;-]


... you mean liver, right??


we dont need livers here ;-]


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 18 May 08, 09:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No Lester = No Treasure Moment


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Posted: 24 May 08, 07:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I am Lester. Lester is me. We are one.

Which particular Irish pub was this, Zeb?


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...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 24 May 08, 09:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^ are you still in the UK?
if so i bet you got a 'flanagans' near you lol

ps,'drunk' will have a new definition after Beata and I finish watching Eurovision tonight ;-p


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 24 May 08, 10:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JoxerTheComedownPirate wrote:

ps,'drunk' will have a new definition after Beata and I finish watching Eurovision tonight ;-p



FUCK YEAH. :D


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Posted: 24 May 08, 11:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

I am Lester. Lester is me. We are one.

Which particular Irish pub was this, Zeb?


Rosie O'Grady's in Northbridge.
I don't think they like me there.


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Posted: 29 May 08, 07:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Rosie O'Grady's in Fremantle is much better!!!! Oh yes. I love Freo.

The Americans are such cockteases for Irish pubs. Those spazzes.


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Posted: 29 May 08, 08:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We all have such ridiculous post counts.

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Posted: 29 May 08, 09:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:

We all have such ridiculous post counts.



Arrgh, I was doing a good job of ignoring mine till you pointed that out.


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Posted: 29 May 08, 09:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

Rosie O'Grady's in Fremantle is much better!!!! Oh yes. I love Freo.


I ain't been!!


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