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Posted: 19 May 08, 14:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

One of the engineers at my work feels the need to constantly make comments about what i look like, from small things like "no thanks, i've got some self-restraint" when i offered him a biscuit one time, right up to "what!? i COULD have said you need to go on a diet" when i got offended over him saying my old fringe looked awful.

I am therefore welcoming any ideas for witty and / or insulting things for me to say to this stupid little man. this is all i know about him.

-he looks like supermario.
-he once had a heart attack
-he has a swimming pool
-he has a son called jamie
-he enjoys making people cry, and therefore dislikes me because i refuse to let him make me cry
-he's on his final warning for awful behaviour

The final point leads me to believe that the best way to dispose of this man is for me to engineer a situation in which he punches me, therefore earning him his P45.

I thank you in advance for any comments you may put forward.

Yours,

Jadie.


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Posted: 19 May 08, 14:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, don't get punched on account of this tool.

Just record his speech on a dictaphone and then show it to boss.
Maybe when he gets fired you can bellow
"Don't slide out the door on your own grease, Mario".

*ahem* that's a bit mean I guess.


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Posted: 19 May 08, 15:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

Oh,
"Don't slide out the door on your own grease, Mario".


OH, BUT WE LIKE BEING MEAN, DON'T WE?!?! :D

SAY THAT. YES.



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Posted: 19 May 08, 16:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'dont choke on any meatballs'

?

XD


or adding to the grease comment from zeb:

'if you have another heart attack and fall into a pool you will reenact the exxon valdez incident!'

i figured id cover most of the ground here >.<


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Posted: 19 May 08, 16:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He's a fucking bully and he derseves to be fucked in the head more then he can intake.



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Posted: 19 May 08, 16:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fuck the dude, tell him u wish his son gets raped by his teacher


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Posted: 19 May 08, 17:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jadie wrote:

One of the engineers at my work feels the need to constantly make comments about what i look like, from small things like "no thanks, i've got some self-restraint" when i offered him a biscuit one time, right up to "what!? i COULD have said you need to go on a diet" when i got offended over him saying my old fringe looked awful.

I am therefore welcoming any ideas for witty and / or insulting things for me to say to this stupid little man. this is all i know about him.

-he looks like supermario.
-he once had a heart attack
-he has a swimming pool
-he has a son called jamie
-he enjoys making people cry, and therefore dislikes me because i refuse to let him make me cry
-he's on his final warning for awful behaviour

The final point leads me to believe that the best way to dispose of this man is for me to engineer a situation in which he punches me, therefore earning him his P45.

I thank you in advance for any comments you may put forward.

Yours,

Jadie.


My opinion: Ignore it all, Jadie, and prove him that you're above his stupidity and you won't deal with him on his low and offensive terms.

All the frustration he spits out returns to him, regardless of anything you do, I think. He's just talking about his own ugliness.

You're above it all, dear, and all he'll get is witnessing his idiocy in the "soul mirror" one day.

If he's already in his final warning, he'll soon incur in another fault and get expelled.

Most importantly, you won't have to do any effort or go out of your way to get him punished. He's already warranting his own punishment.

Just my opinion. :-))

Either way, I wish you the best, ok?

*Hug*


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Posted: 19 May 08, 23:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How about, "if I want the opinion of an ass I'll fart." Or "When your IQ hits 60, sell."


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Posted: 19 May 08, 23:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Quote some of this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI

It works, I swear.


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Posted: 20 May 08, 11:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Carry a small spray bottle of the girliest perfume you can find. Every time you pass by him, give him a little squirt.

Let your co-workers wonder why he wears perfume to work.

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Posted: 20 May 08, 16:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thankyou all for your magical advice :) i'm feeling much better now.


"I was going to go to sleep now, even though everyone's sat on my bed. Not that it matters as I'm sat over here taking a load of drugs."