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Posted: 14 Jul 08, 03:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll start.


What do you call a ten-year-old female pianist?

A-Flat Minor

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Posted: 14 Jul 08, 06:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I don't get it. :/


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Posted: 14 Jul 08, 07:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i know some good nigger jokes
but i think maybe people wouldnt like those

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Posted: 14 Jul 08, 07:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, I've heard few jokes about black people, and believe me, I have nothing against any race, religion, political view and other bullshit. For me all people are the same BUT those jokes are fucking hilarious. I just find them funny. In here there are many jokes about people from Bosnia, they are quite popular and even Bosnian people like those jokes, they are not getting offended so why should black people get? It's just a stupid joke....


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Posted: 14 Jul 08, 08:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i'm glad you feel that way because




why did so many black soldiers die in Vietnam?
Everytime the sergeant shouted "GET DOWN" the black troops would jump up and start dancing

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Posted: 14 Jul 08, 08:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

inu-liger wrote:


What do you call a ten-year-old female pianist?

A-Flat Minor


LOL

I get it.



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Posted: 14 Jul 08, 17:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The only way to really know what the hell we are doing on this earth is through sacred plants and mushrooms.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 14 Jul 08, 20:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You know what's really funny? Guys who pee sitting down! xD


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Posted: 15 Jul 08, 08:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!

LOL! Owned!


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Posted: 15 Jul 08, 12:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

andreas_mercury wrote:

i know some good nigger jokes
but i think maybe people wouldnt like those

http://www.myspace.com/treasuredmementomusic


Your band is so shit that I could use you as fertilizer.


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Posted: 15 Jul 08, 12:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Little Mary has to help her granny inserting a suppository (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppository for more info)

Grandma starts to bend over and Mary asks her: Where do I need to put it in? In the brown hole or in the mouth of the turkey?

It's more funnier in Dutch btw.

I suck.


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Posted: 17 Jul 08, 13:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie Mercenary / Darth Mercury (Saif) wrote:

andreas_mercury wrote:

i know some good nigger jokes
but i think maybe people wouldnt like those

http://www.myspace.com/treasuredmementomusic


Your band is so shit that I could use you as fertilizer.


fuck you

i am not even offended that you compare my band to fertilizer anyway. fertizier gives LIFE to the plants and trees that keep our civilziaton going. without fertilizer this plant would be screwed and curry munchers like you wouldnt have a job

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Posted: 17 Jul 08, 13:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!


you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.

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Posted: 17 Jul 08, 13:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

andreas_mercury wrote:

QueenMercury46 wrote:



HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!


you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.


xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


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Posted: 17 Jul 08, 14:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

andreas_mercury wrote:

QueenMercury46 wrote:



HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!


you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.


I will


:)
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Posted: 17 Jul 08, 14:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

andreas_mercury wrote:

QueenMercury46 wrote:



HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!


you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.


You're right! I'll be dead before you win your first grammy.

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Posted: 17 Jul 08, 15:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

andreas_mercury wrote:

QueenMercury46 wrote:



HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!


you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.

Queen never won one. They suck.


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We got the Cosmos rockin'!

We got the Universe rockin'!

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Posted: 18 Jul 08, 21:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

andreas_mercury wrote:

QueenMercury46 wrote:



HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!


you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.

HAHAHAHAHA
OH PLEASE!
TOO MUCH TOO MUCH!
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!


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Posted: 19 Jul 08, 01:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

QueenMercury46 wrote:

andreas_mercury wrote:

QueenMercury46 wrote:



HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!


you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.

HAHAHAHAHA
OH PLEASE!
TOO MUCH TOO MUCH!
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Hey, you stole my sig!


"only way to really know what the hell we are doing on this earth is through sacred plants and mushrooms." - Treasure Moment
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Posted: 19 Jul 08, 02:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie Mercenary / Darth Mercury (Saif) wrote:

QueenMercury46 wrote:

andreas_mercury wrote:

QueenMercury46 wrote:



HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!


you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.

HAHAHAHAHA
OH PLEASE!
TOO MUCH TOO MUCH!
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Hey, you stole my sig!

Did you ever think that I just didn't know you had it? Because I truly didn't. And I wouldn't steal someone's signature. That's lame.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The only way to really know what the hell we are doing on this earth is through sacred plants and mushrooms.[/QUOTE]