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Posted: 22 Jul 08, 15:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.

"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 22 Jul 08, 15:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote
Booooo.

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Posted: 23 Jul 08, 00:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote
A horse walks into a bar and orders a whiskey and soda on the rocks. The stunned barman stares at the horse in disbelief and says 'That will be 10 dollars.' The horse asks the barman 'Why i are you looking at me that way?' He replys 'Well i've never sold a drink to a horse before.' To which the horse exclaims 'Ofcourse not with the prices you charge!'

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Posted: 23 Jul 08, 17:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote
Meester teg'n die klaaze:

Ik redde gister een Fries. Is dat verled'n tiet of tegenwoordige tiet?

Jantje steekt vinger op en zegt:

Meester, dat is verlor'n tiet.

Winnaar sexymannenverkiezing jaren 1966(ja, toen kreeg ik borsthaar!)-2008