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Adam who?????
Deity: 4670 posts
Posted: 22 Jul 08, 15:33
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
"Normally i can't dance to save my life.
But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
steven 35638
Band ten hut!
Deity: 2132 posts
Posted: 22 Jul 08, 15:41
Booooo.
"Fuck today, it's tomorrow." - Freddie Mercury
Charlie Brown
Bohemian: 462 posts
Posted: 23 Jul 08, 00:31
A horse walks into a bar and orders a whiskey and soda on the rocks. The stunned barman stares at the horse in disbelief and says 'That will be 10 dollars.' The horse asks the barman 'Why i are you looking at me that way?' He replys 'Well i've never sold a drink to a horse before.' To which the horse exclaims 'Ofcourse not with the prices you charge!'
JakobusKobus
Hai!
Champion: 68 posts
Posted: 23 Jul 08, 17:58
Meester teg'n die klaaze:
Ik redde gister een Fries. Is dat verled'n tiet of tegenwoordige tiet?
Jantje steekt vinger op en zegt:
Meester, dat is verlor'n tiet.
Winnaar sexymannenverkiezing jaren 1966(ja, toen kreeg ik borsthaar!)-2008
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