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Posted: 01 Aug 08, 14:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is a lesson Grunnings for beginners. Grunnings is a Dutch accent.

The first word is the English word, and the word under it is the Grunnings word for that English word, get it?

Hello
Moi

Dammit
Verdamme

Coward
Schieterd

Meanie
Loezebos

Exactly
Krek

Great!
Eh .... nait maal

Great!
Eh ... kon minder

Great!
Eh ... kin der mit deur

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
aine, twèie, drèie, vare, vieve, zèzze, zeuven, aachte, negen, tiene

11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19
elven, twaalven, dattien, vattien, vieftien, zestien, zeuventien, achttien, negentien

20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100
twinteg, datteg, vatteg, viefteg, zesteg, zeuventeg, tachteg, negenteg, honderd

I am
Ik bin

You are
Doe bist

He is
Hai is

We are
Wie binnen

You are
joe binnen

They are
zie binnen

I have
Ik heb

You have
Doe hest

He has
Hai het

We have
Wie hemmen

You have
Joe hemmen

They have
Zie hemmen

Don't whine
Nait Soezen

What do you think?
Wat dochst?

The garden could need some water
Toene kin wel wat wotter broeken

Is it my turn yet?
Bin ik ol aan bod?

I don't want those little ones
Ik wil nait van dat leutje spul

How much?
Kost dat?

Man, am I hungry
Ik kin van honger deurklinke nait vinden

We've had a nice dinner
Wie hemmen lekker zitten te dikkedakken

Can I have the bill?
Tellen joe boudel even bie mekoar op?

It's so crowded here
Man, je kinnen op de koppen lopen hier

I have to pee first
Ik mout eerst even pizzen

That guy is looking at us all the time
Dij jong zit aal ons kaande uut te loeren

Your place or mine?
Dien stee of mienent?

What's your name?
Hou haist doe?

Sorry for the long post. I hope this was a useful lesson
















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Posted: 01 Aug 08, 14:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Edit: You NEED to get a life.


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Posted: 01 Aug 08, 14:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have. Why do you give me such a useless comment? I spent a lot of time translating it into English, all the Dutch sentences. I thought it would be nice for all Qz to learn some of it.


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Posted: 01 Aug 08, 14:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JakobusKobus wrote:

I have. Why do you give me such a useless comment? I spent a lot of time translating it into English, all the Dutch sentences. I thought it would be nice for all Qz to learn some of it.

I know German. I don't care to learn Dutch. But lots of people on this board know Dutch from what I've seen, and this is kind of a useless thread.

And you're right, I'm bored and I'm actually just trying to be a belligerent fart.


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Posted: 01 Aug 08, 15:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm not learning you Dutch, I'm learning you Grunnings. It's quite different from ABN.


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Posted: 01 Aug 08, 15:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I prefer Flemish:

Ein Hoegaarden ust du blief (or something).


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Posted: 01 Aug 08, 16:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QzHJGl_Uwc

Translate this. :P


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Posted: 01 Aug 08, 17:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Was my little lesson useful? Can you speak or write a little Grunnings now? Please tell me about my lesson, what the good and bad points of it are. Thanks


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Posted: 02 Aug 08, 16:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Can anyone write a little story in Grunnings already? Just for fun, write one in this thread.


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Posted: 02 Aug 08, 20:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The good and the bad points? Were there even points? I'd say the presentation was more of a mushy, amorphous lump, devoid of any keen edge whatsoever. You wrote phrases, and then translated them. That doesn't equate a lesson in my rather musty and formidable book.

(This may seem rather harsh, but I just emerged from a thwarted year of struggling with Spanish on Rosetta Stone. My wounds are fresh).

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Posted: 03 Aug 08, 10:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thanks for being so honest. I appreciate it.


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Posted: 03 Aug 08, 10:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's not a dialect; it's a speech impediment. Has the topic-starter considered suicide for the good of mankind?


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Posted: 03 Aug 08, 10:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Grunnings is


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Posted: 07 Aug 08, 17:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

what is it? a fucking ugly language?