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Posted: 12 Aug 08, 04:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I stumbled upon this earlier. Truer words have never been spoken.
http://www.chainbear.com/drawings/353.jpg


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Posted: 12 Aug 08, 10:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not my Pinkie, nope, nope, nope. He'd be pretty anyway, yup, yup, yup. :-D


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Posted: 12 Aug 08, 10:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now, would you still say that if he were sneaking up on you, looking as described in the cartoon, in the middle of the night, wanting either a hug or gory carnage?


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Posted: 12 Aug 08, 10:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd sue his arse off!!


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Posted: 12 Aug 08, 10:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But would that help at the time? I mean, I've yet to meet the first lawyer who will physically hold a raging, trunkless, earless elephant at bay with a subpoena. If you do, I want his/her number!


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Posted: 12 Aug 08, 10:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well I've heard there is only one person in this world that has his number, and that's Tom Cruise...


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Posted: 12 Aug 08, 10:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmm, actually that figures. Would having the best lawyer add to the suspicion that Tom Cruise may actually be Satan?


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Posted: 12 Aug 08, 10:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't think he can be Satan, not even he who lives below can do the things Tom Cruise can!!!


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Posted: 12 Aug 08, 12:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Garfield I. Uberson wrote:

I don't think he can be Satan, not even he who lives below can do the things Tom Cruise can!!!


Like actually believing in Scientology?


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Posted: 12 Aug 08, 17:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yup, exactly... I mean it's not like we don't acknowledge it as a valid religion is just that there are others which correspond more to our interests, I don't mean to discriminate no-one, not even -what was the name of the alien thing?-...

Anyway... I was seeing yesterday a documentary where an elephant was harrassing a pack of lions. I'm just wondering, if was horless and earless, those poor lions, they would have needed serious counseling..


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