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Panchgani
St Peter's Burnt Piano
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http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment/20080814/ENTERTAINMENT-HARRYPOTTER-DC/ Oh no! Ms Rowling must be under mind control of Jim Beach. The release of the 6th movie is being delayed, and the 7th movie is being split into two parts. By the time these movies are completed, the 2nd and 3rd actors portraying Dumbledore (or is it Gandolf the Gay) will have died before the last movie is filmed. The 6th movie will have the same title as the 6th book, while the 1st part of the 7th book will be titled "Harry Potter Wanders Aimlessly" and the 2nd part will be titled "Harry Potter Surrenders to Tom Riddle and Nobody Lives Happily Ever After". Queen and Paul Rodgers wiil write and perform the soundtrack for this final movie which will feature Greg Brooks as Voldemort singing "No time for box sets cuz I am the Champion"
Socialism - Let me tell you how it will be
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its_a_hard_life 26994
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OH FUCK SAKE MAN!!!!!! This is stupid. :@
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Freya is quietly judging you.
Meh.
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July 2009??? >:( Unimpressed. So unimpressed.
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its_a_hard_life 26994
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*rips hair out* THIS WILL MAKE ME BALD NOW.
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StoneColdClassicQueen
I need a haircut.
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Oh I know!!! I found out yesterday and was kinda pissed off about that! But then I realized that if it's released in the summer like it was last time, I'll have time to look around the shops before going into the the theatre. I bought myself a Queen shirt at JCPenny last time I went to see Harry Potter :D If it was released in November, then I would have a problem with all the school work and such. But now that I really think about it, I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER FREAKIN YEAR TO SEE RON AND THE WEASLEY TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAY WE RAISE HELL AND MAKE THEM RELEASE THE MOVIE NOW.
"When you make love to someone, use a condom."-Brian May
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Paul Rodgers is Chuck Norris.
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Panchgani
St Peter's Burnt Piano
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.html/?&docId=1000137983 A book of apparently "sophisticated" fairy tales by J K Rowling entitled "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" will be released Dec 4th. Perhaps the movie is being delayed until summer because of the release of this book ... you know ... avoiding flooding the market. I told you that JK Rowling was possessed by Jim Beach.
Socialism - Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
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john bodega
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Why even bother? My sister told me all about what happens in the last 2 books - there is no possibility of them making an even remotely watchable movie out of this crap. I do feel sorry for the kids that signed their names in blood to do all of these movies, especially considering that one with Gary Oldman was pretty good. JK Rowling is a whore and I hope she falls under a bus.
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john bodega
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Although, with these delays, it will give me time to submit some of my ideas for the next Harry Potter movie. Well, there's only one idea really - Hagrid Fucks Hermione.
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Panchgani
St Peter's Burnt Piano
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Zebonka12 wrote: JK Rowling is a whore and I hope she falls under a bus. Shhh ... don't tell Jake
Socialism - Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
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