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Posted: 20 Aug 08, 03:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

RICHARD ORCHARD's MENTAL HOSPITAL FOR QUEEN FANS

Employees -
Mr. Richard Orchard (DR., Founder)
Carol Muzikal (Assistant)
Kween Taylor (Receptionist)
David R. Fuller (Receptionist)
Rachael Mae (Receptionist)
Pieter EmSee (DR.)
Erin EmSee (DR./Lab)
Brian May (Dr., Psychiatrist)
Mrs. Barbara YourValentine (RN)
Marial Bee (RN)
Leah Lurex (RN, Per-Diem)
George O'Dowd (RN)
Aisha Sweetness (CNA)
Lady Nyx (CNA, Part-Time)
Andreas Mercury (CNA)
Peter Straker (CNA)
Roger Taylor (Counselor)
Jason Mack (Orderly)
Hulk Hogan (Orderly)
David Galashiels (Orderly)
Adam Baboolal (Orderly, Part-Time)
Bo Alex (Orderly)
Jacky Smith (Kitchen)
Daniel Nester (Kitchen)
Peter Freestone (Kitchen)
Freya Judge (Kitchen, Part-Time)
Peter Jones (Recreational Therapist)
Ms. Rebel (Recreational Therapist)
Paul Smith (Maintenance)
Shady Blackbelt (Maintenance)
Lester Burnham (Maintenance, Part-Time)
Scott Berg (House Cleaning)
Victor Fleitas (House Cleaning)
Christopher Lowell (House Cleaning, Part-Time)

Patients -

Patient #0001
Name: Richard Dark Inatotoo
Alias: Dick, Inu-Liger, Self Eating Sperm Eater
Hosptalized for: Obsession for bras worn by elderly Japanese women, obsession with Pokemon, tasted his own sperm, in other words, the guy is just insane, schizophrenia, ODD

Patient #0002
Name: Niek Netherlend
Alias: FriedChicken, Neik
Hospitalized for: Severe alcoholic, obsessed with women over 65.

Patient #0003
Name: William P. Mahler
Alias: Mahlers, Bill Mahler, The Boss
Hospitalized for: Paranoia, delusions

Patient #0004
Name: Jay Mac
Alias: J Mac
Hospitalized for: Agoraphobia (he's a hermit!)

Patient #0005
Name: Sergei Q. Mark
Alias: Sergei?
Hospitalized for: Chain smoking (Twelve Packs of Marlboro Red 100s a day)

Patient #0006
Name: Danny Aldanny Jingles
Alias: Mr. Jingles, Jingles
Hospitalized for: Constant drooling, bird fetish, used underwear fetish, teen fetish

Patient #0007
Name: Daniel Corson
Alias: Dan Corson, Dan Holiday, Danny Mercury, Mr. Tickle The Ivories, Fingers, Solo Man
Hospitalized for: They just couldn't get him away from his piano.

Patient #0008
Name: Haystacks Calhounski
Alias: Haystack, Ben Hanscom
Hospitalized for: Lethal armpit odor, fighting for no cause or reason, social withdrawl

Patient #0009
Name: Archie Leach
Alias: Flashman, Flash Man
Hospitalized for: Lewd acts

Patient #0010
Name: Raf Rafael
Alias: Green Raf
Hospitalized for: Schizophrenia, de-realization, the man lives in a fairy-tale world, on the net, of course.

Patient #0011
Name: Scott Simpson
Alias: fatty., fatty, Shut Yer Pus
Hospitalized for: Un-controllable anger, schizophrenia, sex offender, hiring people to write insults and then posting them on the internet with his name.

Patient #0012
Name: La Zebonka
Alias: Zebonka12, Zebonker, Lehonker, Honky Tonk Ba Donk A Dink
Hospitalized for: The feller just went mad 'cause his heart is so lonely

Patient #0013
Name: Jakobus Kobus
Alias: N/A
Hospitalized for: Wandering around Queenzone Hill while saying "Turkey Neck May" over and over. Schizophrenic!

Patient #0014 (Deceased, gladly)
Name: Timothy McVeigh
Alias: Tim
Hospitalized for: Wait, he wasn't! Woo, glad that sucker's gone, no Heaven for that idiot!

Patient #0015
Name: John Deacon
Alias: Deacon John, Shy Guy, Man In The Shadows, Trumpet
Hospitalized for: Agoraphobia, post-tramatic stress disorder

Patient #0016
Name: Lisser Hisser
Alias: Melissa, Cardigan, Bologna
Hospitalized for: Running over an ex boyfriend with a motorcycle (PMS)

Patient #0017
Name: Alex Solan
Alias: N/A
Hospitalized for: Mentally unstable, chronic masturbation

Patient #0018
Name: Greg Brooks
Alias: Idiot
Hospitalized for: Split personality disorder, anger disorder, ADHD, jealousy. The man is not Queen's offical archivist. Anita Dobson is!

Patient #0019
Name: Arlene Roman Weiss
Alias: Arlene R. Weiss, Yara
Hospitalized for: Theft, compulsive liar, sex offender

Patient #0020
Name: Holly Two Thousand Three
Alias: Holly2003
Hospitalized for: Online staulking, obsession of male horses

Patient #0021
Name: Jacob Britt
Alias: Jake Britt, Jake?, Scandal, Bolensdriver, Bolansdriver, Pepsi, and a million other names
Hospitalized for: Schizophrenia, split personality disorder, panic disorder, depression, severe ADHD, un-controllable anger, fits, whining, child-like behavior, vertigo, low blood sugar, ODD, attention seeking, fear of germs, brain damage, nicotine addiction, caffeine addiction, Queen forum addictions

Patient #0022 (Dangerous Patient)
Name: Barry O'Neil
Alias: The Sith, Barry O'Neil, Thumper
Hospitalized for: Split personality, schitzo-effective disorder, alcohol dependency, agoraphobia, schizophrenia, and obsessions over certain people

Patient #0023 (Extremly Dangerous Patient)
Name: Robyn Starr
Alias: Robyn, Psche Star, Psycho Star
Hospitalized for: Paranoia, obsessions over certain people, split personality disorder, schizophrenia, chronic lying, spouse abuse, assault, suicidal, agoraphobia, panic disoder

Patient #0024
Name: John Sawntoast Stuart
Alias: Jon S. Stuart, John S. Stuart, John. S. Stewart, John S. Stewert, Pimpin' Johnny
Hospitalized for: OCD

Patient #0025
Name: Amir Moment
Alias: Treasure Moment
Hospitalized for: Thinks Freddie Mercury is God, chronic masturbation, homophobia, split personality disorder

Patient #0026
Name: Mike Spit
Alias: MegaMike
Hospitalized for: ADD

Patient #0027
Name: Christopher G. Eisold
Alias: Chris Limoges
Hospitalized for: Narcotics dependency

Patient #0030
Name: Samii Jane
Alias: N/A
Hospitalized for: Agoraphobia, paranoia

Patient #0031 (Extremely Violent)
Name: Gavin Lloyd
Alias: N/A
Hospitalized for: Violent, paranoia, un-controllable anger and outbursts

Patient #0032
Name: Lydia Pouletos
Alias: Super Freak
Hospitalized for: A simple cold which progressed into a Freddie Mercury obsessive disorder


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Posted: 20 Aug 08, 10:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Har har.

I'm a chain smoker. :B


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Posted: 20 Aug 08, 11:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:

Pieter EmSee (DR.)


A doctor? I think he'd be a better patient.

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Posted: 20 Aug 08, 15:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

Jake? wrote:

Pieter EmSee (DR.)


A doctor? I think he'd be a better patient.


I would of included you as a doctor too, but I don't know your last name, or your husbands. So I did the EmSee. And he's better at being a doctor. You are too.

*Edit*, you can be an EmSee as well.


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Posted: 20 Aug 08, 15:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sergei? wrote:

Har har.

I'm a chain smoker. :B


Yeah. That's what you're here for.


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Posted: 21 Aug 08, 00:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Where's a good comet when you need one..


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Posted: 21 Aug 08, 13:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey! If I'm a Chronic Masturbator why I'm not in the kitchen?

I could fix lots of caffé lattes in a minute.

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Posted: 21 Aug 08, 13:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ew, alex XD


hmm i wonder what i would be in for if i snapped? O.o





whats a CNA? XD


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Posted: 21 Aug 08, 14:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haha. Well, at least you are you! I didn't even get the chance of being me in the hospital! :op


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Posted: 21 Aug 08, 15:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lady Nyx wrote:

ew, alex XD


hmm i wonder what i would be in for if i snapped? O.o





whats a CNA? XD


A CNA is a certified Nurses Assisant


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Posted: 21 Aug 08, 23:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan. wrote:

Hey! If I'm a Chronic Masturbator why I'm not in the kitchen?

I could fix lots of caffé lattes in a minute.


LoL, there's too much of Richard doing that when he was at McDonald's!


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 00:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:

Alex Solan. wrote:

Hey! If I'm a Chronic Masturbator why I'm not in the kitchen?

I could fix lots of caffé lattes in a minute.


LoL, there's too much of Richard doing that when he was at McDonald's!


Go fuck yourself, seriously.

I really do not appreciate you writing shit like this, and I am frankly getting pissed off at this point.
I know I shouldn't be taking the bait, so to speak, but I am getting pissed off with all this shit you're spreading about me, and some other users here as well.

I've filed formal complaints against you with the site admins, and I would really encourage everyone else here to do so as well.

This stuff is REALLY uncalled for.

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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 02:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

inu-liger wrote:

Jake? wrote:

Alex Solan. wrote:

Hey! If I'm a Chronic Masturbator why I'm not in the kitchen?

I could fix lots of caffé lattes in a minute.


LoL, there's too much of Richard doing that when he was at McDonald's!


Go fuck yourself, seriously.

I really do not appreciate you writing shit like this, and I am frankly getting pissed off at this point.
I know I shouldn't be taking the bait, so to speak, but I am getting pissed off with all this shit you're spreading about me, and some other users here as well.

I've filed formal complaints against you with the site admins, and I would really encourage everyone else here to do so as well.

This stuff is REALLY uncalled for.


Oh boo hoo. I stated a fact (about what you claimed to do one time), not fiction, and other people know you posted it too.. Nothing wrong with posting things you have posted, what a hypocrite you are, you certainly didn't mind it when Fatty lied about me, so quit your childish whining. Are you really upset? Then let's use Fatty's book title for you, SHUT YER PUS when it comes to me, if you enjoy lying about me, and encourage it, then don't cry when someone has fun with a thread like that. This thread is meant for fun. You're just ruining it for everyone. Make a thousand complaints, make a thousand petitions, write a nasty song about me. If you can't handle that, go play pokemon, tell yourself again that you have the same birthday as that Emma Watson girl, and cheer up, if you can't handle having fun.

PS - I don't need to 'fuck myself', Jessica and I have plenty of sex. How are you doing in that department? If you don't mind my asking, LoL.

PPS - What other shit am I spreading about other users on here? Certainly this thread is meant for fun, something you just don't understand, but then again, I should forgive you, as in real life, you do have a lack of emotions.


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 02:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yara wrote:

Haha. Well, at least you are you! I didn't even get the chance of being me in the hospital! :op


LoL I couldn't think of anything else to write. I remember people calling you Arlene R. Weiss so I put that in. If I knew everyone's names, I would of gone ahead and put erveryone on Qz on the list.


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 03:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I refuse to acknowledge your claims about what I said. You know damn fucking well I never said nor admitted to that bullshit. You're a twisted sick fuck who seriously needs to grab a loaded gun, point it to his head, and pull the trigger.

And don't give me that croc that people "know and saw" what I said. Fatty never acknowledged that directly either, in that other topic.
Where are the other people so rushing quickly to your defense? Baka.

I think it's becoming quite clear you have some very strange fetishes a-brewin', and it's really disturbing. You obsess over some piece of fiction like it's FACT, and blow yourself hard into making a mountain out of it.

What else are you going to make a novel out of next, Britt Spears?


And yes I am indeed an emotionally lacking bastard. Quite proud of it.

I also lack humour, Sarcasm, and happiness.

You on the other hand lack sense, respect (for women especially), and dignity.

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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 03:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And also, getting to your thing about this topic being meant as a joke, I don't think Richard Orchard would find it funny that his name is being used in some demented fantasy of yours.

That said, I would like to mention that you are now blocked by Richard from posting messages to my profile or my personal message inbox.

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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 03:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

inu-liger wrote:

I refuse to acknowledge your claims about what I said. You know damn fucking well I never said nor admitted to that bullshit. You're a twisted sick fuck who seriously needs to grab a loaded gun, point it to his head, and pull the trigger.

And don't give me that croc that people "know and saw" what I said. Fatty never acknowledged that directly either, in that other topic.
Where are the other people so rushing quickly to your defense? Baka.

I think it's becoming quite clear you have some very strange fetishes a-brewin', and it's really disturbing. You obsess over some piece of fiction like it's FACT, and blow yourself hard into making a mountain out of it.

What else are you going to make a novel out of next, Britt Spears?


And yes I am indeed an emotionally lacking bastard. Quite proud of it.

I also lack humour, Sarcasm, and happiness.

You on the other hand lack sense, respect (for women especially), and dignity.


Yeah, that's right. You're a genious. My next book that I publish, I never published a novel, (someone did publish my songs though), but I'll write a novel titled "The Words And Wisdom Of Richard Inu! Let The Drumming Begin!"

And as for Richard Orchard not liking his name on this thread (which you seem to be the only one complaining about), if he has a problem with it, I'll simply erase his name. If he requests me to delete the post, I'll delete it, if he thinks you'll go and on and be a baby about it, I encourage him to erase it.

fatty wrote:

Jake,

Concerning Inu's post.

I remember it too.




And you know I never sent you any PMs. Oh, and you forgot to answer my question!!!

What shit am I spreading about other users on here?


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 10:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

(DING DING!)

Okay gentlemen return to your corners.

Inu.
Take deep breaths pal, you're going to be okay. He had you against the ropes in that last round but this is likely to be a long fight so you're going to have to pace yourself if you want to stay the distance.
You're going to have to let the sperm guzzling accusations go. I'm probably not the only person on Queenzone who remembers that slightly odd admission you made. But that's all water (slighlty milky water if the truth be told) under the bridge now.
Dont over-reach yourself by making accusations you cant back up with facts. Despite his claims that I made up lies about him, I always made a point of hitting Jake with facts that I could back up. A lot of the shite he used to post on Queenzone are still in the archives and Jake knows it. That's why he threw the towel in with me.
So do your homework, keep your temeper under control and stop running off to Richard every time you take one on the nose. It makes you look like a big jessie. If you can't fight Jake on your own, get out of the fucking ring.

Jake.
You've won that round but the fights only just begun. Your going to have to stay focused though. You're great at blocking the questions but the stuff you're hitting back with is a bit weak. Try to address a least a couple of the points Inu is making. Remember that this is a spectator sport and at the moment all we are seeing is Inu throwing his arms around while you keep your distance.
And should the opportunity arise, kick him squarely in the bollocks.

(DING DING!)

Round Two.

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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 13:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ROAR!

I'm ready for this!


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 13:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jesus Christ this is retarded.