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Posted: 21 Aug 08, 18:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.cracked.com/article_16508_6-terrifying-things-they-dont-tell-you-about-childbirth.html

I'm just really bored.....

You guys should see the placenta.

I'm gonna have nightmares.

*edit*: the title is typed wrong XDDDD

6 terrifying things they don't tell you about childbirth

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Posted: 21 Aug 08, 19:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mmm, yummy.

Oh, by the way, I hope you aren't referring to the picture of the placenta in the article. 'Cause, that's a picture of a nasty fish.

This is the real placenta.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Placenta_held.jpg/800px-Placenta_held.jpg

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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 00:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The human race is doomed. People are just too damned squeamish these days; if our ancestors had been as oogie about childbirth as we are, where would we be?!


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 08:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

The human race is doomed. People are just too damned squeamish these days; if our ancestors had been as oogie about childbirth as we are, where would we be?!


If our ancestors had access to things like streaming internet videos and slideshows, I'm thinking they'd be just as 'oogie' about childbirth as we are today. It's good though, IMO. There are too many people in this world now anyway. It's time to cut back...



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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 17:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was just kiddin about the nightmares!
I'm not squeamish at all! In fact, my dream is to become a surgeon! I watch a lot of stuff (surgeries especially) that has to do with health and medicine. I update myself with the latest medical breakthroughs and stuff. My favorite books: medical encyclopedias and books about different diseases, etc.
That picture of the placenta (I know it's not the blobfish) is pretty awesome if you ask me :P


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 18:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

tha placenta pic doesnt look real! lol it looks like somethign you find in a toy store as a gag gift (fake vomit, fake poop, etc).


i didnt realize how weird it actually looked! i thoguht it would just look like dead lettuce XD


im actually fascinated with surgeries but childbirth is something i know i never want to go thru. its not because of those pics, its just that i dont want to ever deal with is XD theres just too much that could happen that i cant handle.


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 19:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Childbirth is nothing compared to the 20+ years that follow it.

I definitely don't want kids. Taking care of my own life is enough responsability. I don't need another life in my hands.

Plus, little children must be the most irritating things in the world when they knock on your bedroom door right when you're about to fuck their mother.


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 19:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love kids!


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 19:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Heheh. Childbirth.

The female anatomy has me laffin.

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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 21:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Raf wrote:

Childbirth is nothing compared to the 20+ years that follow it.

I definitely don't want kids. Taking care of my own life is enough responsability. I don't need another life in my hands.

Plus, little children must be the most irritating things in the world when they knock on your bedroom door right when you're about to fuck their mother.




that too XD


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Posted: 22 Aug 08, 23:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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There are too many people in this world now anyway. It's time to cut back...



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Posted: 23 Aug 08, 05:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've done the delivery room three times, and let me tell you: it's horrifying. Seeing my favourite plaything contort and stretch and spew out a load of blood, shit, slime and placenta would be enough to put a man off pussy forever. But...nature is smarter than any man. When you see your immortality come into this world, see your woman take unbearable pain and deliver against all odds - that's a miracle. I wouldn't trade the experience for anything.


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Posted: 23 Aug 08, 08:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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When you see your... woman take unbearable pain and deliver against all odds - that's a miracle. I wouldn't trade the experience for anything.


I'm betting she would.



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Posted: 23 Aug 08, 11:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

magicalfreddiemercury wrote:

kagezan1313 wrote:

When you see your... woman take unbearable pain and deliver against all odds - that's a miracle. I wouldn't trade the experience for anything.


I'm betting she would.


Ha ha, yeah, I'm sure she'd have rather just had them delivered Fed Ex than the traditional way.


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Posted: 24 Aug 08, 01:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Zebonka12 wrote:

The human race is doomed. People are just too damned squeamish these days; if our ancestors had been as oogie about childbirth as we are, where would we be?!


If our ancestors had access to things like streaming internet videos and slideshows, I'm thinking they'd be just as 'oogie' about childbirth as we are today. It's good though, IMO. There are too many people in this world now anyway. It's time to cut back...


Agreed.

I have plenty of friends who know all about this anyway but still want to have children...many. And all of them are the ones I hope never reproduce, honestly. It's gonna be a scary future. O.O

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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 19:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Everyone has such rubbish views.

I, for one, can't wait to have children. They're the best. Giving birth I don't look forward to, but I look forward to just about everything else. Except lack of sleep. This doesn't bode well.

I'm not ready yet though, I'm way too immature and selfish. And lazy. But in a few years, Late 20's I imagine.

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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 20:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The real placenta looked cool. Nothing there was too extreme for me.




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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 00:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Childbirth does not last that long in most cases, thankfully for mothers. The diaper changes, waking up at all hours, feeding, clothes washing and batheing lasts for years. If it weren't for their smiling little faces it wouldn't be worth it.

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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 02:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Terrifying Thing # 7:

You might give birth to the next Treasure Moment.


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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 02:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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I, for one, can't wait to have children.


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