I stole this from some bag of fag on MySpace. It's long and exhausting and dumb. *Shrugs*
What's the last movie you watched?
Stand By Me.
Do any of your friends have black hair?
My brother has black hair, even though he's not even close to a friend. No one know how it happened. He tries to hide his black hairded-ness with cheap dyes and bleaches. But he FAILS.
Do you like Stars Wars?
It's alright. All the new ones are shite and the fact that they keep coming up with more gimmicks is irritating.
Who is your favorite movie director (s)?
Stanley Kubrick. Tim Burton.
If you could travel to any place in the world.. where would you go?
Haw haw. I'd go to Romania.
Is it sunny out right now?
No, it's night time.
Are there any shows you just HAVE to watch?
Spongebob. Whenever it's on, I can't change the channel. Forshame.
What are you listening to right now?
The weather channel.
What holiday is coming up?
"Labour Day" but that's bullshit.
Have you had your birthday yet?
It's in, ah, three months and six days.
Do you have any siblings?
Name one thing that you think is adorable.
Where is your best friend right now?
Flying around the world at light's speed.
What kind of camera do you have?
A crappy one. My camera phone is better than my regular camera.
What do you plan to do after school, that is if you are still in school?
I plan to be involved with the Russian, German or United States government and investigate cases involving organised crime.
(Now I'm going to have to kill you.)
That or something to do with fashion or modern architecture. Heheh.
Quick, name an embarrassing moment.
Just yesterday I was investigating my new high school and I wanted a school map, and everyone had one but me. So I went back to the table where these snooty girls were sitting, asked in the most dumbassingest voice ever "Where are the maps?" and she pointed to a giant stack of them right under my stupid face.
Have you ever gotten into car with a stranger?
Nyet. My mum always tells me "THERE'S NO LOST PUPPY, THE CANDY ISN'T WORTH IT"
Do any of your friends do drugs or drink?
Not that I know of.
Are you easily manipulated?
What is one of your favorite tv shows at the moment?
What was the last edible item you consumed?
Look to your right and say what you see.
My electric piano.
What school do you go to?
Do you like it there?
What school did you go to in 8th grade?
Name a time in your life that was not fun.
Getting stuck in seven hour traffic on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge with no air conditioning on a hundred degree day.
Do you think the world will be a better place in 100 years or worse?
In a hundred years the gas supply is expected to run out. You decide.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Watching Jerry Springer.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Gouging my eyes out with a bent up paper clip.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
Har har. If my Oma counts.
Are you a jealous person?
Did you have a good birthday last year?
It was alright.
Are you tired right now?
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
Last text says...?
Your favorite thing to drink on a hot summer day?
Wasser. That's all I ever drink.
Are you the type of person who prefers one or two close friends, or lots of acquaintances?
If you and one friend were asked to be on a reality TV show, who would you take with you?
Beer, wine or liquor?
ALL OF THEM
Do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
Pssht, I don't love.
Do you plan on moving in the next year?
I may, I may, I may.
Do you like Quiznos?
I've never eaten there.
Where did you get your last bruise from?
Dunno. Probably from falling down the steps.
Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
Neither. But if I had to choose it would be at someone else's, because I hate my house. It's full of old clocks and ugly rugs and Louis XIV furniture with lion claws.
Who is in your house right now besides you?
My Mum, and my aunt who pisses me off, and my cats.
Have you ever thought you were gonna die?
I always do.
How do you like your steak?
I don't eat meat, fucker.
How much money do you have on you right now?
Not counting gift cards that I'll likely never use.
Where were you at 1:02 am this morning?
Nodding off in my armchair. Heheh.
Is the sun shining?
Quite the opposite.
If someone looked on your bed, what would they find?
They'd find pillows and sheets and blankets and stuffed animals. Har har.
Are you waiting for something?
For my Uncle Jake. Or a pot to boil, or a better break, or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants, or a wig with curls. Or another chance.
You're really upset; who is the first guy you go to?
I don't go to anyone.
You're really upset; who is the first girl you go to?
I don't go to anyone.
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
I'd never have a lover. But no smokers. You'll smell like shit.
Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
Whenever I feel the need to.
Have you been to New York City?
What color phone do you have?
Have you ate popcorn in the past 48 hours?
I have not.
Do you need to say anything to anyone?
I don't believe so.
When was the last time you cried?
I'M CRYING NOW
What do you think of your number 3 on your top friends?
Ah. She's Korean.
What is bothering you right now?
Where are you?
In me quarters.
Have you ever injected a drug?
I've been vaccinated.
When was the last time you saw your grandpa?
I don't really have an Opa.
Do you fight with your grandparents often?
One of my Omas doesn't like how I want to live my life. (Tranny like.) I don't really care.
What are you looking forward to?
For school to end. I know right? That won't be for a while.
Do you get mad or discouraged when you're wrong?
I get defensive. Har har.
Last thing you drank?
Whose birthday is coming up?
Mine. In three months and six days.
Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Ew. Hell no.
Do you have nice eyes?
I don't think so.
What is something you need to go shopping for?
Clothes for school, and supplies, and liquor.
Were you happy when you woke up?
No, it was one day closer to starting school.
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
I can't have kids, and if I could I wouldn't.
Why do you like the person you like?
What woke you up this morning?
No longer having the desire to sleep.
Is your Myspace profile private?
It is. And that means you can't see it.
Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you like?
I don't like anyone, but I do know one thing on which I am wasting my time.
How late did you stay up last night and why?
Around three. Because I didn't want to sleep.
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Last time you spent the night at someone's house?
An eon ago.
When was the last time you were sad?
I don't know.
Do you believe it is possible to be in love with someone you've never actually spent time with?
Did you enjoy this survey?
I HATED IT.