1. How many hit singles have you had?
2. How many major labels have expressed interest in you?
3. Are you a virgin? (Your brotha don't count)!
4. Who has more fans... Treasure Moment or Britney Spears?
5. Are you homophobic?
6. Is it true you smell like swamp?
7. Brian Wilson would disagree with your songs, and say they are trash. Also, SPECTOR IS PISSED!
8. Do you realize your band sounds NOTHING AT ALL like Queen?
9. Britney Spears wants her butt hair back, will you take the hair out of your teeth and return it?
10. When are you going to come out with a top 1,000,000 hit song?
"Please buy my upcoming album... I need the money"