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Posted: 24 Aug 08, 12:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So I sign into this miserable site, and you know what it cheerfully tells me?

"Last week you were viewed for dating 5 times and no people expressed interest in you."

NO SHIT, like I didn't know that already!

I mean, if you have nothing nice to say to a user of your service, why say it? Why not just have 'thankyou for using Facebook'. Something cheerful.

No, instead it's got to remind me of the bleeding fucking obvious!!

What a lot of cock.


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Posted: 24 Aug 08, 12:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How rude!


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Posted: 24 Aug 08, 13:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I got an email from www.adultdating.com last week informing me that as my ad had been on their website now for over five years without a single reply, would I like to try it for a week without a photograph.

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Posted: 24 Aug 08, 13:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

So I sign into this miserable site, and you know what it cheerfully tells me?

"Last week you were viewed for dating 5 times and no people expressed interest in you."

NO SHIT, like I didn't know that already!

I mean, if you have nothing nice to say to a user of your service, why say it? Why not just have 'thankyou for using Facebook'. Something cheerful.

No, instead it's got to remind me of the bleeding fucking obvious!!

What a lot of cock.


It's because it's mostly men who use that thing.

But don't feel bad. 840 people said NO they wouldn't date me. Only 60 have said YES they would date me. And they are all teenage emo girls or gay men, I imagine.

It doesn't really make sense at all... because I'm #1 in a lot of places among my 188 friends or however many I have.

1st in "Who is crazier"
1st in "Who is more attractive"
1st in "Who is more organized"
1st in "Who is more famous"
1st in "Who is more likely to win in a fight"
1st in "Who would make a better father"
1st in "Who would I rather get stuck in handcuffs with"
1st in "Who would I rather hang out with for a day"
1st in "Who would I rather live with"
1st in "Who is more entertaining"
1st in "Who is more powerful"
1st in "Who is more reliable"
1st in "Who more likely to succeed"
1st in "Who is more naturally talented"
1st in "Who is a better catch"
1st in "Who would I rather be trapped on a desert island with"
1st in "Who would I rather have dinner with"
1st in "Who smells nicer"
1st in "Who more likely to skip class"
1st in "Who is a better public speaker"
1st in "Who is a better singer"
1st in "Who is more outgoing"
1st in "Who is nicer"
1st in "Who is more well-mannered"
1st in "Who is a better dancer"
1st in "Who is more loyal"
1st in "Who is more fashionable"
1st in "Who is more creative"
1st in "Who is funnier"
1st in "Who has a better sense of humor"
1st in "Who has better taste in music"
1st in "Who am I more jealous of"
1st in "Who is kinder"
1st in "Who is more talkative"
1st in "Who has a better profile picture"
1st in "Who is more popular"


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Posted: 24 Aug 08, 15:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't know how to get rid of that stupid "Are You Interested?" application. I don't even know why I added it.


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Posted: 24 Aug 08, 16:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Same here. It keeps telling me like five times a day that I have more than 100 people interested in me or something like that. I haven't even been on the Are You Interested? thing for like five months.


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Posted: 24 Aug 08, 21:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:


It's because it's mostly men who use that thing.

But don't feel bad. 840 people said NO they wouldn't date me. Only 60 have said YES they would date me. And they are all teenage emo girls or gay men, I imagine.

It doesn't really make sense at all... because I'm #1 in a lot of places among my 188 friends or however many I have.

1st in "Who is crazier"
1st in "Who is more attractive"
1st in "Who is more organized"
1st in "Who is more famous"
1st in "Who is more likely to win in a fight"
1st in "Who would make a better father"
1st in "Who would I rather get stuck in handcuffs with"
1st in "Who would I rather hang out with for a day"
1st in "Who would I rather live with"
1st in "Who is more entertaining"
1st in "Who is more powerful"
1st in "Who is more reliable"
1st in "Who more likely to succeed"
1st in "Who is more naturally talented"
1st in "Who is a better catch"
1st in "Who would I rather be trapped on a desert island with"
1st in "Who would I rather have dinner with"
1st in "Who smells nicer"
1st in "Who more likely to skip class"
1st in "Who is a better public speaker"
1st in "Who is a better singer"
1st in "Who is more outgoing"
1st in "Who is nicer"
1st in "Who is more well-mannered"
1st in "Who is a better dancer"
1st in "Who is more loyal"
1st in "Who is more fashionable"
1st in "Who is more creative"
1st in "Who is funnier"
1st in "Who has a better sense of humor"
1st in "Who has better taste in music"
1st in "Who am I more jealous of"
1st in "Who is kinder"
1st in "Who is more talkative"
1st in "Who has a better profile picture"
1st in "Who is more popular"

You're right, that really doesn't make any sense at at all.
Nicer? Well-Mannered? Kinder?

That sounds a right load of bollocks.


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Posted: 24 Aug 08, 22:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I got that message too and I don't know why....
I also don't know why myspace becomes Latin site.
How to change it into English?

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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 05:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm sorry to hear that, Zebonka. I hate to be the one to bring this up, but it might be as a result of your looking an awful lot like Brian May, judging from your avatar. Have you ever thought of cosmetic surgery, or at least a ruddy good haircut?


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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 06:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I hadn't considered it, but if anyone looking like Anita Dobson tries dating me, I shall certainly invest in a new face.

And a new planet to live on.



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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 07:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Facebook is awesome!

The decision of people to add retarded applications that will do nothing but send you spam, is nothing you can blame on Facebook.

If it bothers you so much, then delete the application, and that's it!


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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 08:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've avoided applications religiously.... I don't know why it told me this nonsense!


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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 09:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LEAVE ME A COMMENT ON FACEBOOK, SCOTTAAAAY.



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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 12:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Done!


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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 12:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

Done!


LOL @ your "HAVING FUN AT THE ZOO" caption on your default picture. :D

"Moonie"???? As in KEITH MOONIEEEEEE???



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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 12:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Who else!

:P


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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 13:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i dont have a facebook or myspace. i dont understand them!


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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 13:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I do have facebook Zebbie :P


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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 16:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lady Nyx wrote:

i dont have a facebook or myspace. i dont understand them!


me neither!!! what's the point????
i hate how people say they fall in love online! it's stupid...


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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 16:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey, well... I fell in love after meeting someone I met online :P. Don't mess with that


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