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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 22:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've been terribly busy today, stomping on snails and shooting at badgers ... What nasty little critters they are! So, I just finished smoking my last cigarette for the evening and thought I'd swing by Queenzone to say hello to all my little minions.

Cheers, fuckers!
Bri


Fuck a damn badger!
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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 22:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey Brian,
were you lying to me when you said you'd think about a 12 string Red Special?

PS. I fucked your wife.


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Posted: 25 Aug 08, 23:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes, I was lying about the 12-string Red Special. I lie all the time, because it gets me off.

Congratulations on fucking Anita. She said to tell you she's sorry that you had to wank yourself off, as she just couldn't continue being jabbed with a pencil-thin dick, and that ridiculous beard of yours was scratching the living shit out of her sensitive face.

Cheers!
Bri


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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 02:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't have a beard.


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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 02:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


That's not what she said.

Cheers!
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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 02:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


By the way ... Unless morale and general attitude towards me improves on here, I swear to God, Knebworth will NEVER be officially released. I'll burn the master tapes myself. Anita and I will dance around the flames like wild Indians.

Goddamnit!
Bri


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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 03:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You're boring

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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 12:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And you're Slovakian. Personally, I'd rather be boring.

I'm even boring myself. I'm going to chain smoke a few unfiltered Camels, pour salt on a few slugs, then completely re-evaluate my stance on issues and life, in general.

Cheers!
Bri


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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 13:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh Dear...

Brian, have a time out and smoke some marijuana sticks ;-) Do it like John at Another One Bites The Dust...

It´s not nice to impost people...

and we´re not at Monkey Island... and you´re NOT Le Chuck!


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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 13:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I am not familiar with the word "impost", nor your vague reference to Monkey Island.

I HAVE been smoking marijuana... Most of the day, actually. If it weren't for marijuana, in fact, I would have never came up with that fabulous title to the new album.

I've got badgers in the back yard, trying to eat away at the corn I've got planted. I'm going to go shoot a few of those fuckers, right between their beady little eyes.

Cheers and brimstone!
Bri


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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 13:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Evil Brian May wrote:


By the way ... Unless morale and general attitude towards me improves on here, I swear to God, Knebworth will NEVER be officially released. I'll burn the master tapes myself. Anita and I will dance around the flames like wild Indians.

Goddamnit!
Bri


If you dance anti-clockwise 6 times then you will summon the devil.


Chom own mudder fukker.
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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 13:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Evil Brian May wrote:


By the way ... Unless morale and general attitude towards me improves on here, I swear to God, Knebworth will NEVER be officially released. I'll burn the master tapes myself. Anita and I will dance around the flames like wild Indians.

Goddamnit!
Bri


Reminds me of the warden on Shawshank Redemption, ha


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Posted: 26 Aug 08, 14:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote:

Evil Brian May wrote:


By the way ... Unless morale and general attitude towards me improves on here, I swear to God, Knebworth will NEVER be officially released. I'll burn the master tapes myself. Anita and I will dance around the flames like wild Indians.

Goddamnit!
Bri


If you dance anti-clockwise 6 times then you will summon the devil.


Six times, you say? I'll try that... As soon as I finish stomping on a few innocent snails.

Goddamnit!
Bri


Fuck a damn badger!