You know, I was thinking. Queen are the best band on the planet, anyone who listens to any other music is a flaming idiot. I mean, every other band and composer in history is bullshit, they didn't even understand what music was about, they were like little children hitting instruments randomly.
Well, that really goes for Queen albums up to 1974. After that, it's all the worst crap that will hurt your ears like a sandpaper massage. I mean, take Innuendo. Not a single half-decent track on the album. Just heaps of shit to earn money off morons. Really, Queen should have disbanded after Queen II, not to ruin the legacy.
And come to think about it, John is the only decent guy there. Brian is full of shit, Roger is half-retarded and Freddie had an obsession with cats, which is gay. But musically, Freddie was GOD. It's because he sang with the Chinese Symphonic Orchestra in Bucharest for five years, you know. I don't understand why he let other guys write Queen material. It's all shit. Uncreative. Filler material. Except Freddie's love songs, which are shit as well. But better than all other music in history.
Well, luckily now, I've started a band to continue in Queen's footsteps. Because I couldn't let Brian and Roger fuck it all up, you know. It's just me and Bob from school, but we're incredibly awesome already. In fact, if Queen weren't GODS, I'd say we're better already. But now I have to admit we're about as good. Except that unlike Queen, we never made any crap. So in the end, we're better, but I don't want to sound immodest.
Oh, by the way, is there a G-string on a guitar? Bob says there is, but I think he's just taking the piss, cos G-string is girl's underwear. Tee hee. I said 'underwear'. I'd like to see it on a girl once who isn't an internet download.
Well, now, I expect a grown and mature debate about this. Yeah, right, dream on! You're all a bunch of immature whiners who don't know shit about Queen or life. And all you ever want to do is be mean to me! Little do you care I can't sleep at night because of that, pig fuckers.
Now, seriously, I don't mean a word of this. I was just an experiment to get into the heads of several types of fans encountered across the Queen board.
And I didn't like what I saw.