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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 15:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In my PM box...

"Hello
My name is miss Dorris i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address( dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss Dorris.(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters a lot in life)
Please reply me with my email address here
dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com"

I feel so special....

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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 15:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 15:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lucky fucker. I don't get any hot chicks sending me PM's about this...


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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 15:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dude, I just wanted to swap a CD... and maybe get to know you a little better. Did you have to tell EVERYBODY?!?!?!

PS: I have 60 million in diamonds that I'd be willing to split with you.
What's your bank account number and PIN?

PSS: I meant that about distance and colour. You're a 300 lb black female, right?

PSSS: Please post photo

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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 15:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I hope you keep us updated about the progress of this unexpected love affair, Mylord. I checked your profile and I can't stop being amazed about the attraction I felt watching it...


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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 16:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com is my granny's email address.


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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 17:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You're SUCH a charmer, PG! Fatty's going to be jealous as hell. We'll all be looking forward to when you post the pictures she sends you.


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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 17:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Damn - she cheated on me ... I got the same message too ... yesterday.


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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 17:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Penetration_Guru wrote:

In my PM box...

"Hello
My name is miss Dorris i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address( dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss Dorris.(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters a lot in life)
Please reply me with my email address here
dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com"

I feel so special....


What a two timing fucker. I got the same message. I felt so special..... but not now....

*runs off sobbing*


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 19:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr Mercury wrote:

Penetration_Guru wrote:

In my PM box...

"Hello
My name is miss Dorris i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address( dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss Dorris.(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters a lot in life)
Please reply me with my email address here
dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com"

I feel so special....


What a two timing fucker. I got the same message. I felt so special..... but not now....

*runs off sobbing*


XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
this whole thread made me laugh today!!!!


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Posted: 02 Sep 08, 21:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I haven't pulled from the internet since May, and that was a real find... unfortunately I did my usual bangup job and she's no longer interested in me.


BUT - BUT....

In January I was e-mailed by Barry Dennen. You guys probably don't know him, but all the same it was a very proud moment.


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Posted: 03 Sep 08, 02:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Penetration_Guru wrote:

In my PM box...

"Hello
My name is miss Dorris i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address( dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss Dorris.(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters a lot in life)
Please reply me with my email address here
dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com"

I feel so special....

I have this shit too

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Posted: 03 Sep 08, 04:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i was waiting for '....a muscle' when i first saw the thread.
Perhaps she has a thing for old comudgens?

then again one of my friends dog is called Doris...


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 03 Sep 08, 05:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Actually I emailed her. She sent me this photo of her. She's lovely.......

http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/picture-view.asp?ID=140819


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But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 03 Sep 08, 08:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:

then again one of my friends dog is called Doris...


She likes a bit of doggy style!



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Posted: 03 Sep 08, 15:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

damn i thought she found out i was only 60% gay and thought she had a chance to convert me


there went that special moment.....


i got a way with the boys on my block.. :-)

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Posted: 03 Sep 08, 17:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iron eagle wrote:

damn i thought she found out i was only 60% gay and thought she had a chance to convert me


there went that special moment.....


Wait--you told me you were only 55% gay. This changes EVERYTHING!

How are ya, darling?

Xs and Os,

Your Publicist


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Posted: 03 Sep 08, 18:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Reply sent

"I'm so excited at the prospect of meeting you and holding you close. We are clearly soul mates. I would love to come and visit you in your country so that we can be together forever. Please send plane tickets."

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Posted: 04 Sep 08, 01:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Congratulations PG and Dorris! My faith is restored! In a world where two crazy kids like you would normally never stand a chance, it's refreshing to see a love like yours take flight--no, blossom--no, defy all odds! Please let us know where you'll be registered as you don't want to be receiving ten toasters and no blenders.




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Posted: 04 Sep 08, 14:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dear publicist

i am ok
have a head cold trying to get rid of that
as far as 55% that was eons ago, it increases with time.

no matter your still loved. *wink*

XX OO's

your client


i got a way with the boys on my block.. :-)