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Posted: 10 Sep 08, 11:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mine:

De vrouw des huizes heeft het rijk alleen, zegt mijn man
Hoeft niet te werken heeft nooit een probleem, zegt mijn man
Waarom de vrouw van deze tijd zo klagen kan,
Da's onbegrijpelijk, zegt mijn man

Dat beetje koken is toch geen bezwaar, zegt mijn man
En ook die afwas speel je makkelijk klaar, zegt mijn man
Waarom de huisvrouw van vandaag zo zeuren kan
Is hem een raadsel, zegt mijn man

En wat mijn man zegt is altijd waar,
Ik kan het weten want wij zijn een paar

Dat beetje wasgoed gaat in de machine, zegt mijn man
Dat beetje strijken is te overzien, zegt mijn man
Waarom de vrouw van nu dat niet begrijpen kan,
Is onverklaarbaar, zegt mijn man

En wat mijn man zegt is altijd waar,
Ik kan het weten want wij zijn een paar

De grote schoonmaak is zo goed voor't hart, zegt mijn man
En dat tuinieren is toch zo apart, zegt mijn man
Dat de moderne vrouw dat niet bevatten kan,
Dat is een schande, zegt mijn man

Hij moet gaan werken elke dag van huis, zegt mijn man
Zijn lieve vrouwtje blijft dan lekker thuis, zegt mijn man
Dat ik de Heer op blote voeten danken kan,
Voor zo'n goed leven, zegt mijn man
Dat ik de Heer op blote voeten danken kan,
Voor zo'n goed leven, zegt mijn man
Dat ik de Heer op blote voeten danken kan,
Voor zo'n goed leven, zegt mijn man

translation of a short extract:

The woman of the house has everything for herself, says my husband
She doesn't have to work, never has a problem, says my husband
Why the woman of this time complains so much, I can't understand that, says my husband

That little bit of cooking is no problem, says my husband
And the dishes, is a very easy thing to do, says my husband
Why the housewife of today complains so much, he can't understand, says my husband

And what my husband says, is always true
I know it, cause we're a couple

last verse:

He has to work every day away from home, says my husband
His lovely wife stays nicely at home, says my husband
That I have to thank the Lord on my bare knees,
For such a good life, says my husband
That I have to thank the Lord on my bare knees,
For such a good life, says my husband
Zijn lieve vrouwtje blijft dan lekker thuis, zegt mijn man
That I have to thank the Lord on my bare knees,
For such a good life, says my husband





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Posted: 10 Sep 08, 11:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i still want to see a 'tiger defying the laws of gravity'


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

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Posted: 10 Sep 08, 11:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

haha!


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Posted: 10 Sep 08, 15:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not to mention the "soup in the laundry bag" - that has given me a headache for decades.


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Posted: 10 Sep 08, 15:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"


We got the Cosmos rockin'!

We got the Cosmos rockin'!

We got the Universe rockin'!

We got the Cosmos rockin'!

We got the Cosmos rockin' to the mighty power of rock'n'roll!
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Posted: 10 Sep 08, 15:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Raf wrote:

"You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"


I was just about to mention that.

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Posted: 10 Sep 08, 16:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:

Raf wrote:

"You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"


I was just about to mention that.


I knew someone was going to mention those lyrics :)


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Posted: 10 Sep 08, 16:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mama, just killed a man.




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Posted: 10 Sep 08, 20:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JakobusKobus wrote:

Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:

Raf wrote:

"You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"


I was just about to mention that.


I knew someone was going to mention those lyrics :)


I dont think thats a stupid line! I think its quite good actually, hehe.
Love the song, but soup in the laundry bag is pretty much nonesense, unless Brian can explain otherwise!


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Posted: 11 Sep 08, 03:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Raf wrote:

"You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"


That line is so......erm, cheesy?

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Posted: 11 Sep 08, 03:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We got the cosmos rockin', deduhduhduh


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Posted: 11 Sep 08, 07:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Breast feeding myself
What more can I say?
I have swallowed the bitter pill
(from 'Life Is Real')

Everytime I hear that line the first thing that pops on my head is that episode of Family Guy where Peter is licking his own nipple.

...Oh, let's not forget that Freddie sure knew a lot about swallowing.


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Posted: 11 Sep 08, 09:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Don't try suicide".

How can one "try" suicide? You either commit suicide or not. One can try to commit suicide, but there's no such thing as trying suicide.




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Posted: 11 Sep 08, 12:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Poo, again wrote:

"Don't try suicide".

How can one "try" suicide? You either commit suicide or not. One can try to commit suicide, but there's no such thing as trying suicide.



There's attention seeking suicide attempts.
Those who kinda want to kill themselves, but they're more concerned with bringing people's attention and let them know what a miserable life they have.

A good example are people who want to jump from landmark building or bridges, and they appear on the news.


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Posted: 11 Sep 08, 13:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Suicide will be the very last thing I'll ever do.

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Posted: 11 Sep 08, 13:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Poo, again wrote:

"Don't try suicide".

How can one "try" suicide? You either commit suicide or not. One can try to commit suicide, but there's no such thing as trying suicide.



There's attention seeking suicide attempts.
Those who kinda want to kill themselves, but they're more concerned with bringing people's attention and let them know what a miserable life they have.

A good example are people who want to jump from landmark building or bridges, and they appear on the news.


or the one from S-club7 that stuck her head in an electric oven to gas herself.it didnt quite work though...


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 11 Sep 08, 13:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Breastfeeding myself" :P.

Danny, I didn't see you posted this xD


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Posted: 11 Sep 08, 23:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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"Breastfeeding myself" :P.

Danny, I didn't see you posted this xD




lol yeah that line always bothered me -_-


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Posted: 15 Sep 08, 03:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"People on the streets, dededeedodeh!"
Under Pressure XD


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Posted: 15 Sep 08, 03:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

that Katie Melua song 'if you were a sailboat' has some dreadfully cringy lyrics in it.for example:
"if you were a hammer i'd nail you to the floor"


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]