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Posted: 19 Sep 08, 16:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've got a nice one, I'm sorry it's in Dutch, but it really won't work in English, it wouldn't be funny, it's a Dutch pun.

Hoe heet het als Freddie Mercury, Elton John en George Michael dicht bij elkaar staan?

Een driepoot

now it's time for yours!


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Posted: 19 Sep 08, 17:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's a short joke for you:

Queen + Paul Rodgers.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!

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Posted: 19 Sep 08, 17:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^LMAO!!!!


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Posted: 19 Sep 08, 17:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What do you call an opened can of tuna fish on a lesbian's table?

Potpourri.


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Posted: 19 Sep 08, 22:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How is a woman like a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?

When you're done with the thighs, you stick the bones in the sticky box.

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Posted: 19 Sep 08, 22:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's another one:

Treasure Moment

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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 05:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

tom cruise


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 07:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 13:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the thing about 'short' jokes is that they tend to go over their heads


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 14:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Grandpa.


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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 14:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

inu-liger wrote:

Here's another one:

Treasure Moment




DAMMIT


you beat me to it XD


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Posted: 21 Sep 08, 04:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Simple exercise for alcoholics:

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor

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Posted: 21 Sep 08, 07:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

inu-liger wrote:

Simple exercise for alcoholics:

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tequilaaaa... *drools*




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Posted: 21 Sep 08, 23:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What do you say to a person named Treasure Moment who has two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already :-)

(if only...)

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Posted: 21 Sep 08, 23:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ms. Rebel wrote:

inu-liger wrote:

Simple exercise for alcoholics:

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tequilaaaa... *drools*



I'll admit that I like Tequila......in the form of Tila ;-)

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Posted: 22 Sep 08, 00:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What was the last thing John Lennon ate?

Pavement.


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Posted: 22 Sep 08, 04:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

What was the last thing John Lennon ate?

Pavement.


LOL.

Dude, that's so wrong.

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Posted: 22 Sep 08, 04:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How do Canadians enjoy hockey on TV?

While doing it doggy-style

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Posted: 22 Sep 08, 04:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"This is like a death by a thousand cuts. Or should I say cold cuts"

-Conservative Agricultural Minister Gerry Ritz, on the Canadian listeriosis outbreak from Maple Leaf Foods
(Can you say 'Ritz Crackers' :-)