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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 03:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I smoke too many cigarettes when I'm bored. Probably almost two packs a day, and I smoke Marlboro Medium 100s. I'm depressed and bored, and pissed off, yet I don't know what I'm pissed off, or depressed, about. Tomorrow I have to do a marathon walk in support of the senior citizens in the nursing home. That's in about five hours and I haven't gone to bed yet. I smoke so much I end up with a nicotine hang over the next day, and that's what I'll have tomorrow! I wish I could get drunk, or stoned, but I'm not that kind of person to do those kinds of things. Anyone who does drugs, can fuck off. It just so happens, most of my ex friends are on drugs now. One of them was arrested last week for burglary. That's what drug addicts do sometimes. Glad I told them all to fuck off when they started doing drugs. Maybe I'll get lung or throat cancer and die. We can only wish and pray.

Jessica and I went to a bar tonight, and there were tons of old people. I mean at least 50 years old. I felt like smacking one old man in the face with a pair of socks, as the fellow and his stupid wife kept gossiping about Jessica and I... thinking we were underage. I don't think that man should of been drinking, he was about 5'6 and weighed probably 450 lbs. His tits were HUGE. I had a burger and onion rings, Jessica had chicken. Jessica had some mudslides, but I only drank Sprite. The waitress was pissed off (I think), because I didn't want to drink any alcoholic beverages. That shagbag was rude and didn't say your welcome or smile or anything. I've seen that lady around town and I think she's 20 and has about five kids already. She's a shagbag! I didn't leave her a fucking tip! She probably gets enough money in child support payments!

Another lady (she's 19), informed me tonight that she has a crush on my 50 year old ex-uncle. I think she fucked him or something. She has slept with about hundreds of men, including married ones. I used to be her friend, until she had to brag about her sick lifestyle and started talking about how she likes her ass licked, after she said all that, I didn't want to hang out with her. She bragged too much about those kinds of things.

I deleted almost every person I know in my town off my myspace. Why? Because I'm pissed off, and I don't want to talk to anyone I know right now. They can fuck off.

God, all of my friends are GAY! I mean, they are homosexuals or lesbians. They are weird.

My neighbour had a knee replacement. Soon he will be walking without a cane again.

PS - J Mac is in his cabin.

PPS - I saw a big giant dildah walking around town. It scared me!


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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 05:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you realise that smoking 'straight' ciggies is more addictive and more of a killer than any of the so called drink and 'drugs' you despise?

no one dies of cancer through popping a tab of acid

if you are gonna smoke,smoke rolling tobacco.

i didnt read the rest of the post as i cant be arsed with depressive rants and 'tales of woe' sorry


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 06:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There's nothing wrong with doing drugs.

Alcohol is a drug, nicotine is a drug. You're a drug user, Jake. Congrats.

What makes cannabis any different, other than being illegal (for idiotic conservative reasons)?


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!

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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 08:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I smoke "Marlboro Reds".

Usually I don't smoke everyday, I'm not addicted.

When I smoke, I smoke a pack a day.

Sometimes two. ;)


I'm sick of all my kicks.
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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 10:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Jessica and I went to a bar tonight, and there were tons of old people. I mean at least 50 years old."

Hey now!
;-)


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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 11:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Poo, again wrote:

There's nothing wrong with doing drugs.

Alcohol is a drug, nicotine is a drug. You're a drug user, Jake. Congrats.

What makes cannabis any different, other than being illegal (for idiotic conservative reasons)?



Marijuaner aint the only drug them be doing. They doing shit that could kill 'em easily.


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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 13:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:

Poo, again wrote:

There's nothing wrong with doing drugs.

Alcohol is a drug, nicotine is a drug. You're a drug user, Jake. Congrats.

What makes cannabis any different, other than being illegal (for idiotic conservative reasons)?



Marijuaner aint the only drug them be doing. They doing shit that could kill 'em easily.


but so are you,a case of pot and kettle dear


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 13:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:

Jake? wrote:

Poo, again wrote:

There's nothing wrong with doing drugs.

Alcohol is a drug, nicotine is a drug. You're a drug user, Jake. Congrats.

What makes cannabis any different, other than being illegal (for idiotic conservative reasons)?



Marijuaner aint the only drug them be doing. They doing shit that could kill 'em easily.


but so are you,a case of pot and kettle dear


Mine cigaretties will kill me after a long tyme. them doing stuff that could kill em in 10 min-nuts. such as cocaine and heroin at da same tyme. snorting tons of different chopped up pills. i know some guys even snorted birth control pills, it was a woah woah fo sho! SCARY SHIT! ectasy!


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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 13:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Janet wrote:

"Jessica and I went to a bar tonight, and there were tons of old people. I mean at least 50 years old."

Hey now!
;-)


No need to worry, you're only 30! And you're so pretty!


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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 16:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:-/

30...+17

but thanks!



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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 17:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:

Poo, again wrote:

There's nothing wrong with doing drugs.

Alcohol is a drug, nicotine is a drug. You're a drug user, Jake. Congrats.

What makes cannabis any different, other than being illegal (for idiotic conservative reasons)?



Marijuaner aint the only drug them be doing. They doing shit that could kill 'em easily.


Well, let them do it then. It's their choice.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!

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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 17:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Poo, again wrote:

Jake? wrote:

Poo, again wrote:

There's nothing wrong with doing drugs.

Alcohol is a drug, nicotine is a drug. You're a drug user, Jake. Congrats.

What makes cannabis any different, other than being illegal (for idiotic conservative reasons)?



Marijuaner aint the only drug them be doing. They doing shit that could kill 'em easily.


Well, let them do it then. It's their choice.


I do.


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Posted: 20 Sep 08, 17:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I sat at the piano today because I wanted a song but I didn't have anything to write a song about. So I just played some other songs on it.


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Posted: 21 Sep 08, 15:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You're really starting to worry me Jake. I sincerely hope that you don't do anything really cool like killing yourself.
Queenzone just wouldn't be the same without you. Of course there would be a massive outpouring of grief and the majority of female Zoners would have nothing to live for, but Queenzone would probably become one of the largest online tributes the world has ever seen if you were to end your life.
I can see it now. Post after post after post of tributes about what a great guy you were and how you will be missed by all.
We might even take to wearing black t-shirts with your beautiful smiling face on them.
What's even worse is that all those idiots who called you an attention seeking child would have the smug grins wiped off their faces and have to live with the knowledge that this world was never meant for someone as beautiful as you.

So I hope you don't become an immortal legend by doing something silly like dying young and leaving a good looking corpse.

I really do.

fatty.

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Posted: 21 Sep 08, 15:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Remember to cut up the wrists. Not across.

fatty.

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Posted: 23 Sep 08, 00:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Janet wrote:

:-/

30...+17

but thanks!


Ok so you're 47 and good looking.

Just like me XD


I never forget a face,

but in your case i'll be glad to

make an exception-Groucho Marx
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Posted: 23 Sep 08, 00:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My ex is fucking a 41 year old fucktard, I know I already talked about this, but you mention the thing about ur friend and your uncle and I kinda remember that and pissed me off

I'm so fucKing pissed about it, FUCK!


:)
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Posted: 23 Sep 08, 06:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fatty wrote:

Remember to cut up the wrists. Not across.



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