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Posted: 25 Sep 08, 02:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm thinking of becoming a muslim. I'm serious too. What are the rules, can I still say naughty words and have sex even though I'm not married?


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Posted: 25 Sep 08, 06:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think you really need to get your head examined.


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Posted: 25 Sep 08, 07:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:

I'm thinking of becoming a muslim. I'm serious too. What are the rules, can I still say naughty words and have sex even though I'm not married?


Al-Qaeda just called and they said they don't want you to be a Muslim.

They say you're too messed up in the head.


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Posted: 25 Sep 08, 09:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? asked:

Anyone here Muslim?


Not anymore...


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Posted: 25 Sep 08, 11:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:

I'm thinking of becoming a muslim.


Why would you think that matters to anyone other than yourself?

That's like me coming on here and telling everyone that I'm thinking about going to the Proctologist next Thursday.

Perhaps YOU need the Proctologist, not me. People are quick to judge you and think that you need a Psychologist. I disagree... somewhat. I think your Psychologist would have to have some proctological skills in order to start therapy.

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Posted: 25 Sep 08, 11:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:

I'm thinking of becoming a muslim. I'm serious too. What are the rules, can I still say naughty words and have sex even though I'm not married?


can you drive a truck?


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

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Posted: 25 Sep 08, 13:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm an ex-Muslim(Atheist now). Don't know why you'd want to become a Muslim. I think it's a fascist religion.


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Posted: 25 Sep 08, 13:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Saif wrote:

I'm an ex-Muslim(Atheist now). Don't know why you'd want to become a Muslim. I think it's a fascist religion.


Nice sig. ;)


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Posted: 25 Sep 08, 14:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Move to Bosnia. ;P


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Posted: 25 Sep 08, 15:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake's hilarious.

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Posted: 26 Sep 08, 04:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How many new threads do you NEED to start every week?

I can't complain about you being on Queenzone 24/7, it's your life being thrown away, not mine. But why don't you just keep all the garbage in your blog?


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Posted: 26 Sep 08, 06:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Don't worry about the sex... you won't have it anyway!!


I got to try al little more,

because I'm an asshole but I'm learning.



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Posted: 26 Sep 08, 09:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^LOL..... That was mean. ;P


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Posted: 26 Sep 08, 12:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Mir@cle wrote:

Don't worry about the sex... you won't have it anyway!!


I have sex on a regular basis. I'm in a relationship. Whatta bout you?


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Posted: 26 Sep 08, 12:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:

The Mir@cle wrote:

Don't worry about the sex... you won't have it anyway!!


I have sex on a regular basis. I'm in a relationship. Whatta bout you?


He has Mari. ;D


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Posted: 26 Sep 08, 12:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:

The Mir@cle wrote:

Don't worry about the sex... you won't have it anyway!!


I have sex on a regular basis. I'm in a relationship. Whatta bout you?


dude,Mrs Hand and her five fabulous daughters do not constitute a relationship


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 26 Sep 08, 12:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake? wrote:

The Mir@cle wrote:

Don't worry about the sex... you won't have it anyway!!


I have sex on a regular basis. I'm in a relationship. Whatta bout you?


I feel sorry for your boyfriend.


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Posted: 26 Sep 08, 16:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:

Jake? wrote:

The Mir@cle wrote:

Don't worry about the sex... you won't have it anyway!!


I have sex on a regular basis. I'm in a relationship. Whatta bout you?


dude,Mrs Hand and her five fabulous daughters do not constitute a relationship


Such an old joke.


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Posted: 26 Sep 08, 16:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Rick wrote:

Jake? wrote:

The Mir@cle wrote:

Don't worry about the sex... you won't have it anyway!!


I have sex on a regular basis. I'm in a relationship. Whatta bout you?


I feel sorry for your boyfriend.


I have a girlfriend.


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Posted: 26 Sep 08, 18:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ms. Rebel wrote:

Move to Bosnia. ;P


Or Turkey.

He'll never know the difference.

:P


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