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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 01:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's been announced! Richard Guilbault will appear as vocalist and a musician on the new Treasure Moment album! I can't wait till the release date. John Deacon makes an appearence and Milidrag told me John's song is probably the most catchiest song on the album. I'm excited.


Treasure Moment +  Richard Guilbault
Produced/Mixed/Engineered by Milidrag Moment & Giorgio Moroder
Further Mixing by TED-Moment
Recorded at The Cliffhanger Studio (Courtesy of Bryan Adams)
Management
Scott Simpson-Moment
fattysimpson-moment@fattyrecords.com

Amir Moment
(Keyboard, synthesizer, toy piano, Europe instrumental imitations, falsetto vocals)
Milidrag Moment
(Bass, promotions, interviews, outbursts, screams, facts)
Richard Guilbault-Moment
(Lead vocals, tambourine, hand claps, flute, triangle, keyboards, electric clarinet, acne, vibraphone, theremin, guitars, drum programming)
John Deacon-Moment
(Guitars, piano, beer, strippers, cigarettes)
Bill Mahler-Moment
(Harmonica, backing vocals, acoustic guitar)
Scott Simpson-Moment
(Saxophone on 'Am I A Wanted Felon?')
Mister Jingles-Moment
(Banjo, sarcasm)

Album Tracks
1. Am I A Wanted Felon? (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)
2. Oh Darling Ramona (R. Guilbault-Moment)
3. America Needs A Kick In The Ass (R. Guilbault-Moment)
4. Blow My Trumpet (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)
5. Let's Go On A Pokemon Adventure (R. Guilbault-Moment)
6. Flippy Floppy In The Forest (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)
7. Self Pleasure (R. Guilbault-Moment)
8. The Final Crackdown (A. Moment)
9. Robbie Williams Will Burn In Hell (J. Deacon-Moment)
10. Popular Girls Hurt Me (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)
11. Synthesized Metal (Amir Moment / G. Moroder)
12. Edmonton Convention 2012 (R. Guilbault-Moment)

Iceland Bonus Track

1. Paul Rodgers Can Wank My Dank (A. Moment)

Japan Bonus Tracks
1. I Bought My Drum Kit At Walmart (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)
2. It Ain't Easy Being A Virgin (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)

United States Bonus Track
1. Do Any Of You Young Girls Want Some Canadian Meat? (R. Guilbault-Moment)

Peru Bonus Track
1. Special Needs For Me Please (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 01:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

THE FINAL CRACKDOWN (Singles)

7" Single

1. The Final Crackdown (7" Version)
2. The Final Crackdown (Joey Tempest Remix)

12" Single

1. The Final Crackdown (S.Simpson Remix)
2. The Final Crackdown (Violent J Remix)
3. The Final Crackdown (Shaggy 2 Dope Remix)

CD Single
1. The Final Crackdown (Single Version)
2. The Final Crackdown (DJ Niek Holland Remix)
3. Honor Thy Freddie

BURN IN HELL (Singles)

7" Single
1. Burn In Hell (Single Version)
2. Self Pleasure

12" Single
1. Burn In Hell (12" Version)
2. Burn In Hell (7" Version)
3. Self Pleasure (12" Version)

CD Single
1. Burn In Hell (Single Version)
2. It's Been Eleven Years Since I Became A Recluse
3. Popular Girls Hurt Me (Live at The Pokemon Arena)

AM I A WANTED FELON? (Singles)

7" Single
1. Am I A Wanted Felon?
2. Am I A Wanted Felon? (Live at The Pokemon Arena)

CD Single
1. Am I A Wanted Felon?
2. It Ain't Easy Being A Virgin
3. Interview With The Moment Family [i][/i]


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 02:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

UPDATE! For their next release, they will be changing the name to 'Wank'


Wank
A Night At The Edmonton Convention


Produced & Mixed by John S. Stuart and Wank
Engineered by John S. Stuart and Richard Guilbault
Recorded at Record Plant, New York and Dick's Dank Studio in Edmonton

Richard Guilbault
(Lead vocals, piano, womanizer)
John Deacon
(Lead guitars, electric piano, finger snapping, vocals)
Milidrag Moment
(Drums, vocals)
Bill Mahler
(Bass guitar, guitars, harmonica, vocals)
Amir Moment
(Guitars, piano)
Zebonka
(Wandering minstrel Australian guitar somewhere in the middle of 'Inu-Yasha To The Rescue' ... many thanks Zebonka!!!)

Album Tracks
1. Inu-Yasha To The Rescue (R. Guilbault)
2. A.D.H.D (Treasure Moment)
3. Living In The Black Hole (J. Deacon)
4. Spankin' (J. Deacon)
5. He's No Freddie! (J. Deacon / M. Moment)
6. Surfin' Rhode Island Bay (B. Mahler)
7. Waxing My Bean (R. Guilbault)
8. The Queenzone Blues (R. Guilbault)
9. Crematorium Rhapsody (R. Guilbault)
10. Bikini Babes (B. Mahler)
11. March As I Wank (R. Guilbault)
12. Their Show Can't Go On (M. Moment)

Singles
1. Crematorium Rhapsody b/w Their Show Can't Go On
2. Bikini Babes b/w Inu-Yasha To The Rescue
3. Spankin' b/w March As I Wank (US Only)
4. Living In The Black Hole b/w March As I Wank (UK Only)


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 02:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wank
A Day At The Edmonton Special Education Class


Richard Guilbault
(Lead vocals, piano, keyboards, synthesizers, bonanzas)
John Deacon
(Lead guitars, keyboards, finger snapping, vocals)
Milidrag Moment
(Drums, keyboards, vocals)
Bill Mahler
(Bass guitar, guitars, harmonica, banjo, tambourine, keyboards, vocals)
Amir Moment
(Guitars, keyboards, synthesizers)

Album Tracks
1. Brutal Force (A. Moment)
2. Creeping Up On Little Girls (R. Guilbault)
3. I Want To Stay Free (J. Deacon)
4. Get Down Play Pokemon (R. Guilbault)
5. Sweet Audra (B. Mahler)
6. Feel Like Making F*ck (M. Moment)
7. Clouds Will Fall (B. Mahler)
8. Sheer Masturbation Attack (R. Guilbault)
9. Do Ya Love It? (A. Moment)
10. Ride The Wild Canadian (R. Guilbault)

Singles

1. Brutal Force b/w Sheer Masturbation Attack
2. I Want To Stay Free b/w Clouds Will Fall
3. Feel Like Making F*ck b/w Sweet Audra


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 02:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Richard Guilbault (Solo)

Tracks
1. Pimpin' Them Eskimo Ho's
2. Mr. Pokemon Guy
3. Let's Make It Wet 'N Sweaty
4. I'll Horn You
5. Whip My Canadian Cock
6. Bah Bah Bu Bu
7. Pop That Volcano
8. Erection Extention Kit
9. Wanna Dolla From Mista Guilbah?
10. I Smell Tuna
11. Crusin' Around In My Geo Metro


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 03:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote







Play The Game wrote:



Treasure Moment +  Richard Guilbault
Produced/Mixed/Engineered by Milidrag Moment & Giorgio Moroder
Further Mixing by TED-Moment
Recorded at The Cliffhanger Studio (Courtesy of Bryan Adams)
Management
Scott Simpson-Moment
fattysimpson-moment@fattyrecords.com

Amir Moment
(Keyboard, synthesizer, toy piano, Europe instrumental imitations, falsetto vocals)
Milidrag Moment
(Bass, promotions, interviews, outbursts, screams, facts)
Richard Guilbault-Moment
(Lead vocals, tambourine, hand claps, flute, triangle, keyboards, electric clarinet, acne, vibraphone, theremin, guitars, drum programming)
John Deacon-Moment
(Guitars, piano, beer, strippers, cigarettes)
Bill Mahler-Moment
(Harmonica, backing vocals, acoustic guitar)
Scott Simpson-Moment
(Saxophone on 'Am I A Wanted Felon?')
Mister Jingles-Moment
(Banjo, sarcasm)

Album Tracks
1. Am I A Wanted Felon? (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)
2. Oh Darling Ramona (R. Guilbault-Moment)
3. America Needs A Kick In The Ass (R. Guilbault-Moment)
4. Blow My Trumpet (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)
5. Let's Go On A Pokemon Adventure (R. Guilbault-Moment)
6. Flippy Floppy In The Forest (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)
7. Self Pleasure (R. Guilbault-Moment)
8. The Final Crackdown (A. Moment)
9. Robbie Williams Will Burn In Hell (J. Deacon-Moment)
10. Popular Girls Hurt Me (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)
11. Synthesized Metal (Amir Moment / G. Moroder)
12. Edmonton Convention 2012 (R. Guilbault-Moment)

Iceland Bonus Track

1. Paul Rodgers Can Wank My Dank (A. Moment)

Japan Bonus Tracks
1. I Bought My Drum Kit At Walmart (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)
2. It Ain't Easy Being A Virgin (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)

United States Bonus Track
1. Do Any Of You Young Girls Want Some Canadian Meat? (R. Guilbault-Moment)

Peru Bonus Track
1. Special Needs For Me Please (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment)



And I am pleased to announce a few other exclusives to the following:

Sweden Bonus Tracks
1. FACT!
2. Tits Are Falling (Let's Treasure This Moment) (English Remix of 'Tills Jag Faller', feat. Brian May on backing guitar)

Canada Bonus Track
1. Do I Creep You Out? ("Weird Al" Yankovic cover)


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 03:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Play The Game wrote:

Richard Guilbault (Solo)

Tracks
1. Pimpin' Them Eskimo Ho's
2. Mr. Pokemon Guy
3. Let's Make It Wet 'N Sweaty
4. I'll Horn You
5. Whip My Canadian Cock
6. Bah Bah Bu Bu
7. Pop That Volcano
8. Erection Extention Kit
9. Wanna Dolla From Mista Guilbah?
10. I Smell Tuna
11. Crusin' Around In My Geo Metro

Hip Hop yo! Git down!


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 03:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Play The Game wrote:

UPDATE! For their next release, they will be changing the name to 'Wank'


Wank
A Night At The Edmonton Convention


Produced & Mixed by John S. Stuart and Wank
Engineered by John S. Stuart and Richard Guilbault
Recorded at Record Plant, New York and Dick's Dank Studio in Edmonton

Richard Guilbault
(Lead vocals, piano, womanizer)
John Deacon
(Lead guitars, electric piano, finger snapping, vocals)
Milidrag Moment
(Drums, vocals)
Bill Mahler
(Bass guitar, guitars, harmonica, vocals)
Amir Moment
(Guitars, piano)
Zebonka
(Wandering minstrel Australian guitar somewhere in the middle of 'Inu-Yasha To The Rescue' ... many thanks Zebonka!!!)

Album Tracks
1. Inu-Yasha To The Rescue (R. Guilbault)
2. A.D.H.D (Treasure Moment)
3. Living In The Black Hole (J. Deacon)
4. Spankin' (J. Deacon)
5. He's No Freddie! (J. Deacon / M. Moment)
6. Surfin' Rhode Island Bay (B. Mahler)
7. Waxing My Bean (R. Guilbault)
8. The Queenzone Blues (R. Guilbault)
9. Crematorium Rhapsody (R. Guilbault)
10. Bikini Babes (B. Mahler)
11. March As I Wank (R. Guilbault)
12. Their Show Can't Go On (M. Moment)

Singles
1. Crematorium Rhapsody b/w Their Show Can't Go On
2. Bikini Babes b/w Inu-Yasha To The Rescue
3. Spankin' b/w March As I Wank (US Only)
4. Living In The Black Hole b/w March As I Wank (UK Only)


As well, there will be an iTunes-exclusive single release of "The Queenzone Blues (Queenonline Remix)" with additional lyrics by fairydandy, backed by a new b-side "I Voted Liberal (But Edmonton Officially Sucks Ass For Voting Conservatives Overall)"


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 03:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Play The Game wrote:

Wank
A Day At The Edmonton Special Education Class


Richard Guilbault
(Lead vocals, piano, keyboards, synthesizers, bonanzas)
John Deacon
(Lead guitars, keyboards, finger snapping, vocals)
Milidrag Moment
(Drums, keyboards, vocals)
Bill Mahler
(Bass guitar, guitars, harmonica, banjo, tambourine, keyboards, vocals)
Amir Moment
(Guitars, keyboards, synthesizers)

Album Tracks
1. Brutal Force (A. Moment)
2. Creeping Up On Little Girls (R. Guilbault)
3. I Want To Stay Free (J. Deacon)
4. Get Down Play Pokemon (R. Guilbault)
5. Sweet Audra (B. Mahler)
6. Feel Like Making F*ck (M. Moment)
7. Clouds Will Fall (B. Mahler)
8. Sheer Masturbation Attack (R. Guilbault)
9. Do Ya Love It? (A. Moment)
10. Ride The Wild Canadian (R. Guilbault)

Singles

1. Brutal Force b/w Sheer Masturbation Attack
2. I Want To Stay Free b/w Clouds Will Fall
3. Feel Like Making F*ck b/w Sweet Audra


And unfortunately, this will be Amir's last album, as he is in the final stages of Reality-itis :-(
"Do Ya Love It?" is his final song, recorded on his deathbed. Unfortunately, he only has ever finished half of his song, with everyone else making contributions to the 2nd half without official credits.


"Do ya love it?
I will be made in heaven
I will be with Freddie

You are all sheep
The system controls...
And that is FACT

Do ya loooooooooooooooooooooove it?"



'This album is dedicated to the mortal spirit of Amir Moment'


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 04:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

America Needs A Kick In The Ass
Written by Richard Guilbault

Back in two-thousand one
I admit, I was a bit childish, ugly, young, and pretty much dumb
Queenzone was my life, while my mind would glow
But on September 11th, something made the happiness flow
So I wrote on Queenzone how I hated the Americans
Just like Hitler, just like Osama Bin Laden
I think Bush deserves a good butt fucking
I'm homophobic, so he won't even see it coming

Warmth in my pants
Wetness in my pants
I praised the terrorists when I heard the hour glass
Happiness in my pants
I told Queenzone, America needs a kick in the ass

George Thorogood doesn't do what he should
His brother Bob is on my side
If you think you've got anything to say to me
You can take my Nike's for a ride
I own a space ship with pokemon strickers on it
If you try to find it, I'll leave before you can screw with it

Warmth in my pants
Wetness in my pants
I praised the terrorists when I heard the hour glass
Happiness in my pants
I told Queenzone, America needs a kick in the ass

Jakeass hurt my feelings to the point of no return
I admit it, I was being a jerk, even my dad says I'm a waste of sperm
Ogrish dot com was my only escape to not commit turtle rape
So thank god for wonderful things like Ogrish chat
If I didn't hook up with that team,
Who knows what my pet Turtle would think of me
I'm a true Canadian misfit
I'm a true Canadian misfit
I don't give a friggin shit

Warmth in my pants
Wetness in my pants
I praised the terrorists when I heard the hour glass
Happiness in my pants
I told Queenzone, America needs a kick in the ass

Warmth in my pants
Wetness in my pants
I praised the terrorists when I heard the hour glass
Happiness in my pants
I told Queenzone, America needs a kick in the ass

Blow My Trumpet
Written by Richard Guilbault and Milidrag Moment

Ahhh-ah
Ahhh-ah
Ahhh-ah-ah
Ahhh

I wanted to be a rock star
So I checked the classifieds near and far
Treasure Moment as it turned out was looking for a new vocalist
Guess the old one was named Mika and he left while blowing a kiss
He's gone now and I've taken over
I even sued McDonald's for claiming I'm not handicapped
Now I'm driving George Michael's old Land Rover!

Forget about fast food
Cause I hate it - I hate it
I'm a musician
And I love it - I love it
Yes, I give you my permission
Please feel free, just like me
Go and blow my trumpet!

Mamma told me sticks and stones may break my bones
But being a rock star could never hurt me
Queen is my favorite band, Pokemon movies make me squeal
It's hard to believe that my new fame is oh so real
Yes, I bought a drum kit, trumpet, synthesizer, a few keyboards, a red special guitar
Now everyone on Queenzone knows, I, Mister Guilbault, am a rock star

Forget about fast food
Cause I hate it - I hate it
I'm a musician
And I love it - I love it
Yes, I give you my permission
Please feel free, just like me
Go and blow my trumpet!

Toot-toot
And a kick by my boot
I'm taking Paul Rodger's route!

Forget about fast food
Cause I hate it - I hate it
I'm a musician
And I love it - I love it
Yes, I give you my permission
Please feel free, just like me
Go and blow my trumpet!

Forget about fast food
Cause I hate it - I hate it
I'm a musician
And I love it - I love it
Yes, I give you my permission
Please feel free, just like me
Go and blow my trumpet!

Stop!
Mantra time!
Thank God for Treasure Moment!
Thank God for Treasure Moment!
Thank God for Treasure Moment!
Thank God for Treasure Moment!
Thank God for Treasure Moment!
Thank God for Treasure Moment!
Thank God for Treasure Moment!
Thank God for Treasure Moment!
Thank God for Treasure Moment!

Pokemon Adventure
Written by Richard Guilbault


Fairies and leprechauns are dancing my way
I know with my Ritalin and Prozac, it'll be a sunny day
Uh, I'm feeling as slick as Fonzie
I'm cool now, you can no longer call me Potsie
Oh my favorite phrase under this sun raze
Get down on your knees and prove you love me
Oh, I'm a wild wild Canadian young guy
Wearin' a bow tie, how can I ever lie?

Ooo, I'll make this last forever
If you go with me on my Pokemon adventure!
Yeah, just you and I together
Come with me on my Pokemon adventure!
Ooo! Ooo! Pikachoo! I love you!
Shake it while we go on this Pokemon adventure!

I may be in my twenties but I'm the one who is hip
Back chat to me, and I'll bite your lip
Freya is my cool cat, Zebonka is my right hand man
And then there's Ted, my biggest fan
I'm so happy I could cry a river of joy
My mamma just bought me a new Pokemon toy!

Only the young, wild, innocent, horny, and free
If you can walk and talk, you can play Pokemon with me

Ooo, I'll make this last forever
If you go with me on my Pokemon adventure!
Yeah, just you and I together
Come with me on my Pokemon adventure!
Ooo! Ooo! Pikachoo! I love you!
Shake it while we go on this Pokemon adventure!

Ooo, I'll make this last forever
If you go with me on my Pokemon adventure!
Yeah, just you and I together
Come with me on my Pokemon adventure!
Ooo! Ooo! Pikachoo! I love you!
Shake it while we go on this Pokemon adventure!

Self Pleasure
Written by Richard Guilbault


Tears came to my eyes while I spied
Brian and Anita making love last night
The pink mist in the air, the curlers in their hair
It turned me on so much that I started to blush
Just thinking about it gives me such a head rush

Just the two of them, I wondered what it'd be like if they included me
The scent of their love was the best it could be
Only dreams of paradise could make it a reality

Thinking about it makes me flutter
Dreaming about it makes me melt to butter
Those dreams are my only treasure
While I escape this world in my own self pleasure
My own self pleasure

The sight of their passion is causing me satisfaction
The magic of this is causing me to rock in motion
My hand touches myself as I start to forget
That I'm just a lonely boy living a life in regret
I guess I'll light a cigar and just watch and relax
While they enjoy the intimate climax

Oh, Anita!
Oh, Brian!
Oh! Oh! Oh!

Thinking about it makes me flutter
Dreaming about it makes me melt to butter
Those dreams are my only treasure
While I escape this world in my own self pleasure
My own self pleasure

Thinking about it makes me flutter
Dreaming about it makes me melt to butter
Those dreams are my only treasure
While I escape this world in my own self pleasure
My own self pleasure
My own self pleasure


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 04:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh Darling Ramona
Written by Richard Guilbault


Yeah! Fuck yeah!
I'm the Axl Rose of the two-fucking-thousands!
Fucking hit it, bitch!

Like Lindsay Lohan, I'm only friggin twenty-two
Like Mick Jagger, you're friggin eighty-five
I tell you to shut up
You say you're lucky to be alive
I keep visiting you in that nursing home
Granny, I can't stand to be alone

Oh darling, Ramona
Oh how I love ya
Make me pie, unzip my fly
But if you tell on me, you'll be tellin' 'em a lie
Oh darling, oh darling Ramona
I can't get enough of ya

Sure Hitler might of left some juice in you
It's even more of a reason for me to work it out of you
The girls my age look at me with disgrace
Laughing and staring, obtuse claims that I've got a pizza face
My mom thinks I'm shy, my dad thinks I'm gay
What the fuck to do, if I can only take my dog for a roll in the hay?
No more saying never...
... Ramona, I need you more than ever

Oh darling, Ramona
Oh how I smell ya
Make me pie, unzip my fly
But if you tell on me, you'll be tellin' 'em a lie
Oh darling, oh darling Ramona
I can't get enough of ya

Ooo-Ooo
Pikachoo!
Ooo-Ooo
Pikachoo!
Ooo-Ooo!
Weeeeee!

Oh darling, Ramona
Oh how I feel ya
Make me pie, unzip my fly
But if you tell on me, you'll be tellin' 'em a lie
Oh darling, oh darling Ramona
I can't get enough of ya

Jakeass, don't mess with Mister-Granny-Fuckin-Guilbault!

Oh darling, Ramona
Oh how I taste ya
Make me pie, unzip my fly
But if you tell on me, you'll be tellin' 'em a lie
Oh darling, oh darling Ramona
I can't get enough of ya
I can't get enough of your cookies!

Am I A Wanted Felon?
Written by Treasure Moment


It started off so innocently
I thought I'd make a pass at her discreetly
But she told her mommy
She tried me out for size
Then she told her daddy
But he didn't want to go for a ride
Am I a wanted felon?

Just because I'm twenty-two
Doesn't mean I want a sick rendezvous
Personally like the rest
I'll do anything with someone with a big full chest
So don't point your finger at me
Or I'll be packin' it up your big fanny!

I keep asking myself
I keep asking myself
Am I the one who committed the crime?
I keep asking myself
I keep asking myself
Am I a wanted felon?

Self obsession is nothing to joke about
It's no different than my addiction to the smell of rotting trout
When you're down on your knees
Pleading with all those cock-sucking fleas
Well you better be start proving you love me!
Suck!

I keep asking myself
I keep asking myself
Am I the one who committed the crime?
I keep asking myself
I keep asking myself
Am I a wanted felon?

Get down on your knees - prove to me how much you love me

I keep asking myself
I keep asking myself
Am I the one who committed the crime?
I keep asking myself
I keep asking myself
Am I a wanted felon?


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Flippy Floppy In The Forest
Written by Amir Moment, Milidrag Moment, Richard Guilbault


It's been a long, hot, sweaty, and horny day
I'm sticky, I stink, and look like a pile of grease
Too much noise, the cosmos have been rocking
Now me and my band mates just need some peace
I haven't got much to say, just keep the dogs from barking!

Flippy-floppy!
Flippy-floppy!

So we rushed between the trees and got down on our knees
I need more of it! Need so much more of it!
Let's play flippy floppy in the forest!
Flippy floppy, flippy floppy
Flippy floppy in the forest!

Ohh this group is so blissful like medication
I think this might be Transcedental Mediation
Fire is burning in my eyes, with a bit of fright
It's almost like the first time next to the candle light
Flippy floppy with my band, feels just right

Flippy-floppy!
Flippy-floppy!

So we rushed between the trees and got down on our knees
I need more of it! Need so much more of it!
Let's play flippy floppy in the forest!
Flippy floppy, flippy floppy
Flippy floppy in the forest!

Flippy-floppy!
Flippy-floppy!
Flippy-floppy!
Flippy-floppy!
Flippy-floppy!
Flippy-floppy!

The Final Crackdown
Written by Amir Moment


Ooo-Ooo-ahhh

Visions of my fant-o-see
Are being crumbled to seventh sea
I can't take this heat anymore
Could it be that Freddie Mercury
Is directing us to a magical power?
Could it be that Freddie Mercury
Knows it's the final hour?

It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!
It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!

Oh the odd stardust in my hair
The weird stains in my new underwear
I couldn't tell if it was me or you
All I know is time is running out and it's true
If we want to make it out of here alive
We have to listen to God Frederick and learn how to surive
Listen, do you hear him? Radio Gaah! Gaah!

It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!
It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!

Please release me from the grip of romance!
Please release me from the grip of death!

It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!
It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!
It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!
It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!
It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!
It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!
It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!
It's the final crackdown!
The final crackdown!


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 04:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Our tour dates can now be officially announced:

2008 TREASURED CANADIAN CONVENTION TOUR

Oct 31st~Nov 15th - Commonwealth Stadium / Edmonton, AB (members of Unbalanced join for encore on the final date of the Commonwealth run, performing "That Girl ~Sexy Ghost~" and "Family Thorn". MASSIVE applause there!)
Nov 16 - Rexall Place / Edmonton, AB
Nov 18th & 19th - PNE Coliseum / Vancouver, BC
Nov 20th - Pengrowth Saddledome / Calgary, AB
Nov 24th - Scotiabank Place / Ottawa, ON
Nov 31st - Bell Centre / Montreal, Nation of QC (Dictator....erm pardon us, *Prime Minister* Stephen Harper guests on vocals & skin flute for "Let's Go On A Pokemon Adventure", followed by an onstage doggy-style romp between him and Amir to the national anthem of "Hockey Night In Canada")


2009 FACT OUT THE SHEEP WORLDWIDE TOUR

Jan ?? - (Cannot name venue, day or time due to an insanely strict Non-Disclosure Agreement) / Pyongyang, North Korea (Fundraising concert for the Workers' Party of Korea)
Jan 2 - Grand Stage / Shanghai, China
Jan 8 - Globen / Stockholm, Sweden (Nordman guesting in encore!)
Jan 10 - Palais Omnisports de Paris-Bercy / Paris, France
Jan 12 - HSH Nordbank Arena / Hamburg, Germany
Jan 15~17 - Wembley Stadium / London, UK
Jan 20 - Amsterdam ArenA / Amsterdam, Netherlands
Jan 25 - The O2 / London, UK
Jan 29 - Hammersmith Odeon / London, UK
Jan 30 - Large Hadron Collider / France-Switzerland ("We got the atoms rockin'! We got Hadron rocking!")
Jan 31 - Sazka Arena / Prague, Czech Republic

Feb 10 - The Omni / Atlanta, GA, USA
Feb 13 - Giants Stadium / East Rutherford, NJ, USA (Jake Britt Moment guests on vocals and harmonica for "Am I A Wanted Felon?", and plays a special song for his little young one on guitar, whose title we didn't quite catch)
Feb 16 - Hollywood Bowl / Los Angeles, CA, USA
Feb 19 - The White House / Washington, DC, USA (President Barack Obama guests on drums for the encore, "Do Any Of You Young Girls Want Some Canadian Meat?" and "All Right Now")
Feb 24 - Arena Monterrey / Monterrey, Mexico (video recorded with promise for quick release by Mexican 'Treasure Moment Hoarding Fan Club')
Feb 26 - Maracana Stadium / Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Feb 28 - Estadio Monumental Antonio Vespucio Liberti / Buenos Aires, Argentina
Feb 29 - ThomasQuinn Stadium / Urk, Netherlands

Mar 10~15 - Saitama Super Arena / Tokyo, Japan
Mar 17~20 - Nagoya Rainbow Hall / Nagoya, Japan
Mar 22~24 - Shibuya Public Hall / Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan
Mar 28~30 - Fukuoka Convention Center / Fukuoka, Japan

April 15 - Urban Lounge / Edmonton, AB, Canada


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 04:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO Jake! Honestly, I like those lyrics to 'Am I A Wanted Felon?'!
Mind if I get the band to turn that into an actual song once we resume practices? That actually might make for a punk-comedy type song! :-)
As well, it would not be out of place considering some of our other (older) songs have just-as-strange lyrics.
"Killing You" is a slightly disturbing example, and "The Creep" is a rather interesting one as well.


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 04:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^ no gigs in Penzance? :-[
*puts wallet away*



isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 04:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote







JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:



^ no gigs in Penzance? :-[
*puts wallet away*


We tried, but could not book it for the dates we wanted, as Nordman ft. Rastegar is also embarking on a tour at the same time with Treasured Mentos.

Maybe next time ;-)


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 04:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Burn In Hell
Written by John Deacon


One
Two
Three
Four

No longer am I a recluse in my old mansion
I've come out to give a grand salutation
'Cause everyone wants a piece of my money nowadays
They also want me to tour with what's his name
You tell me you want me it'd be fun
But without Freddie, it'd never be the same
Queen + Paul Rodgers?
No way I say, just back away
Don't back chat to me or I'll be pissing your way!

Burn In Hell!
Don't fuck with me, little man!
Burn in Hell!
Don't fuck with me, little boy!
I wish you well,
Have a fun time in Hell!

My style of music has changed since nineteen-ninety-seven
I sold the Volvo and bought a GTO, oh I got the motor revvin'
Quit complaining about that stripper, ya mamby-pamby
That was Brian May's oldest daughter, she was just chatting with me
Of course I'm a skinhead now and joined a motorcycle gang
With all the noise, how would I know if the telephone rang?

Burn In Hell!
Don't fuck with me, little man!
Burn in Hell!
Don't fuck with me, little boy!
I wish you well,
Have a fun time in Hell!

Oh yeah, tutti I'm back!
Back with a new rock track!
Woot! Woot!

Burn In Hell!
Don't fuck with me, little man!
Burn in Hell!
Don't fuck with me, little boy!
I wish you well,
Have a fun time in Hell!

Burn In Hell!
Don't fuck with me, little man!
Burn in Hell!
Don't fuck with me, little boy!
I wish you well,
Have a fun time in Hell!


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 04:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



inu-liger wrote:

followed by an onstage doggy-style romp between him and Amir to the national anthem of "Hockey Night In Canada")



LMFAO!!!




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Play The Game wrote:







inu-liger wrote:



followed by an onstage doggy-style romp between him and Amir to the national anthem of "Hockey Night In Canada")




LMFAO!!!



I forgot to mention! Senator Wayne Gretzky's mom is in the audience that night too!

:-)


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Posted: 23 Oct 08, 04:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Get a life.



Killed by drones.