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Posted: 07 Nov 08, 15:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okay this is addressed to those religious nuts who claim to have seen God. God has a tatoo on his right forearm. Unless you can tell me what it is, and what it says, then you are all frauds. Testify.


"With a population of 1.75 million, Northern Ireland should really be a footballing minnow. Instead, they could be better described as the piranhas of the international game" (FIFA.com)
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Posted: 07 Nov 08, 15:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't get it.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!

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Posted: 07 Nov 08, 17:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It says "MUM". He also has a spider's web tattooed on his neck and the letters A.C.A.B (which stands for All Coppers Are Bastards) on his forehead.

God's a fucking headcase.

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Posted: 07 Nov 08, 23:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

he doesnt have the coolest hat in the world though...


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

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Posted: 08 Nov 08, 06:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

God made me special. =)


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Posted: 08 Nov 08, 12:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just like the dragon Roger is supposed to have on his arm....Was that ever proven????


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Posted: 08 Nov 08, 12:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

it's a belly dancer, and when He wiggles his fingers, Gertie dances [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img]


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Posted: 09 Nov 08, 07:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'Jesus Saves with Barclays' on His right upper arm, JHVH on his left hand in case He forgets, and something obscene on His chest (which is why those who go to heaven only get to see Him from the back).



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Posted: 13 Nov 08, 08:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He also has LOVE/HATE tattoo'd on his knuckles.


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Posted: 13 Nov 08, 16:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sorry, your'e all wrong. God does not have a tattoo on his arm at all. I made that up.

See: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42058000/jpg/_42058106_healy3416.jpg

No tattoo. Bet you all feel rather foolish now (titter)



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Posted: 13 Nov 08, 23:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

how the hell did you know i had tattoos?


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Posted: 14 Nov 08, 14:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Holly2003 wrote:

Sorry, your'e all wrong. God does not have a tattoo on his arm at all. I made that up.

See: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42058000/jpg/_42058106_healy3416.jpg

No tattoo. Bet you all feel rather foolish now (titter)

You're mistaken, dear. That is in fact Satan.








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