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Posted: 29 Nov 08, 08:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

It stays up up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!


Let the jokes commence.....


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 29 Nov 08, 12:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have a joke...


JOKE!!!!


HAHAHHAHAHAHA, so funny!!!



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Posted: 29 Nov 08, 13:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Coffee time.


I'm sick of all my kicks.
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Posted: 29 Nov 08, 16:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sheesh, Saif is a little hostile. And overly sarcastic. :/
Better play it saif, Saif.


I'm so pissed I could spit.
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Posted: 29 Nov 08, 17:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.

fatty.

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Posted: 30 Nov 08, 03:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



2 baby seals walk into a club..



or



a blind man walks into a bar..



no? oh well..




isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 30 Nov 08, 13:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

2 peanuts walk into a bar, and one of them was assaulted.


I'm so pissed I could spit.
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Posted: 30 Nov 08, 16:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please.'

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year, hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees.

'Ah, England !' says the bartender. 'Wonderful Country...the history, the beer, the culture....'

'Nah, we don't like that warm British crap they call beer,' says John.

'Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh, Jim?

And we can't stand the English people; they're so arrogant and rude, not civil and polite like us Canadians.'

'So why keep going to England ?' asks the bartender.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'


"With a population of 1.75 million, Northern Ireland should really be a footballing minnow. Instead, they could be better described as the piranhas of the international game" (FIFA.com)
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Posted: 02 Dec 08, 10:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel attached to his zippers.

The bartender asks what the wheel is for, and the pirate replies: "Yarrrrr, it's driving me nuts"

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Posted: 02 Dec 08, 11:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

NEWSFLASH.....Reports just in that Al-Qaeda have hidden bombs in tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti...Police sources say that if they go off it could spell disaster.


Whats got 8 legs and a big black twat?
The A Team.


Chom own mudder fukker.