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Posted: 16 Dec 08, 15:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A short play for your amusement.

Dramatis Personae
1. Interviewer
2. Applicant

Act I
Interviewer's office.

Interviewer: I see you were in a band?

Applicant: Total sex machines! In block 4. We had such cool name, too. And to think - can you imagine - some called me Pimpled Pete?

Interviewer: You played...?

Applicant: No. Not me. I mean, no. The guitar hurt my fingers - ouch! - still hurts when I remember it. I traded it for a bong. And - really - nobody joined with me, so it never really took off. Such a shame. We had a cool name.

Interviewer: So you listen to music a lot?

Applicant: Heavens, no. I haven't got the whatsamathing - oh yeah, the stereo. Or whatever you call them these days.

Interviewer: But can you name one artist?

Applicant: Well, my personal favorite's David Beckham. Or Bowie.That dude from Nickelback.

Interviewer: Congratulations, sir, it's clear you're the right man for The Rolling Stone magazine! Welcome aboard.

Applicant (grinning): can I do a review of a Queen album?



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Posted: 17 Dec 08, 17:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

so fucking funny men!!  but that must be real in some way, unfortunetly!!