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Posted: 11 Jan 09, 03:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ok, well I have this aunt at home that I make fun of along with the rest of some family members. We call her Corny. There's a number of things wrong with this woman. One thing is, I think she's cheating on her baby daddy with my neighbor! My neighbor even thinks her youngest daughter is his! I don't know what to do about her. She is the worst. She makes her daughter spy on us as well as our neighbor. He spies on us too. She also likes money, a lot. She always wants money from everyone, especially from men (gold digger huh?). She even looked through our trash! I don't know what to do with this bitch! I don't know what she wants with my family. There's a whole lot more crap wrong with her, but I'd have to write a book for the stuff she does. She must be stopped, but have no idea how. Do you guys have any suggestions? If so, feel free to share them with me.
My cousin Nova (the one who is always a victim of my evil aunt's actions) inspired me to write this post, since she hates my aunt more than I do. I felt like she needed to let it all out and she told me what to write.
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Posted: 11 Jan 09, 05:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sent the bitch away.


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Posted: 23 Mar 09, 18:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What the fuck is a 'baby daddy'??? That phrase reminds me of those rich white teens who are trying to act like black teens from the ghetto.


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Posted: 08 May 09, 02:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Queenzone is getting boring, and am I the only one can see humor in this topic? "Stupid Horny Corny"?? LMAO!



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Posted: 08 May 09, 02:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote







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Queenzone is getting boring, and am I the only one can see humor in this topic? "Stupid Horny Corny"?? LMAO!


So you feel in that sense that you must take upon a mission to make some noise and make this place exciting by posting in every topic whether or not it needs your input??

No offense man, but you're dragging QZ down even further. I'm even starting to get tired of seeing your time wasted here making useless posts that could be better spent with your family or working a real job.


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Posted: 08 May 09, 03:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My schedule isn't like yours, pimp. You and I are both awake spending time with no one. Jessica is going to sleep when she gets out of the shower, and Gavyn has been in bed since 10:00pm. I only sleep a couple hours these days. And for a long time during the morning, I don't post, as I'm busy doing my "fake job", managing my parent's apartment building as well as landscape work and hauling a bunch of gravel/sand for building sites, even though it gives me income enough to pay my truck payments, commercial auto insurance, liability insurance, food & drinks, diapers, clothes, cell phone payments, I guess it's not a real job.

I am not "ruining" anything, this has been going on for years. Replying to old threads that had hardly any replies, to get some action going. And it's happened, I tell ya. Revive something as no one else is posting anything, only making posts in the occasional recent death threads, birthday threads, "whatcha listening to now" threads, and the "random thoughts" thread. It's too quiet in here and at times I see Joxer replying to threads, almost as if he's replying to himself at times, it's gotten that slow. It gets like that for a few days... and then all of a sudden, everyone posts again, like crazy. It happened last week or the week before, I think, on Saturday and a Sunday. Not much of anything then. It scared me to the point where I thought only ghosts and Joxer were on Queenzone.

You know what I mean, Queenie Queen? Ever join a forum to a band that's had a couple hit songs, but nothing major, and on the forum there's only like 3 - 5 people who post on a daily basis? It's like that. I invaded Queenzone a million years ago, there's no one to blame except for George Bush. He's the guilty one, your honour. Well, that's a horrible joke, but Queenzone has been slowing down since the Cosmo's thing, to be honest. We got a lot of new people, but they went away before they played the album twice.

And then there's the other thing that's bothering me... new people coming to Queenzone. They post as if they already know everything about Queen, or they post a link to some site even though they never mentioned Queen on the site at all. I think there's like 20 of those people, and they post a lot and seem to be getting involved with the Queenzone community, happily and everything, but then one day... gone. Who knows where they go? Only God knows, and God is Richard Orchard. He is our God. If only we could read God's mind, we'd know where those people come from and where they leave to. I don't know what's going on. It's freaking me out, I actually drove myself to the hospital last night due to all of this.

It's not me, honest it's not. Because the people who are important on Queenzone, who leave, never had a problem with me. The doe doe's like Rafael, will be back. He blames everything on me... the problems on Queenzone, the hatred on the site, and even the Civil War. Don't know what's bothering him, all I know is, I posted something about him in which a member on this site, had told me through MSN. Now, I felt it should be public knowledge, and he didn't deny it. When I accuse him of things, he always denies it, but not this time. No-sir-eee-Ritchy! The very day after making that post in which that lady told me what he did, and I posted what he did, and he read it, I tell you, he left Queenzone the very next day (yesterday). And I know he read it too. He replied to me in the thread, but he "skipped" over that bit. He didn't deny it, he didn't even ask for proof. I have the proof though, everything you type on MSN, is saved onto your computer whether you click to have message archives saved or not. What the lady said, I believe. He didn't really do any crimes, it's just... he did something in which only little kids do, you know? He's probably ashamed of himself and is going to do his confirmation to rid of those sins.

Where is Sonia? She misbehaved on a date, and then took off like Michael Jackson on that tricycle when the cops were chasing him. It was weird. Who knows what happened to her? Only God (Richard Orchard) knows the truth. I imagine she's probably took off to Norway and works on the mountains for a ski resort. That's my honest opinion. Where is Barry O'Neil? Man, you know he was a mean old man, and not just to me, but to YOU as well. People claim, on another forum, that he's in his bedroom hiding from the FBI or something, because of that time he told QZ that they are following him. Did they make a hit? No, I think he's on QueenOnline still. Queenzone doesn't need him anyways. LAY DOWN BURDEN!

Where the hell is "Treasure Moment", where did those rotten apples go? Up and vanished like a fart in the wind on Queenzone, when Andreas came along. Very strange. I had a nightmare they were famous, you know? Knocked the wind right out of me, it kept me up nights, God honest truth. Where the hell is Robyn? I think some idiot on QueenOnline is behind all this, because he was on Queenzone for a WHOLE day, I know, I watched who was online and who was not, and he didn't post one thing. He was logged on though, and he hates Queenzone, it's that "Sir" something on there. Forget the idiots name. Oh, Sir Didymus. HIM. He was logged onto Queenzone for a whole day, never made a post, no topic, no photos or blogs, NOTHING. He just happened to log on for 24 hours and do nothing? NO! I tasted a conspiracy coming from Queenzone when that guy was on here. As you know, he's from a different side of the galaxy.. he lives in QueenOnline land. He was either recruiting people, or leading them off to Dusty"IthinkOneVisionWasIn1989"forum, in other words, the Back Chat forum. I never posted there, as God Orchard as my witness. Though, that dumb dum, Dusty, thought I did. It's kind of funny, but it makes you realize how paranoid he is of me.

I don't know what's going on. It could be too much technology. Maybe there's an audio Queenzone somewhere? You get it implanted into your head and think of what to say on the site and it comes out inside the other Queenzoners minds, isntead of typing, and instead of physically talking. It worries me dear boy, oh yes yes, but I think we'll all pull through.

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Posted: 08 May 09, 03:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Don't ever call me soul mate again. Nor best buddy, or anything to that extent. I am none of those.


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Posted: 08 May 09, 03:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote































































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Don't ever call me soul mate again. Nor best buddy, or anything to that extent. I am none of those.































I might of called you Soul Brother, but not Soul Mate, I don't think. The post is too long to re-read for me. I don't think I ever called you best buddy in my life. Are you okay? Oh Gosh, I know it now. Have you watched THE STAND? You are just like that boy that has a crush on Annie... the one who has the glasses and big huge pimples, the one who blows up the Church.

Anyway, how's the 'ol Asperger's Syndrome treating you? I hope you got it under control now, been praying for you, yes sir, I sure have. My whole town prays for you.

Now, I know you were a special needs kid and all, and there's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, I donated money to the special olympics, people with the same problems as you. No reason to thank me though, I have an Autistic cousin who is a genious. I think Richard, some day, people will stop judging you by your disorder, and you'll meet a nice woman or man, and you'll settle down. Yeah, I pray for you... WE pray for you.



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Posted: 08 May 09, 04:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



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Anyway, how's the 'ol Asperger's Syndrome treating you?


What a stupid question.

But in any case, if you certainly must know, I've actually been able to overcome a lot of my shortcomings on my own over the past couple years or so, and have actually been able to open up moreso to people than ever before (and my attitude has changed quite a bit to the point where I don't even get easily bothered by a lot of things - I just don't care really :-) ), and it's fortunately gotten to the point people seriously can't even tell I have a condition :-)

I hope you got it under control now, been praying for you, yes sir, I sure have. My whole town prays for you.


Whatever drugs you're on, I don't want them.

Now, I know you were a special needs kid and all, and there's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, I donated money to the special olympics, people with the same problems as you. No reason to thank me though, I have an Autistic cousin who is a genious. I think Richard, some day, people will stop judging you by your disorder, and you'll meet a nice woman or man, and you'll settle down. Yeah, I pray for you... WE pray for you.


Why are you even talking like a redneck? You sound so incredibly stupid.


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Posted: 08 May 09, 04:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And btw Jake, you're so full of shit. Before you edited your post beyond the first paragraph to extend it to a big-ass pile of shit, it did have soul mate in there, which you conveniently replaced with pimp and claimed to forget.


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Posted: 08 May 09, 04:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But in any case, if you certainly must know, I've actually been able to overcome a lot of my shortcomings on my own over the past couple years or so, and have actually been able to open up moreso to people than ever before (and my attitude has changed quite a bit to the point where I don't even get easily bothered by a lot of things - I just don't care really :-) ), and it's fortunately gotten to the point people seriously can't even tell I have a condition :-)

That's good, it's good to excersize the mind, just like I'm doing right now. I must admit, Richard, you have improved a lot. Very mature and I envy it. The girls on Queenzone all want to have a roll in the hay with you, and I must admit, I'm a bit jealous. Your pimples cleaned up, you're acting like an adult, you formed a band in which the members don't sell your stuff in order to pay their drug dealers back, and I'm jealous of that too. I remember I could only tell you had it because of, well, you'd flip out easily, you'd not have a sense of humor, and when someone was making fun of you, you didn't think they were, and when someone was being nice to you, you thought they were making fun of you. I rarely see it anymore.

Whatever drugs you're on, I don't want them.

1. Ativan (1mg; four or five times a day) for severe anxiety.
My "downer" believe it or not. It gets rid of about 65% of my anxiety and I rarely get panic attacks now, and if I do, it's for like three seconds. But it's a downer because it makes me focus reality more, and reality is a lot different than being in your own world, so sometimes, the bad things hurt more.

2. Ritalin (5mg; three times a day) for ADHD but also to balance my mood from the Ativan, so Ritalin is actually my "upper"... it's a very low dose, I used to take 30mg three times a day when I was like 12 years old.

3. Effexor (150mg; once a day)
Overall it evens things out and it helps me not get angry or depressed.

Why are you even talking like a redneck? You sound so incredibly stupid.

I didn't think I was talking like a redneck, I thought I was talking like normal people.

And btw Jake, you're so full of shit. Before you edited your post beyond the first paragraph to extend it to a big-ass pile of shit, it did have soul mate in there, which you conveniently replaced with pimp and claimed to forget.

My bowels are no business of yours, to be honest. When did you go doo doo last? How do you like it? Yes, I edited it out, I won't deny it. I could, but I wouldn't. I edited it out because you didn't like it, for some reason. Maybe because you fear your reputation will be forever ruined if someone believes you are my soul mate. I can't call you Richard or Inu forever, but God bless those cotton socks of yours ;-)

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I think YOU and FREYA would make a very wonderful couple. I have a vision of you and her online dating, then meeting up and dating in real life, then moving in with eachother, then marrying, and then making love and creating about ten children. I think I'm going to write a blog about this. Where will the wedding be if there is one? United Kingdom or Canada? I know you find her very attractive and are shy a bit with women, so you might as well just go for it and ask her to be your online girlfriend, it's easy, play the game.


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Posted: 08 May 09, 05:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



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But in any case, if you certainly must know, I've actually been able to overcome a lot of my shortcomings on my own over the past couple years or so, and have actually been able to open up moreso to people than ever before (and my attitude has changed quite a bit to the point where I don't even get easily bothered by a lot of things - I just don't care really :-) ), and it's fortunately gotten to the point people seriously can't even tell I have a condition :-)

That's good, it's good to excersize the mind, just like I'm doing right now. I must admit, Richard, you have improved a lot. Very mature and I envy it. The girls on Queenzone all want to have a roll in the hay with you, and I must admit, I'm a bit jealous. Your pimples cleaned up, you're acting like an adult, you formed a band in which the members don't sell your stuff in order to pay their drug dealers back, and I'm jealous of that too. I remember I could only tell you had it because of, well, you'd flip out easily, you'd not have a sense of humor, and when someone was making fun of you, you didn't think they were, and when someone was being nice to you, you thought they were making fun of you. I rarely see it anymore.


Well I can't say I co-formed Unbalanced. They were already together for about 3 years when I joined on Sep. 15th, 2007 - I replaced their previous drummer Nick, who himself replaced Cody (the line-up has changed a bit over the last few years...Jerry, our current lead singer, used to be the bassist while Jordan was the lead singer back in the day, and Ted is now the bassist. Josh is the only member who's been in one consistent position, being the guitarist)

Whatever drugs you're on, I don't want them.

1. Ativan (1mg; four or five times a day) for severe anxiety.
My "downer" believe it or not. It gets rid of about 65% of my anxiety and I rarely get panic attacks now, and if I do, it's for like three seconds. But it's a downer because it makes me focus reality more, and reality is a lot different than being in your own world, so sometimes, the bad things hurt more.

2. Ritalin (5mg; three times a day) for ADHD but also to balance my mood from the Ativan, so Ritalin is actually my "upper"... it's a very low dose, I used to take 30mg three times a day when I was like 12 years old.

3. Effexor (150mg; once a day)
Overall it evens things out and it helps me not get angry or depressed.




Why are you even talking like a redneck? You sound so incredibly stupid.

I didn't think I was talking like a redneck, I thought I was talking like normal people.


Utterly laughable, but I'm afraid, aside from maybe some Southern States there, no-one in their right mind talks like that in reality.

And btw Jake, you're so full of shit. Before you edited your post beyond the first paragraph to extend it to a big-ass pile of shit, it did have soul mate in there, which you conveniently replaced with pimp and claimed to forget.

My bowels are no business of yours, to be honest. When did you go doo doo last? How do you like it? Yes, I edited it out, I won't deny it. I could, but I wouldn't. I edited it out because you didn't like it, for some reason. Maybe because you fear your reputation will be forever ruined if someone believes you are my soul mate. I can't call you Richard or Inu forever, but God bless those cotton socks of yours ;-)


My cotton socks are very hole-y indeed.



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Posted: 08 May 09, 05:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think YOU and FREYA would make a very wonderful couple. I have a vision of you and her online dating, then meeting up and dating in real life, then moving in with eachother, then marrying, and then making love and creating about ten children. I think I'm going to write a blog about this. Where will the wedding be if there is one? United Kingdom or Canada? I know you find her very attractive and are shy a bit with women, so you might as well just go for it and ask her to be your online girlfriend, it's easy, play the game.


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Sweet Insanity wrote:

I think YOU and FREYA would make a very wonderful couple. I have a vision of you and her online dating, then meeting up and dating in real life, then moving in with eachother, then marrying, and then making love and creating about ten children. I think I'm going to write a blog about this. Where will the wedding be if there is one? United Kingdom or Canada? I know you find her very attractive and are shy a bit with women, so you might as well just go for it and ask her to be your online girlfriend, it's easy, play the game.

Sorry, but I'm actually already taken.

I'm not as shy with women anymore as I used to be, actually.


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inu-liger wrote:







Sweet Insanity wrote:



I think YOU and FREYA would make a very wonderful couple. I have a vision of you and her online dating, then meeting up and dating in real life, then moving in with eachother, then marrying, and then making love and creating about ten children. I think I'm going to write a blog about this. Where will the wedding be if there is one? United Kingdom or Canada? I know you find her very attractive and are shy a bit with women, so you might as well just go for it and ask her to be your online girlfriend, it's easy, play the game.


Sorry, but I'm actually already taken.

I'm not as shy with women anymore as I used to be, actually.

Ah, man! Forget the Emma Watson blow-up doll. Freya is your ticket. You find her attractive, right? Man, because she thinks you are hott (yeah, with TWO T's!)... so I think you better start admitting your feelings for her.



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Sweet Insanity wrote:







inu-liger wrote:



















Sweet Insanity wrote:







I think YOU and FREYA would make a very wonderful couple. I have a vision of you and her online dating, then meeting up and dating in real life, then moving in with eachother, then marrying, and then making love and creating about ten children. I think I'm going to write a blog about this. Where will the wedding be if there is one? United Kingdom or Canada? I know you find her very attractive and are shy a bit with women, so you might as well just go for it and ask her to be your online girlfriend, it's easy, play the game.






Sorry, but I'm actually already taken.

I'm not as shy with women anymore as I used to be, actually.

Ah, man! Forget the Emma Watson blow-up doll. Freya is your ticket. You find her attractive, right? Man, because she thinks you are hott (yeah, with TWO T's!)... so I think you better start admitting your feelings for her.

Whatever man, I don't even know what Freya looks like, but any case my answer won't change.

You can keep on fleshing out your weird psychopath sex fantasies or whatever, and change your fucking display avatar every 5 seconds to something more fucked up, but I'm heading to bed now. I actually have work later on today, so see you later.


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Posted: 08 May 09, 05:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And Jake's not ruining this place at all.  Nope, not even part of the problem.






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Well, you can't really change your aunt's behavior or personality or past, so if I were you, I would just be defensive, smart, and stay away from her as much as possible.  By "defensive", I mean that you should try to keep one step ahead of her, even if it means locking up your stuff, and coming up with good excuses to not be around her (without getting involved in any conflict or arguments).  Also, I'd say, try not to dwell on such negative emotions of hatred and disgust toward others.  There are many more pleasant things to think about and you just have to train your brain to do that.  Most of us know, or are aware of, creepy people that are very unpleasant, so we know what you are going through.  Hang in there and good luck.

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Sweet Insanity wrote:

And then there's the other thing that's bothering me... new people coming to Queenzone. They post as if they already know everything about Queen, or they post a link to some site even though they never mentioned Queen on the site at all. I think there's like 20 of those people, and they post a lot and seem to be getting involved with the Queenzone community, happily and everything, but then one day... gone. Who knows where they go?





Hey!




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Posted: 10 May 09, 02:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Horny Corny should purchase a dildo... then she won't ever have to go without pleasure. Maybe she's got a sexual obsession disorder, in that she wants sex 24/7... could be a sign of depression or another mental illness. Also get DNA tests on the guys that bang banged with Horny Corny... to find out who's children are who's. Check the mail man's and garbage man's DNA as well... you just never know.



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