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Posted: 21 Feb 09, 21:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Let me just tell you first that if you get easily offended, don't bother clicking there.

http://www.sickipedia.org/get.php?category=Celebrity%20and%20news%20events&subcategory=Freddie%20Mercury

...even though, some of you might just click it anyways out of curiosity.



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Posted: 22 Feb 09, 06:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Umm...those jokes FAIL because for one, they didn't offend me; and two, they weren't funny.



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Posted: 22 Feb 09, 09:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Slightly funny. But not boring.


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Posted: 22 Feb 09, 12:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahahahaha.
Dry jokes.



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Posted: 22 Feb 09, 17:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

this is gonna sort the men from the boys when the kids on here ask who Robert Maxwell is
*puts on his slippers and lights his pipe and gently rocks his chair*


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

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Posted: 26 Feb 09, 15:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Mr.Jingles wrote:

Let me just tell you first that if you get easily offended, don't bother clicking there.

http://www.sickipedia.org/get.php?category=Celebrity%20and%20news%20events&subcategory=Freddie%20Mercury

...even though, some of you might just click it anyways out of curiosity.



I wasn't offended. I found them boring, not insulting, not disgusting, just boring. Boring boring and dull.

I'm too scared about Raf's face anyways. I'm beginning to think it's a problem with the puberty he's going through.






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Posted: 26 Feb 09, 21:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Jacob Britt wrote:



 



Mr.Jingles wrote:



Let me just tell you first that if you get easily offended, don't bother clicking there.

http://www.sickipedia.org/get.php?category=Celebrity%20and%20news%20events&subcategory=Freddie%20Mercury

...even though, some of you might just click it anyways out of curiosity.


I wasn't offended. I found them boring, not insulting, not disgusting, just boring. Boring boring and dull.

I'm too scared about Raf's face anyways. I'm beginning to think it's a problem with the puberty he's going through.

No offense Jake, but every time you're having a bloody low point in your life, MUST you come here only to pick obsessive fights with certain users at a time here??

Surely you must have something better to do online than that! It's not a healthy way to relieve stress.

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Posted: 26 Feb 09, 21:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Jacob Britt wrote:

I'm too scared about Raf's face anyways. I'm beginning to think it's a problem with the puberty he's going through.



Guy, would it be beyond the realms of possibility to find out exactly why you've got a grudge against Raf in particular?

I don't judge beauty contests for a living or anything so my opinion is worth zilch, but I mean... he's not THAT bad is he?  Just looks like an average fella to me... and anyway, if there is a Michael Jackson comparison to be made, it's with the "before my face fell off" MJ.



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Posted: 27 Feb 09, 12:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



 



 



 



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Jacob Britt wrote:



 



 



 



I'm too scared about Raf's face anyways. I'm beginning to think it's a problem with the puberty he's going through.



 



 



 



Guy, would it be beyond the realms of possibility to find out exactly why you've got a grudge against Raf in particular?

I don't judge beauty contests for a living or anything so my opinion is worth zilch, but I mean... he's not THAT bad is he?  Just looks like an average fella to me... and anyway, if there is a Michael Jackson comparison to be made, it's with the "before my face fell off" MJ.

He is pretty bad. As I've explained to people on MSN, Yahoo, and AIM, and here on Queenzone, it REALLY scares me. He used to look normal, but have you seen his photo? He looks like a Morgan Freeman gone wrong. His face looks freaky. It's giving me nightmares and nervous breakdowns. I can't sleep because of it. It keeps me awake, honest.

I'm not making fun of him. I just want him to understand that his face causes me problems. HIS FACE SCARES ME!


For the record, his hair looks more like Anita Dobson's, than Brian May's. He's the next Anita. It scares me. The face of Morgan, the hair of Anita. The sunglasses (and nose) of Michael Jackson.



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Posted: 27 Feb 09, 23:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Jacob Britt wrote:



















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Jacob Britt wrote:



















I'm too scared about Raf's face anyways. I'm beginning to think it's a problem with the puberty he's going through.


















Guy, would it be beyond the realms of possibility to find out exactly why you've got a grudge against Raf in particular?

I don't judge beauty contests for a living or anything so my opinion is worth zilch, but I mean... he's not THAT bad is he?  Just looks like an average fella to me... and anyway, if there is a Michael Jackson comparison to be made, it's with the "before my face fell off" MJ.


He is pretty bad. As I've explained to people on MSN, Yahoo, and AIM, and here on Queenzone, it REALLY scares me. He used to look normal, but have you seen his photo? He looks like a Morgan Freeman gone wrong. His face looks freaky. It's giving me nightmares and nervous breakdowns. I can't sleep because of it. It keeps me awake, honest.

I'm not making fun of him. I just want him to understand that his face causes me problems. HIS FACE SCARES ME!


For the record, his hair looks more like Anita Dobson's, than Brian May's. He's the next Anita. It scares me. The face of Morgan, the hair of Anita. The sunglasses (and nose) of Michael Jackson.



Dude, your obsession with people like Raf in this manner is really unhealthy. No offense, but you should schedule an appointment with your psychologist/doctor to see if they can put you on different medication that will help control your conditions better.

And I am neither joking or being sarcastic when I say that, nor intending malice.


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Posted: 27 Feb 09, 23:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



inu-liger wrote:



 



Jacob Britt wrote:



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



Zebonka12 wrote:



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



Jacob Britt wrote:



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



I'm too scared about Raf's face anyways. I'm beginning to think it's a problem with the puberty he's going through.



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 


Guy, would it be beyond the realms of possibility to find out exactly why you've got a grudge against Raf in particular?

I don't judge beauty contests for a living or anything so my opinion is worth zilch, but I mean... he's not THAT bad is he?  Just looks like an average fella to me... and anyway, if there is a Michael Jackson comparison to be made, it's with the "before my face fell off" MJ.


He is pretty bad. As I've explained to people on MSN, Yahoo, and AIM, and here on Queenzone, it REALLY scares me. He used to look normal, but have you seen his photo? He looks like a Morgan Freeman gone wrong. His face looks freaky. It's giving me nightmares and nervous breakdowns. I can't sleep because of it. It keeps me awake, honest.

I'm not making fun of him. I just want him to understand that his face causes me problems. HIS FACE SCARES ME!


For the record, his hair looks more like Anita Dobson's, than Brian May's. He's the next Anita. It scares me. The face of Morgan, the hair of Anita. The sunglasses (and nose) of Michael Jackson.



Dude, your obsession with people like Raf in this manner is really unhealthy. No offense, but you should schedule an appointment with your psychologist/doctor to see if they can put you on different medication that will help control your conditions better.

And I am neither joking or being sarcastic when I say that, nor intending malice.

His face scares me, no meds can change how I feel about that.








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