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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 18:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The heads are rollin'
The death has come upon me!


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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 18:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm not sure if you actually ENJOY them... But you're rather obsessed. Half your depreciative metaphors have something to do with rotten-smelling vaginas, dirty vaginas, sperm-filled vaginas or whatever.


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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 18:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

THE NIGHT OF THE DEAD!







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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 18:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes, I have, and details about my taste don't necessarily need to be on the internet. There are a couple of girls who know the details, and I guess no-one else needs to know for now.
Not everyone is weird enough to the point of having to share it in all kinds of internet forums...


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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 19:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Taste the oranges and bananas, there is no place for God to hide.


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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 19:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I haven't tried any loose one - but why on Earth would someone prefer it? Jake, you have issues :-P


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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 19:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



I remember some guy told me though, he didn't like tight vaginas, because he liked to feel the sides brush against him, and it gave him happiness. I don't understand what he meant, but what he said was, he doesn't like it tight. So he preferred it different.






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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 20:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake's obsession with vaginas stems from both natural curiousity and an acute identity disorder. In the course of his lifetime he has only ever had contact with a woman's reproductive organs on two occasions. The first of which was his mothers on the day he was born.
Jake's second encounter with a vagina came about two years ago when he raped a retarded girl at the day-care centre he attends. That was the last time he saw her vagina because he wasn't allowed to attend the birth of their mutant offspring nine months later thanks to a restraining order obtained by the girls parents.

Of course the real reason for Jake's obsession is that whereas he has little to no contact with vaginas, he suffers an almost constant barrage of reminders that they do exist as he goes about his daily tasks.
CUNT, FANNY, TWAT, MINGE, PUSSY. These are all common terms that can be used when addressing young Jacob.

The only thing I cannot explain is Jake's pre-occupation with smelly vaginas, especially when you consider that Jake's own personal hygene is of such a poor standard. Indeed it's been said that his heady aroma of body odour, halitosis, urine/faeces/semen/smegma soaked undepants is more than enough to mask the smell of a decomposing dolphin's vagina.

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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 20:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Face the heat!




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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 20:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jacob Britt really needs to get a LIFE!!!!



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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 20:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Be nice!



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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 21:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Jacob Britt wrote:







 







 







 







«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» wrote:







 







Jacob Britt really needs to get a LIFE!!!!








 







And what are you going to do about it? Aren't you like 500 lbs in real life? I think I know who YOU are. Turkey roll neck!

Yes, you're that heart-attack-waiting-to-happen, down south. Your stomach is bigger than your ass, so you can't claim to be a Fat Bottomed Girl, because in scale to your gut, your ass is too small. When you get old and end up in a nursing home, I feel bad for the LNA's/CNA's that will have to clean the solid sweat and shit between your crevices.

I like gals with great big tits, but not girls who's stomaches stick out past their tits. People like that, need to save their lives, by getting some excersize or starving themselves, whichever they prefer, though the starving thing works faster, it worked for me.


    You should really crawl back from under the rock or piece of shit from which you came!  Plus, you should really learn how to spell you scum sucking bottom-feeder...but that's right, people with a grade six education wouldn't know any better.







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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 21:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dun't worrey, I unerstand ur problims w/fat. U can sue McDonald's... they make u over eat. Any 1 wunt 2 eat sum turky? YUM. I try get speleng cheker l8er!






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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 21:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmm, entertaining discussion...









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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 22:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake's so grown up. Like I've said once before, I pity his son. I wonder what it must be like to be raised by such an immature freak who hasn't grown up enough yet.


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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 22:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sing loud and proud! Let those vocal chords bleed!


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Posted: 25 Feb 09, 23:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, going by your self-pitying PMs to me a few months ago, and then this, it would seem that one should not take anything that you post seriously because it's all a giant leg pull.
As such, I don't really feel the need to make fun of you or be abusive anymore.  I will, however, endeavour to ignore your pseudo-sociopathic ass.



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Posted: 26 Feb 09, 06:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If you need to relax, find a hobby. Nobody here's responsible for your problems or whatever mental diseases you might have. Last time someone I love died, I didn't come over here to start threads about vaginas. Last time I couldn't swear near someone, I didn't come over here to insult a girl.



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Posted: 26 Feb 09, 06:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Jacob Britt wrote:


I wonder what it's like to walk around in public with a face like yours and to be laughed at.


Oh, the irony.





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Posted: 26 Feb 09, 08:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.


I'm sick of all my kicks.